My Band

歌名	My Band
歌手	Eminem
歌手	D12
专辑	Shady XV

原歌词

[00:02.70]	I don't know dude
[00:04.64]	I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
[00:09.20]	And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude
[00:12.38]	And they need to take it up with me after the show
[00:15.58]	Because
[00:16.52]	These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:20.20]	But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:24.25]	Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[00:28.25]	All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:30.87]
[00:31.85]	So I get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:34.22]	Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:36.40]	"What's up ladies' my name's Slim Shady"
[00:37.84]	I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
[00:40.08]	They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
[00:41.83]	"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
[00:43.52]	"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
[00:46.07]	"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
[00:48.01]	And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:50.13]	Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:52.19]	All the chicks start yellin'' all the hot babes
[00:54.25]	Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
[00:56.37]	So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:58.18]	But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
[00:59.86]	Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.86]	Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[01:04.05]	Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.92]	Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[01:08.10]	This rock star shit' it's the life for me
[01:10.11]	And all the other guys just despise me be
[01:11.99]
[01:12.50]	These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[01:16.25]	But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:20.24]	Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[01:24.24]	All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:26.79]
[01:27.60]	My band
[01:28.93]	My band
[01:29.60]	My band
[01:30.54]	My band
[01:31.47]	My band
[01:32.47]	My band
[01:33.53]	My band
[01:34.47]	My band
[01:35.53]	My band
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[01:44.27]	You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
[01:46.26]	Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
[01:48.14]	Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.70]	But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:52.19]	You don't want my autograph' yous a liar
[01:54.00]	And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[01:56.19]	What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[01:58.06]	Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
[01:59.99]	See I know how to rap' see it's simple but
[02:01.99]	All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:04.05]	So I'm more intect' tryna get on the map
[02:05.92]	Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[02:08.17]	Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
[02:10.23]	Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
[02:12.18]	Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[02:14.06]
[02:16.04]	You gonna be late for soundcheck
[02:16.91]	Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:18.16]	But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[02:20.22]	You know what man I'ma say somethin
[02:21.59]	Hey yo Em
[02:22.78]	(
[02:23.04]	Man no
[02:24.09]	I thought you bout to tell him off' what's up
[02:25.96]	Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it' man shut up
[02:27.96]	And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[02:30.09]	When I was bout to talk right after you
[02:31.84]	I swear' I swear man
[02:32.72]	These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[02:36.18]	But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:40.19]	Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[02:44.20]	All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:46.88]
[02:47.68]	They say the lead singers rock' but the group does not
[02:49.87]	Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
[02:51.94]	I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[02:54.00]	I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[02:55.94]	Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:58.06]	Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
[03:00.37]	We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
[03:02.57]	So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:03.95]	And these guys they can find every area code
[03:06.38]	Bitch carry your own
[03:08.00]	Can't make it to the stage' security in my way
[03:10.00]	(Who the fuck are you Where's Obie and Dre )
[03:11.69]	***dammit I'm sick of this group
[03:14.06]	Time for me to go solo and make some loop
[03:16.07]	I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:18.25]	Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
[03:19.81]	Lose Yourself video I was in the back
[03:22.00]	Superman video I was in the back
[03:24.07]	Fuck the media' I got some suggestions
[03:25.58]	Fuck Marshall' ask us the questions
[03:27.72]	Like who's D12' how we get started
[03:29.95]	(What about Eminem )
[03:30.64]	Bitch are you retarded
[03:32.14]
[03:32.66]	Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.60]	Big ass stomache' bitches think I'm cute
[03:36.35]	50 told me to do situps to get buff
[03:38.22]	I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
[03:40.46]	Fuck D12' I'm outta this band
[03:42.09]	I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[03:44.52]	Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
[03:50.57]	And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
[04:00.81]	These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
[04:04.19]	But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
[04:07.51]
[04:08.42]	Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[04:12.22]	All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[04:16.52]	My Band
[04:17.09]	My Band
[04:17.76]	My Band
[04:19.38]	My Band
[04:20.45]	My Band
[04:21.44]	My Band
[04:22.38]	My Band
[04:23.45]	My Band
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[04:27.08]	The hottest boy band in the world
[04:30.07]	D12
[04:32.51]	I'm the lead singer of my band' I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
[04:36.38]	And the lead singer of my band' my salsa
[04:37.89]	Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
[04:40.01]
[04:40.64]	My salsa' look out for my next single' it's called My Salsa
[04:44.26]
[04:45.80]	My salsa' salsa' salsa' salsa' my salsa
[04:48.88]	Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:50.87]	And take off their underpants
[04:52.18]	My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:54.30]	And take off their underpants' my salsa
[04:57.49]	(Where'd everybody go )

歌词翻译

[00:02.70]	哥们儿我不知道
[00:04.64]	我觉得他们都是垃圾，而且特别嫉妒我，因为我是乐队的主唱
[00:09.20]	我觉得他们都特么跟我有仇
[00:12.38]	不过在这场演出之后，他们就得开始跪**了
[00:15.58]	因为
[00:16.52]	这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字
[00:20.20]	但是她们都喜欢我，想跟我握手
[00:24.25]	因为她们知道，我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
[00:28.25]	这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
[00:31.85]	所以为走下舞台，扔掉话筒
[00:34.22]	在性感女孩中走来走去
[00:36.40]	对她们说“过的咋样啊小妞儿们，我是Slim Shady”
[00:37.84]	“宝贝儿们，我是D12的主唱哟”
[00:40.08]	她们都说“我的天哪！是他”
[00:41.83]	“我了个大擦的，Becky快来看这是Eminem”
[00:43.52]	“我发誓，哥们儿，你特么的帅呆了”
[00:46.07]	“求你了让我跟你约吧”
[00:48.01]	现在，那些剩下的哥们儿嫉妒了
[00:50.13]	特别是当我放弃节奏开始自由说唱
[00:52.19]	所有的小妞儿都开始尖叫
[00:54.25]	所有的性感女孩都把她们的、衬衫和王台上扔
[00:56.37]	所以，像其他的晚上一样，他们跟我打了一架
[00:58.18]	但是我们之间打架有点像一场封闭的对抗
[00:59.86]	因为他们要在第二天的晚上跟我一起演出
[01:01.86]	哥们儿，我觉得你在抢我风头
[01:04.05]	昨儿Kuniva想捅我一刀
[01:05.92]	因为我跟她说Jessica Alba是我老婆
[01:08.10]	这个摇滚明星真垃圾，因为这是我的生活
[01:10.11]	所有其他的歌手都讨厌我
[01:12.50]	这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字
[01:16.25]	但是她们都喜欢我，想跟我握手
[01:20.24]	因为她们知道，我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
[01:24.24]	这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
[01:27.60]	我的乐队
[01:28.93]	我的乐队
[01:29.60]	我的乐队
[01:30.54]	我的乐队
[01:31.47]	我的乐队
[01:32.47]	我的乐队
[01:33.53]	我的乐队
[01:34.47]	我的乐队
[01:35.53]	我的乐队
[01:44.27]	你们就想看到一个黑人在后台是吧？
[01:46.26]	嘿爹地，为什么我们不能在proto上饶舌
[01:48.14]	碾压这些主场们，来一场表演
[01:49.70]	但是我们在卡车里，他们在巡演大巴上
[01:52.19]	你们这些大骗子，你们根本不想要我的签名
[01:54.00]	而且我是Swift（哦我还以为你是Kuniva）
[01:56.19]	那个更衣室到底出了什么问题
[01:58.06]	因为我的简直比一个十进制数还要小
[01:59.99]	你看我知道怎么饶舌，这很简单
[02:01.99]	但是我只是在按照一本Russell Simmons的书读
[02:04.05]	所以我我更专心于走向世界
[02:05.92]	不要在我背上抹泪的时候做开合跳了
[02:08.17]	看看阿姆，这个小傻蛋还以为自己是个人物呢
[02:10.23]	我知道他发现自己上了flikr
[02:12.18]	我还以为我们访谈的是DJ Clue
[02:16.04]	你试音会迟到的
[02:16.91]	哥们儿我不去试音了
[02:18.16]	但是我们的麦克风都是坏的，就他的是好的
[02:20.22]	你知道我说的是那个人
[02:21.59]	嘿阿姆
[02:22.78]	（
[02:23.04]	哥们儿不要
[02:24.09]	我以为你要骂他，咋回事儿啊
[02:25.96]	我想的时候会告诉他让他闭嘴的
[02:27.96]	哥们儿闭嘴，我们作为一个团队的时候你根本不帮我
[02:30.09]	当我想在你后面讲话的时候我会帮你的
[02:31.84]	我发誓，我发誓
[02:32.72]	这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字
[02:36.18]	但是她们都喜欢我，想跟我握手
[02:40.19]	因为她们知道，我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
[02:44.20]	这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
[02:47.68]	他们说主唱特帅，但是这个组合却不咋地
[02:49.87]	一旦我们将体育场卖给游乐园
[02:51.94]	我将会让这个世界知道，Proof很厉害
[02:54.00]	在他音乐开始的时候，我应该把他的麦克风给掐了
[02:55.94]	做好准备去干翻一个脑残粉
[02:58.06]	每次我听到“嘿哥们儿我爱死你们都能乐队了”
[03:00.37]	煞笔，我们根本不是个乐队，我们都不用乐器
[03:02.57]	所以为什么他拿90%，我们只拿到10%
[03:03.95]	哪里都能看到这群人
[03:06.38]	煞笔，你继续吧
[03:08.00]	我走不到舞台，保安挡住了我的路
[03:10.00]	你们特么的都是谁，Obie和Dre哪去了
[03:11.69]	尼玛我烦死这个组合了
[03:14.06]	到了我去solo和做一些loop了
[03:16.07]	我跟你讲，是我写了这些节奏和说唱
[03:18.25]	一直到Kon Artis跟我有了点矛盾
[03:19.81]	在Lose Yourself的音频里我站在后面
[03:22.00]	在Superman的音频里我站在后面
[03:24.07]	媒体垃圾，我得到了一些消息
[03:25.58]	Marshall垃圾，请回答我们的问题
[03:27.72]	比如“D12是啥，我们怎么起步的”
[03:29.95]	Eminem怎么样了
[03:30.64]	你是白痴吗
[03:32.66]	不管咋样我是乐队里最受欢迎的
[03:34.60]	我有肥**大肚子，姑娘们觉得我特萌
[03:36.35]	50 cent跟我说做一下仰卧起坐，这样你会获得更多粉丝
[03:38.22]	我做了两个半，然后弃疗了
[03:40.46]	D12垃圾，我要退出乐队
[03:42.09]	我要跟真正的Roxanne组个团
[03:44.52]	姑娘们，为什么你们不明白，你们是我的唯一
[03:50.57]	我**都快碎了才发现你们根本不知道我的乐队
[04:00.81]	这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字（哈哈）
[04:04.19]	但是她们都喜欢我，想跟我握手（Marshall垃圾）
[04:08.42]	因为她们知道，我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
[04:12.22]	这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
[04:16.52]	我的乐队
[04:17.09]	我的乐队
[04:17.76]	我的乐队
[04:19.38]	我的乐队
[04:20.45]	我的乐队
[04:21.44]	我的乐队
[04:22.38]	我的乐队
[04:23.45]	我的乐队
[04:27.08]	全世界最性感的男生
[04:30.07]	D12
[04:32.51]	我是乐队主唱，我能让她们宽衣解带
[04:36.38]	我是乐队主唱
[04:37.89]	我的萨尔萨能让这些漂亮妞儿跳舞
[04:40.64]	我的萨尔萨，关注一下我的下一首单曲，它就叫“我的萨尔萨”
[04:45.80]	我的萨尔萨，萨尔萨，萨尔萨，我的萨尔萨
[04:48.88]	让这些漂亮妞儿跳舞
[04:50.87]	让她们宽衣解带
[04:52.18]	我的萨尔萨让这些漂亮妞儿跳舞
[04:54.30]	让她们宽衣解带
[04:57.49]	（他们人呢？）