If I Had $1,000,000

歌名	If I Had $1,000,000
歌手	Barenaked Ladies
专辑	The Studio Album Collection 1992-2003

原歌词

[00:25.96]	If I Had $1,000,000
[00:32.13]	I'd buy you a house
[00:35.23]	I would buy you a house
[00:37.97]	If I Had $1,000,000
[00:43.94]	I'd buy you furniture for your house
[00:47.38]	Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:49.97]	If I Had $1,000,000
[00:55.93]	I'd buy you a K-Car a nice Reliant automobile
[01:01.76]	If I Had $1,000,000
[01:05.77]	I'd buy your love
[01:13.81]	If I Had $1,000,000
[01:17.42]	I'd build a tree fort in our yard
[01:20.00]	If I Had $1,000,000
[01:23.12]	You could help it wouldn't be that hard
[01:26.26]	If I Had $1,000,000
[01:29.02]	Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
[01:31.95]	We could just go up there and hang out
[01:33.03]	Like open the fridge and stuff and
[01:35.89]	There'd be foods laid out for us
[01:37.16]	With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
[01:40.03]	They have pre-wrapped sausages
[01:42.34]	But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
[01:44.34]	Well can you blame them Yeah
[01:46.59]	If I Had $1,000,000
[01:53.43]	I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat
[01:56.67]	That's cruel
[01:58.78]	If I Had $1,000,000
[02:05.06]	I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu
[02:10.65]	If I Had $1,000,000
[02:16.88]	I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
[02:20.04]	All them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.77]	If I Had $1,000,000
[02:26.33]	I'd buy your love
[02:34.38]	If I Had $1,000,000
[02:37.65]	We wouldn't have to walk to the store
[02:40.39]	If I Had $1,000,000
[02:43.61]	We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
[02:47.36]	If I Had $1,000,000
[02:49.59]	We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
[02:52.04]	But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course
[02:53.90]	We would we'd just eat more
[02:55.63]	And buy really expensive ketchup with it
[02:58.62]	That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup
[03:07.17]	If I Had $1,000,000
[03:13.82]	I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress
[03:17.66]	That's cruel
[03:19.31]	If I Had $1,000,000
[03:25.51]	I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.33]	If I Had $1,000,000
[03:37.56]	I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey?
[03:43.26]	If I Had $1,000,000
[03:46.90]	I'd buy your LOVE
[03:55.13]	If I Had $1,000,000
[03:58.08]	If I Had $1,000,000
[04:01.17]	If I Had $1,000,000
[04:03.90]	If I Had $1,000,000
[04:14.45]	I'd Be Rich

歌词翻译

[00:25.96]	如果我有一百万美元
[00:32.13]	我会给你买一座豪宅
[00:35.23]	我会给你买一座豪宅
[00:37.97]	如果我有一百万美元
[00:43.94]	会为你的豪宅配上家具
[00:47.38]	也许是沙发也许是软垫椅
[00:49.97]	如果我有一百万美元
[00:55.93]	我会给你买辆安全舒适又漂亮的豪车
[01:01.76]	如果我有一百万美元
[01:05.77]	我要买你的爱
[01:13.81]	如果我有一百万美元
[01:17.42]	我要在我们的院子里搭建树屋
[01:20.00]	如果我有一百万美元
[01:23.12]	你的生活就不会那么艰难
[01:26.26]	如果我有一百万美元
[01:29.02]	也许我们可以随处放个小冰箱
[01:31.95]	我们可以四处去游玩
[01:33.03]	一打开冰箱门
[01:35.89]	各式各样的美味食物就会涌出来
[01:37.16]	比如精装小香肠或者其他
[01:40.03]	有精装小香肠
[01:42.34]	但是没有包装好的培根
[01:44.34]	那能怪他们嘛
[01:46.59]	如果我有一百万美元
[01:53.43]	我会给你买一件毛皮大衣但不是动物皮的
[01:56.67]	那样太残忍了
[01:58.78]	如果我有一百万美元
[02:05.06]	我会给你买一个奇怪宠物也许会是美洲鸵或是鸸鹋（产于澳洲的一种体型大而不会飞的鸟）
[02:10.65]	如果我有一百万美元
[02:16.88]	我会给你买John Merrick的遗物
[02:20.04]	尽是些诡异的象骨
[02:22.77]	如果我有一百万美元
[02:26.33]	我要买你的爱
[02:34.38]	如果我有一百万美元
[02:37.65]	我们不必走路去商店
[02:40.39]	如果我有一百万美元
[02:43.61]	我们开豪车去那样花钱才过瘾
[02:47.36]	如果我有一百万美元
[02:49.59]	我们就不必吃Kraft饼干当晚餐
[02:52.04]	但是我们喜欢吃Kraft饼干
[02:53.90]	我们要吃得更多
[02:55.63]	我们还要搭配昂贵的番茄酱
[02:58.62]	妙级了要最好的Dijon番茄酱
[03:07.17]	如果我有一百万美元
[03:13.82]	我会买一件绿色礼服但不是植物的
[03:17.66]	那样太残忍了
[03:19.31]	如果我有一百万美元
[03:25.51]	我会给你买几件艺术品也许会是Picasso或是Garfunkel
[03:31.33]	如果我有一百万美元
[03:37.56]	我会给你买一只猴子你不是总想要一只猴子?
[03:43.26]	如果我有一百万美元
[03:46.90]	我要买你的爱
[03:55.13]	如果我有一百万美元
[03:58.08]	如果我有一百万美元
[04:01.17]	如果我有一百万美元
[04:03.90]	如果我有一百万美元
[04:14.45]	我会变得富有