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And I’m willing to borrow your grass |
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But I specialize in eating MC's |
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In the immortal words of LL Cool J |
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As he would say: "I'm a G.O.A.T.!" |
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And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is |
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It means the Greatest Of All Time |
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And I consider myself one of those |
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So thank you very much, here it goes |
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This is the part I was worried about |
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Everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes |
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And I'm in some dusty garage |
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Inhalin' them carbon monoxide fumes |
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And everyone's tellin' me what I should do |
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And how I should come out and what to rap about |
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And I know I got a lot up |
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In my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out |
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And I'm not sure how this is gonna come off |
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They're probably gonna think that I'm comin' off as cocky |
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Like I just started givin' a fuck what you really think about me |
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See, the thing about me |
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Is you don't really know a thing about me |
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Everyone's makin' a stink about me |
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Like there's some kind of an aura of that of the king around me |
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Surround me with nothin' but gangsters |
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Killers and bangers and the most dangerous criminals |
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And I feel like I'm more comfortable around them |
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Than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors |
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But, see, my dream is to be remembered |
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As one of the best when I leave; why does it seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other MC's? |
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So when Weezy says that he's better than Jay Z |
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Please be that just subliminally |
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Means he thinks Jigga's the best |
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And that he's the only one up in that league, see |
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And it's easy just to consider me |
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One of the greatest white rappers there is |
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Knowin' goddamn well that I'm one of the best motherfuckin' rappers who ever lived, period |
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I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat |
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But I know what I know and I know what you think |
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And these magazines'll never put it in ink |
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Because how would it look |
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If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.? |
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And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is |
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It means the Greatest Of All Time |
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And I consider myself one of those |
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So thank you very much, here it goes |
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Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game |
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So they gotta go try to find 'em |
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A new Eminem or a new Shady |
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If they think it's gonna happen, man, I thought I was crazy |
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Or maybe I could be takin' it wrong |
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And they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way |
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So let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors |
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Almost in the same way |
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See, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringin' up that Paul Wall's white, ‘cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight |
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And Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't write |
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Because he's so caught up in that snow white |
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That Timbaland can't even get him in the studio |
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He's so gone off that coke, right? |
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And it's so sad, ‘cause he's dope, right? |
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America's next great white hope, right? |
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So now they feel like they gotta come up with |
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Some corny-ass White Rapper Show, right? |
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And which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about |
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They said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out |
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There's somethin' about a white boy talking black |
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And runnin' around with a damn grill in his mouth |
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And I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit |
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"Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's white |
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And the best golfer's black?" |
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And I'm the one who's gotta catch all the flack off of that |
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But these are the people who |
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Never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out |
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But I had already hit middle America |
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Parents had all got to likin' me now |
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When suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy |
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All of the hatred for me must've died |
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Thought I committed career suicide |
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So I had to turn back into the bad guy |
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So faggoty faggoty faggoty gays |
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Anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy |
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Not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy |
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And Angelina Jolie is just another ho, and Brad is a sucka |
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Because once I fuck her, she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby; you know what I say? "No." |
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You better save some of them kids from Madonna |
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She needs all the publicity she can get |
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You want a Shady, well |
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You got it, man, I ain't apologizin' for shit |
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I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat |
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But I know what I know and I know what you think |
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And these magazines'll never put it in ink |
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Because how would it look |
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If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.? |
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And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is |
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It means the Greatest Of All Time |
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And I consider myself one of those |
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So thank you very much, here it goes |
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Man, I'm takin' my ball and goin' home |
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Man, shit is too easy |
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Nobody even wants to pass me the ball |
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‘Cause I'm a G.O.A.T |
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So don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game |
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And y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best |
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But y'all know that I'm a G.O.A.T |
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And like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin' best |
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Before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch |
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But before I go, I'd like to say fuck you very much |
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To everybody who wasn't there from the start |
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And thank you very much to everybody who was |
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And y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it |
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‘Cause I know that you know that I know |
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That you know that I know that you know that I'm a G.O.A.T |
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I'm out, y'all, it's been real, peace |
