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Drinkers: Come on you old pest |
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Fetch a bottle of your best |
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What's the nectar of the day? |
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Théardier: Here, try this lot |
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Guaranteed to hit the spot |
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Or I'm not Théardier |
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Drinkers: Gissa glass a rum |
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Landlord, over here! |
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Théardier: Right away, you scum |
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Right away, Monsieur |
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Diners: God this place has gone to hell |
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So you tell me every year |
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Théardier: |
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My band of soaks |
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My den of dissolutes |
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My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts. |
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My sons of whores |
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Spent their lives in my inn |
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Homing pigeons homing in |
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They fly through my doors |
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And their money's as good as yours |
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Welcome, Monsieur |
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Sit yourself down |
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And meet the best innkeeper in town. |
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As for the rest, |
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All of 'em crooks |
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Rooking their guestsand cooking the books. |
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Seldom do you see |
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Honest men like me |
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A gent of good intent |
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Who's content to be |
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Master of the house |
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Doling out the charm |
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Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
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Tells a saucy tale |
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Makes a little stir |
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Customers appreciate a bon-viveur |
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Glad to do a friend a favor |
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Doesn't cost me to be nice |
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But nothing gets you nothing |
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Everything has got a little price! |
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Master of the house |
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Keeper of the zoo |
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Ready to relieve them of a sou or two |
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Watering the wine |
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Making up the weight |
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Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight |
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Everybody loves a landlord |
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Everybody's bosom friend |
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I do whatever pleases |
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Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! |
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Master of the house |
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Quick to catch yer eye |
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Never wants a passerby to pass him by! |
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Servant to the poor |
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Butler to the great |
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Comforter, philosopher,And lifelong mate! |
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Everybody's boon companion |
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Everybody's chaperone |
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But lock up your valises |
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Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! |
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Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
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Unlace your boots |
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And rest from the road |
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This weighs a ton |
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Travel's a curse |
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But here we strive to lighten your purse |
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Here the goose is cooked |
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Here the fat is fried |
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And nothing's overlooked till I'm satisfied... |
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Food beyond compare |
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Food beyond belief |
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Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef |
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Kidney of a horse |
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Liver of a cat |
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Filling up the sausages with this and that |
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Residents are more than welcome |
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Bridal suite is occupied |
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Reasonable charges |
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Plus some little extras on the side! |
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Charge 'em for the lice |
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Extra for the mice |
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Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
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Here a little slice |
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There a little cut |
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Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
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When it comes to fixing prices |
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There are a lot of tricks he knows |
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How it all increases |
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All those bits and pieces |
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Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! |
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Master of the house |
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Quick to catch yer eye |
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Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
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Servant to the poor |
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Butler to the great |
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Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
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Everybody's boon companion |
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Gives 'em everything he's got |
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Dirty bunch of geezers |
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Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
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Mrs. Théardier: |
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I used to dream |
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That I would meet a prince |
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But God Almighty, |
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Have you seen what's happened since? |
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Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! |
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Comforter, philosopher? and lifelong shit! |
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Cunning little brain |
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Regular Voltaire |
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Thinks he's quite a lover |
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But there's not much there |
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What a cruel trick of nature |
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Landed me with such a louse |
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God knows how I've lasted |
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Living with this bastard in the house! |
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Théardier & Drinkers: Master of the house! |
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Mrs. Théardier: Master and a half! |
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Théardier & Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher |
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Mrs. Théardier: Ah, don't make me laugh! |
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Théardier & Drinkers: Servant to the poor! Butler to the great! |
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Mrs. Théardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
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Everybody bless the landlord! |
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Everybody bless his spouse! |
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Théardier: Everybody raise a glass! |
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Mrs. Théardier: Raise it up the master's arse! |
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Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! |
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