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You're walking in the woods |
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There's no one around and your phone is dead |
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Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him |
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Shia LaBeouf |
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He's following you about thirty feet back |
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He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint |
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He's gaining on you |
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Shia LaBeouf |
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You're looking for your car but you're all turned around |
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He's almost upon you now, and you can see... |
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There's blood on his face |
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My God, there's blood everywhere! |
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Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf |
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He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf |
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Lurking in the shadows |
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Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf |
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Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) |
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Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) |
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Eating all the bodies |
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Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf |
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Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him |
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But you're hopelessly lost yourself |
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Stranded with a murderer |
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You creep silently through the underbrush |
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Aha! |
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In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope! |
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You move stealthily toward it... |
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But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! |
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Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) |
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Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) |
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Now you're on the doorstep |
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Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf |
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Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) |
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But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) |
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You're sneaking up behind him |
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Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf |
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Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf |
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Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf |
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Stab it in his kidney |
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Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf |
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You limp into the dark woods |
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Blood oozing from your stump leg |
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You've beaten Shia LaBeouf |
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Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise! |
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There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes |
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But you can do Jiu Jitsu |
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Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf |
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Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf |
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Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf |
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You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf |
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But blood is draining fast from your stump leg |
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He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left |
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You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck |
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You're chopping off his head now |
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You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf |
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His head topples to the floor, expressionless |
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You fall to your knees and catch your breath |
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You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf |
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