Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

歌名	Your Makeup Is Terrible
歌手	Alaska Thunderfunk
专辑	Anus

原歌词

[00:07.40]	Greetings Earthlings
[00:09.78]	My name is Alaska Thunder************* 5000 from the planet Glametron
[00:13.64]	What's yours?
[00:16.13]	Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
[00:18.64]	So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now
[00:21.85]	Shall We?
[00:22.97]	Hi...
[00:26.27]	Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
[00:30.64]	Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
[00:33.63]	That we need to discuss right now.
[00:36.03]	Is That Ok with you Honey?
[00:38.20]	Are You Ready?
[00:41.10]	You. Are You Ready? (Ok)
[00:45.74]	Are You Ready?
[00:46.50]	Are You Ready?
[00:47.36]	Are You Ready?
[00:48.30]	Are You Ready?
[00:49.22]	Are You Ready?
[00:50.25]	Are You Ready?
[00:51.13]	Are You Ready?
[00:54.08]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[00:57.89]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[01:01.50]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[01:05.19]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[01:08.71]	But I love you anyway
[01:11.02]	Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[01:13.62]	Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[01:17.26]	Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[01:21.03]	Your Makeup is Terrible
[01:23.77]	But I love you anyway
[01:28.00]	Now I heard this is the best mother******* club in all the land.
[01:31.13]	Is That Correct?
[01:31.99]	(uh-huh) Mm-hmm
[01:33.29]	Well it better be, because
[01:34.60]	I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
[01:38.02]	Mr. Doorman, what's that?
[01:39.72]	You need my I.D.?
[01:41.04]	This face is my I.D. mother******
[01:44.36]	Now I'm not the kind of ************* who is going to go behind your back
[01:47.20]	And Talk *************t on you.
[01:48.41]	If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face
[01:52.43]	Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
[01:55.57]	Ok?
[01:56.36]	Alright?
[01:56.98]	Ok?
[01:58.01]	Are You Ready? (uh-huh)
[02:00.52]	You specifically, Are You Ready?
[02:03.16]	(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
[02:05.97]	Are You Ready?
[02:06.69]	Are You Ready?
[02:07.57]	Are You Ready?
[02:08.39]	Are You Ready?
[02:09.39]	Are You Ready?
[02:10.35]	Are You Ready?
[02:11.30]	Are You Ready?
[02:14.13]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[02:18.09]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[02:21.74]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[02:25.60]	Your Makeup Is Terrible
[02:28.29]	But I love you anyway
[02:30.33]	Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[02:33.05]	Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[02:36.64]	Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[02:40.40]	Your Makeup is Terrible
[02:43.32]	But I love you anyway
[02:47.90]	Oh my gosh...
[02:49.36]	This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?
[02:52.12]	(Oh my god...)
[02:52.91]	You see, there is something I have to confess
[02:54.98]	You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
[02:58.70]	And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
[03:03.84]	Are You Ready? (I think so...)
[03:06.02]	Oh no... Are You Ready?
[03:10.04]	That's better.
[03:11.32]	Are You Ready?
[03:12.08]	Are You Ready?
[03:12.94]	Are You Ready?
[03:13.86]	Are You Ready?
[03:14.78]	Are You Ready?
[03:15.73]	Are You Ready?
[03:16.62]	Are You Ready?
[03:19.38]	My Makeup Is Terrible
[03:23.43]	My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)
[03:27.16]	My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)
[03:30.84]	My Makeup Is Terrible
[03:33.62]	But do you love me anyway?
[03:35.76]	Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[03:38.41]	My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[03:42.13]	Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
[03:45.93]	Our Makeup is Terrible
[03:48.62]	But I love you anyway
[03:55.50]

歌词翻译

[00:07.40]	地球人，你们好！
[00:09.78]	我的名字叫Alaska Thunderfuck，来自5000光年前的Glametron星球
[00:13.64]	不说说你吗？
[00:16.13]	我不远万里的赶来只为听听你的故事，都不说说你的名字？
[00:18.64]	所以让我们用特立独行的方式来打个招呼
[00:21.85]	好嘛？
[00:22.97]	你好哇...
[00:26.27]	性感的小野猫，虽然对你知之甚少，但你给我的感觉不可言喻的美妙
[00:30.64]	最近啊一直有个问题缠绕着我烦透了
[00:33.63]	我们必须立马谈谈这个问题
[00:36.03]	可以吗甜心宝贝？
[00:38.20]	你准备好了吗？
[00:41.10]	真的准备好了吗？
[00:45.74]	确定准备好了吗？
[00:46.50]	确定确定准备好了吗
[00:47.36]	真的想听吗？
[00:48.30]	那我开始咯？
[00:49.22]	真的开始咯？
[00:50.25]	我要说的就是...
[00:51.13]	就是...
[00:54.08]	你化的妆丑爆了
[00:57.89]	你化的妆丑瞎了眼
[01:01.50]	丑的犯规
[01:05.19]	丑的惨无人寰
[01:08.71]	但是我还是很爱你呢
[01:11.02]	非常非常心悦你
[01:13.62]	你化的妆丑爆了丑的惊人
[01:17.26]	化的妆简直鬼画符
[01:21.03]	但丑的正合我意
[01:23.77]	无论如何都很爱你
[01:28.00]	我听说这里有世界上宇宙无敌狂野酷炫叼炸天的俱乐部
[01:31.13]	是这样的吗？
[01:31.99]	嗯哼究竟如何呢？
[01:33.29]	那它最好是如此
[01:34.60]	因为我可不是那种在门口摆噱头玩恶作剧的人
[01:38.02]	门童先生，什么？
[01:39.72]	要看我的证件？
[01:41.04]	这盛世美颜就是我的通行证混蛋！
[01:44.36]	我可不是那种背地里搞小动作
[01:47.20]	然后讲你坏话的碧池
[01:48.41]	我不记仇，一般有仇我当场就报了
[01:52.43]	我们现在再谈谈，好吧？
[01:55.57]	可以嘛？
[01:56.36]	行嘛？
[01:56.98]	嗯？
[01:58.01]	你准备好了吗
[02:00.52]	就是你，好伐？
[02:03.16]	我呀，时刻准备着
[02:05.97]	你准备好了吗？
[02:06.69]	你准备好了吗？
[02:07.57]	没准备好的话
[02:08.39]	我待会再来问一遍
[02:09.39]	所以准备好了么？
[02:10.35]	那我开始咯
[02:11.30]	就是...
[02:14.13]	你化妆丑爆了
[02:18.09]	丑到吐血
[02:21.74]	丑到昏厥
[02:25.60]	但丑的别致
[02:28.29]	不管怎样爱你哟
[02:30.33]	非常非常中意你
[02:33.05]	你化的妆丑爆了丑的惊人
[02:36.64]	化的妆简直鬼画符
[02:40.40]	但丑的正合我意
[02:43.32]	无论如何都很爱你
[02:47.90]	天啊撸...
[02:49.36]	要到这首歌最严肃的部分了，听好喽
[02:52.12]	我滴天...
[02:52.91]	看得出么，有些事情我得向你坦白
[02:54.98]	你我之间有太多我没想到的共同点
[02:58.70]	并且呀有件事情我现在就得勾起你的注意
[03:03.84]	你准备听我说了吗？（也许吧...）
[03:06.02]	哦不...准备好了么？
[03:10.04]	这样好多了
[03:11.32]	你准备好了吗？
[03:12.08]	你准备好了吗？
[03:12.94]	真的准备好了吗？
[03:13.86]	那我开始咯
[03:14.78]	我要告诉你的就是
[03:15.73]	就是...
[03:16.62]	那个...
[03:19.38]	我化妆也丑爆了
[03:23.43]	我化妆也不咋地
[03:27.16]	我们俩半斤八两
[03:30.84]	五十步笑百步
[03:33.62]	但你还是一样爱我对吧？
[03:35.76]	非常非常非常爱我是嘛？
[03:38.41]	我的化妆丑爆了
[03:42.13]	你的装束也不咋地
[03:45.93]	我们的装束简直天作之合
[03:48.62]	无论如何，我都爱你