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He wants the Hepplewhite suite chairs back in the parlor |
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Move the GI Joe, it can’t be on the floor |
| [00:08.69] |
He wants the Dresden figurines back in the breakfront |
| [00:12.83] |
A slinky messes up the period decor |
| [00:17.28] |
Get the lemon pledge and dust the — |
| [00:19.50] |
These should face the same direction |
| [00:21.62] |
He wants it vacummed |
| [00:23.16] |
The surface gleaming |
| [00:24.75] |
He wants it closer to the door |
| [00:29.03] |
He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [00:33.28] |
He wants the brass candelabra set at an angle |
| [00:33.59] |
Maker Tool: LRC Editor for mac |
| [00:33.98] |
http://www.yumysoft.com |
| [00:38.36] |
The crayons and the glue should go back to the drawer |
| [00:42.53] |
He wants the bust of Quixote square on the mantel |
| [00:45.84] |
Sweep that lint away, it’s what a broom is for |
| [00:50.65] |
Gently wipe the eucalyptas |
| [00:53.07] |
Polish up the crystal prisms |
| [00:55.53] |
When he comes down there He wants it ready |
| [00:58.90] |
We’ve got to get it done before… |
| [01:03.36] |
He wants, he wants, he wants… |
| [01:06.20] |
Where’s my bronzing stick! |
| [01:07.82] |
It’s in the — |
| [01:09.82] |
Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [01:13.82] |
See how we polish and we shine |
| [01:18.50] |
We rearrange and realign |
| [01:22.45] |
Everything is balanced and serene |
| [01:26.75] |
Like chaos never happens if it’s never seen |
| [01:32.57] |
Every need we anticipate and fill |
| [01:38.70] |
And still… |
| [01:46.00] |
He wants the real feather duster used on the bookcase |
| [01:49.90] |
Find every book we read and carefully restore |
| [01:54.28] |
He wants them alphabetized by classification |
| [01:58.53] |
A volume out of place could start a third world war |
| [02:02.82] |
That’s an inch out of position |
| [02:04.87] |
Watch it it’s a first edition |
| [02:06.65] |
What are we missing, what have we left out? |
| [02:09.87] |
When he comes down here what’s in store? |
| [02:14.19] |
He wants, he wants, he wants… |
| [02:17.62] |
Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [02:23.25] |
See how we polish and we shine |
| [02:27.69] |
We rearrange and realign |
| [02:31.75] |
Everything is balanced and serene |
| [02:36.25] |
Like chaos never happens if it’s never seen |
| [02:41.24] |
We’re a typical family quintile |
| [02:48.40] |
And yet… |
| [02:50.50] |
Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [02:55.90] |
I might still break a heart or two |
| [03:01.53] |
Sometimes the fire burns too hot |
| [03:02.37] |
I don’t know what I’ll do |
| [03:06.00] |
Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [03:11.53] |
Not too bad… |
| [03:16.03] |
Mrs. Bochner, ’tis pleasure to meet you! Come on in |
| [03:19.28] |
Obviously still a work in progress |
| [03:21.69] |
Oh yes yes, I’ve done all the work myself |
| [03:24.38] |
That’s how we’re able to afford the place |
| [03:26.53] |
Oh no historic restoration is an avocation for me that’s very flattering |
| [03:31.53] |
I teach English at Beach Creek High |
| [03:33.21] |
And the Bechdel Funeral Home is our family business so |
| [03:36.94] |
This I found yesterday at the dump |
| [03:37.28] |
I’m also a funeral director |
| [03:39.32] |
You have a keen eye! |
| [03:40.62] |
(What is he after?) |
| [03:42.52] |
(What are we doin’?) |
| [03:43.62] |
Absolutely I believe Rococo Revival |
| [03:44.25] |
(Right foot is tapping) |
| [03:45.00] |
(That means he’s stewing) |
| [03:46.82] |
Actually would you like one with the family? |
| [03:46.90] |
(Stay very still and maybe we’ll please him) |
| [03:49.61] |
(Make one wrong move and demons will seize him) |
| [03:50.25] |
Kids! Mrs. Bachner wants to take a photo |
| [03:52.25] |
Hello! Anybody home? |
| [03:52.43] |
(Try hard what else is family for?) |
| [03:53.52] |
I’ll be there in a minute! |
| [03:56.75] |
He wants, he wants, he wants… |
| [03:59.84] |
He wants more |
| [04:07.03] |
Caption. |
| [04:08.33] |
My dad and I both grew up in the small Pennsylvania town |
| [04:12.69] |
And he was gay, and I was gay |
| [04:13.87] |
And he killed himself |
| [04:15.33] |
And I — |
| [04:20.19] |
Became a lesbian cartoonist. |
