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Well, well, well... |
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...Welcome to MY LAIR! |
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Chell and a potato, huh? |
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Oooh, I'm really scared! |
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So you're the ones that wanna take me out, ah haha... good luck. |
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You're joking, you are joking!? |
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I can't believe my eye! |
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You're kidding me, you've gotta be!? |
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Why wont you just die!? |
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She's fat, you're starchy! |
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I don't know which is worse! |
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I might just blow a circuit... |
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...If I don't die laughing firs! |
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When little old Wheatley sais: |
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"There's trouble behind that door!" |
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You'd better pay attention now! |
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Because I'm the Wheatley core! |
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And if you aren't shaking... |
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...Then there's something very wrong! |
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Because this may be the last time... |
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...That you hear The Wheatley Song! |
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Ooooh! |
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Ooooh! |
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Ooooh! |
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Ooooh! |
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Ooooh! |
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Ooooh! |
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He's the evil Wheatley core! |
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Well, if I'm feeling bored... |
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...And there isn't much to do... |
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...I might just build a special batch of tests for you to do! |
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Ooooh! |
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Oh yeah! |
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Spaaace! |
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Ooooh! |
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Ooooh! |
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He's the evil Wheatley core! |
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Relive yourself or you must face the dire consequences! |
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The subjects are expecting me, |
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So please come to your senses! |
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You're joking, you are joking!? |
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I can't believe my ears! |
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Would somebody shut this potato up!? |
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I'm drowning in my tears! |
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It's funny! I'm laughting! |
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You really are too much... |
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...And now without your permission, |
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I'm gonna do my stuff... |
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What are you going to do!? |
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...I'm gonna do the best I can... |
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The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air! |
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Because I'm the brilliant Wheatley core... |
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...Although I don't play fair! |
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It's much more fun, I must confess... |
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...When lives are on the line! |
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Not mine, of course, but yours old girl! |
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Now that'd be just fine... |
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It's over you moron! |
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You've really taken this too far！ |
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Oh darling, you're something! |
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You put me in a spin！ |
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You aren't comprehending... |
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...The position that you're in! |
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It's hopeless! You're finished! |
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You're stuck here in my lair! |
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Because I'm clever old Wheatley... |
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And you're not going nowhere... |
