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Now here's a little story to tell |
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It is a must about an unsung hero |
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That moves away your dust |
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Some people make a fortune, others earn a mint |
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My old man don't earn much |
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In fact he's flippin' skint |
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Oh, my old man's a dustman |
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He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
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And he lives in a council flat |
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He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots |
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He's got such a job to pull them up |
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That he calls 'em daisy roots |
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Some folks give tips at Christmas, and some of them forget |
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So when he picks their bins up, he spills some on the step |
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Now one old man got nasty and to the council wrote |
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Next time my old man went 'round there, he punched him up the throat |
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Oh my old man's a dustman |
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He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
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And he lives in a council flat |
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Lonnie: I say, I say, Les |
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Les: Yes? |
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Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin |
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Les: Well how do you do know he's a police dog? |
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Lonnie: He had a policeman with him |
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Though my old man's a dustman, he's got an 'eart of gold |
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He got married recently, though he's eighty-six years old |
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We said "'Ere, hang on, Dad, you're getting past your prime" |
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He said "Well, when you get to my age, it helps to pass the time." |
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Oi! My old man's a dustman |
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He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
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And he lives in a council flat |
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_I say, I say, I say! |
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_Huh |
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Lonnie: My dustbin's full of lilies |
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Les: Well throw 'em away then! |
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Lonnie: I can't. Lily's wearing them |
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Now one day whilst in a hurry, he missed a lady's bin |
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He hadn't gone but a few yards when she chased after him |
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"What game do you think you're playing?" “ |
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She cried right from the 'eart |
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"You've missed me, am I too late?" “ |
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"No, jump up on the cart!" “ |
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Oi! My old man's a dustman |
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He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
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And he lives in a council flat |
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Lonnie: I say, I say, I say! |
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_Not you again! |
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Lonnie: My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools |
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Les: How do you know it's full? |
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Lonnie: 'Cause there's not mushroom inside |
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He found a tiger's head one day nailed to a piece of wood |
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The tiger looked like miserable |
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But I suppose he should |
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Just then from out a window, a voice began to wail |
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It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?" “ |
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"Four foot from his tail." “ |
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Oh my old man's a dustman |
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He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
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And he lives in a council flat |
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Next time you see a dustman |
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Looking all pale and sad |
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Don't kick him in the dustbin |
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It might be my old dad |
