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[ti:Princess rap battle] |
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[ar:SNOW WHITE vs ELSA] |
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[al:] |
| [00:09.00] |
SNOW WHITE:It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth |
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I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth |
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Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame |
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The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame |
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I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy |
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I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy |
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I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross |
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I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss |
| [00:30.00] |
ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me? |
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An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency |
| [00:34.00] |
You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks |
| [00:36.00] |
And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!) |
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I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp |
| [00:42.00] |
You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp. |
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That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice |
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I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice |
| [00:53.00] |
SNOW WHITE:Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling |
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At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling |
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You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start |
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But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart |
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You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it |
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Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it |
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As for your powers, they’re hardly legit |
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You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit |
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Does it really count as magic if when you let it go |
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The only thing that moves is ice and snow? |
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I talk to animals and it always impresses |
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You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses |
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ELSA:That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game |
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Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name |
| [01:31.00] |
And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) |
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And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? |
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I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent |
| [01:39.00] |
You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent |
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You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest |
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I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest |
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So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean |
| [01:48.00] |
You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen |
