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I could have a mansion on the hill |
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I could lease a villa in Seville |
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But it wouldn´t be as nice as a summer in Ohio |
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With a gay midget named Karl playing Tevye and Porgy |
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I could wander Paris after dark |
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Take a carriage ride through Central Park |
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But it wouldn´t be as nice as a summer in Ohio |
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Where I´m sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake Wayne |
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I could have a satchel full of dollar bills |
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Cures for all the nations ills |
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Pills to make a lion purr |
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I could be in line to be the British queen |
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Look like I was seventeen |
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Still I´m certain I´d prefer to be going slowly batty |
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Forty miles east of Cincinnati |
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I could shove an ice pick in my eye |
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I could eat some fish from last July |
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But it wouldn´t be as awful as a summer in Ohio |
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Without cable hot water Vietnamese food or you |
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I saw your book at a Border´s in Kentucky |
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Under a sign that said New and Recommended |
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I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve |
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And then I couldn´t leave |
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Richard who was with me got uncharacteristically quiet |
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And he said All things considered |
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I guess you don´t have to buy it |
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So I smile like Mona Lisa and I lay my Visa down |
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He wants me he wants me but he ain´t gonna get me |
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I´ve found my guiding light I tell the stars each night |
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Look at me look at him |
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Son of a bitch I guess I´m doing something right |
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I finally got something right |
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No it´s not Nirvana but it´s on the way |
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I play Anita at the matinee |
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Then I´ll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio |
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I´m never gonna go back to Ohio |
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I could chew on tin foil for a spell |
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I could get a root canal in hell |
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But it wouldn´t be as swell as this summer is gonna be |
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´Cause the torture is just exquisite |
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While I´m waiting for you to visit |
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So hurry up schmuck get unstuck and get on the scene |
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Love |
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The midget the stripper Wayne the snake and Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein |
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That´s me |
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