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ASTROLOGER |
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I don't think you should shoot before July 15th |
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Right now is a perilous time for Pisces |
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If you want 'til Venus is in Capricorn |
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You'll avoid a catalogue of crises |
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MASSEUR 1 |
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I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape |
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No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty |
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MASSEUR 2 |
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We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue |
| [00:26.725] |
You won't look a day over forty |
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BEAUTICIAN 1 |
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We have dry heat, we have steam |
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BEAUTICIAN 2 |
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We have moisturizing cream |
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BEAUTICIAN 3 |
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We had mud-packs, we have blood sacks |
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BEAUTICIAN 2 |
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It's a rigorous regime |
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ALL |
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Not a wrinkle when you twinkle |
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Or a wobble when you walk |
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BEAUTICIAN 3 |
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Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering |
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ALL |
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Eternal youth is worth a little suffering |
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ANALYST |
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Listen to your super ego not your id |
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Age is just another damn neurosis |
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I'll have you regressing back to infancy |
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And back into the womb under hypnosis |
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DOCTOR |
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I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb |
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The forumla's the one Somerset Maugham owns |
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Just modest course of thirty-sevent shots |
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And you will be a heaving mass of hormones |
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ALL |
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No more crow's feet, no more flab |
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No more love handles to grab |
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You'll be so thin they'll all think you're |
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Walking sideways like a crab |
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Nothing sagging, nothing bagging |
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Nothing dragging on the floor |
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Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering |
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Eternal youth is worth a little suffering |
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Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering |
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Eternal youth is worth a little suffering |
