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Enter Shikari - Slipshod |
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"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice" |
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Get me the manager |
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"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?" |
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First of all I was greeted with a grimace |
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Service with a sneer |
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He don't want to be here |
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Second of all I was seated by the window |
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And the draft was a serious inconvenience |
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There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine |
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We put our order in - I can't believe the time |
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This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen |
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Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season |
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My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth |
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And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut |
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Rory C, well, tell 'em... |
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I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes |
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This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits! |
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"Please don't raise your voice in here sir |
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This is a respected establishment |
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I’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?" |
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Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there |
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It’d be a real shame if something happened to it... |
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Slipshod, kick it |
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Cunt |
