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I'm liable to start a violent spark |
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with a silent thought |
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I disgust you like dialogue |
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from the shop to The Wired Frog |
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Night club, *******t, I was taught |
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if you see these on fire |
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You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
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no fire depar**ent |
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So you may not hear sirens at all |
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But don't be alarmed if I sound off |
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Something just ain't right with me, dawg |
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A martyr on a private charter, |
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whose life could be harder |
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Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
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sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded |
| [00:26.33] |
But tonight I'm starting *******t, |
| [00:27.49] |
I'm feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.49] |
I might just hop in a mosh |
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pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t |
| [00:31.07] |
Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.13] |
I'll ******* around |
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and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
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Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
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manic, I'm going in shock |
| [00:39.34] |
Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet |
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Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic |
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No, *******, I mean |
| [00:42.56] |
I can't maneuver from movement |
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Cause I had no room for improvement |
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I'm practically squashed, |
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unpacked it and boxed it |
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Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.73] |
flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.03] |
Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.04] |
Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.77] |
Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
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Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter |
| [00:57.89] |
Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
| [00:59.46] |
Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
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Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
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But I gallon some knockers |
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I bet you they ring a bell |
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when I come back and I'm conscious |
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What happened, doc? I passed out again |
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Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked |
| [01:15.71] |
Stole a Magnum box |
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and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
| [01:17.30] |
Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
| [01:18.76] |
Too close to the stair master |
| [01:20.64] |
Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
| [01:22.55] |
Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
| [01:26.83] |
No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
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rasped it and dropped it |
| [01:32.61] |
Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:33.38] |
preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:34.35] |
And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
| [01:35.21] |
Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:36.15] |
giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:36.94] |
Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
| [01:38.24] |
Swats watches and sneakers matches |
| [01:40.03] |
with the parkers |
| [01:42.76] |
But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
| [01:43.95] |
With all these trainers, |
| [01:45.23] |
but I don't have any boxers |
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And I'm standing here naked, |
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hangover, still wasted |
| [01:47.91] |
Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
| [01:48.72] |
Yo, why does it always sound like |
| [01:49.74] |
I'm grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.75] |
******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all |
| [01:53.38] |
I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
| [01:54.94] |
Until the mannequin doll |
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scatter the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.26] |
That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall |
| [01:59.17] |
Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.74] |
And I'm starting to get ******g amped, |
| [02:02.01] |
I'mma spark with 'em |
| [02:03.36] |
Like the car with the cables hooked |
| [02:04.69] |
to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell |
| [02:06.61] |
But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:07.40] |
cause y'all could get jumped |
| [02:08.22] |
And I'd catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:10.08] |
I got a hunch like your back when it's arching |
| [02:12.58] |
When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:14.18] |
You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging |
| [02:15.73] |
So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you |
| [02:16.92] |
Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:18.78] |
So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:20.20] |
That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? |
| [02:22.47] |
You *******s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.74] |
Don't get dragged to the auction |
| [02:25.21] |
Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
| [02:26.95] |
I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.63] |
just watch this |
| [02:29.60] |
Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:31.16] |
See I'm at you wack when |
| [02:32.38] |
I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.78] |
In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:35.11] |
Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.37] |
My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.45] |
That'll jack me off |
| [02:39.55] |
with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.24] |
No emotion hence |
| [02:42.40] |
I guess this sick ******* dies hard |
| [02:43.38] |
I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:45.63] |
It's like a magic wand allows me to |
| [02:47.04] |
not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:48.05] |
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
| [02:49.04] |
with the condoms out |
| [02:50.29] |
Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
| [02:51.26] |
Wants to Pounce |
| [02:52.25] |
How I laugh in response how she dances |
| [02:53.13] |
and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.59] |
Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
| [02:55.77] |
And all I see is |
| [02:57.65] |
she's slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:58.72] |
And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [02:59.64] |
got dammit I a misogynist |
| [03:00.72]I slap [?] |
with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
| [03:02.09] |
Just so happens she's fond of Al |
| [03:04.04] |
Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete |
| [03:08.73] |
Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.57] |
Half you assholes ain't strong |
| [03:12.49] |
enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.40] |
*******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.72] |
But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy |
| [03:17.79] |
Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, |
| [03:19.33] |
but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.70] |
Five finger discount |
| [03:22.00] |
Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t, |
| [03:23.85] |
it's easy |
| [03:24.56] |
Kidnapping your mom cause |
| [03:25.87] |
I'm still in this *******, thievery |
| [03:26.88] |
Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, |
| [03:28.84] |
Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.05] |
Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.81] |
I might relapse, get to some bull*******t |
| [03:34.22] |
Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts |
| [03:35.65] |
at Action Bronson |
| [03:36.52] |
Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:38.50] |
Have some back and forths |
| [03:39.33] |
And record a wack response to |
| [03:40.69] |
Kendrick Lamar's Control verse |
| [03:41.93] |
And perform Fack in concert |
| [03:43.27][Fack plays] |
|
| [03:48.60] |
Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album |
| [03:49.83] |
Now that was awesome |
| [03:51.12] |
It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that |
| [03:53.64] |
Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
| [03:54.55] |
(I'll stick around) |
| [03:55.77] |
And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:56.93] |
What's the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.32] |
Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, |
| [03:59.62] |
actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:01.27] |
Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:03.96] |
Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh |
| [04:06.38] |
Still get along with this voice |
| [04:08.17] |
cause that's the monster |
| [04:09.42] |
So do-si-do with a sociopath, |
| [04:12.43] |
everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:13.60] |
What they don't know is the |
| [04:15.96] |
fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:16.42] |
She loves the way I lie |
| [04:17.09] |
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.51] |
Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:21.89] |
That might've disguise pants, but they on fire |
| [04:22.35] |
So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
| [04:23.25] |
Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking |
| [04:24.26] |
I'm wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:28.83] |
In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em |
| [04:29.46] |
Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off |
| [04:37.55] |
Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.73] |
Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:41.54] |
Bath and Beyond |
| [04:42.36] |
Put the basket back |
| [04:43.19] |
while the bath salt packets are gone |
| [04:44.56] |
Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.32] |
But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.26] |
Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.81] |
Trasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:53.84] |
And I'm a spectacular archer, |
| [04:54.96] |
feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:56.54] |
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:58.32] |
Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:59.26] |
and I'm strangling 'em |
| [05:00.04] |
Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
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