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Yeah,you know who it is. |
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Check this shit out man. |
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check it out(Here we go) |
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Chillin'with my homies at the Home Depot.(Home Depot) |
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Buyin'screws and nails,manly sh*t,you know?(you know?!) |
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My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"(He asked me) |
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So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
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what? |
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I'm not gay. |
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I'm not gay. |
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It was a joke guys, come on. |
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I'm not gay. |
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I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
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But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
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Playin'tackle football with my homies in the park. |
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Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin'dark.(gettin'dark) |
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The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t.(Oooo) |
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But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it.(He ain't scared) |
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He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
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My priority job was to protect the sack(Okye!) |
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So fourth down, he bends over and yells “Hike!” |
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So I went and grabbed his balls! |
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Uhhh... |
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I'm not gay. |
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I'm not gay. |
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I'm just doing my job, step off! |
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I'm not gay. |
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It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them.(I wasn't) |
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I just care about the safety of your future children.(Godfather) |
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I'm not gay. |
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I'm not gay. |
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Quit telling me that, man |
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I'm not gay. |
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Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
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P.s. I didn't know that you were so well hung. |
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Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood.(Holly♂wood.) |
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Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay. |
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Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
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"Damn bitch, you fine!" “ |
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...Fuck. … |
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I'm not gay, guys, |
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That ain't me! |
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I'm just comfortable with my sexuality. |
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So I can admit when I see a guy |
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...who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
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...and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
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...and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
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...and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
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And oh my god, take your pants off! |
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.................Umm |
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Fuck it. |
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I'm so gay! |
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I'm fucking gay!! |
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I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling"Hey" |
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I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt.(That's me) |
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And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"(yeah~) |
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I'm gay.(I'm gay!) |
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I'm hella gay! |
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I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
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And normal self expression doesn't suit me, either |
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That's why my degree is in musical theater. |
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I'm so gay man... |
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-Dude! -What? |
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Get out of shower! |
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Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
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Come on, man, you're taking forever. |
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You get in, you wash your body, |
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...you wash your hair, and get out! |
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Even shaving doesn't take this long. |
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But I'm gay! |
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Dude, we're all gay. |
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Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
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Yeah,man... |
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We're even not upset with you because you're gay. |
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We're upset with you because you're molesting us. |
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Alright, come on, man. It's been like 35 minutes. |
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Get out now, or we'll burning your pink socks. |
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...I'm serious. |
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Fine, |
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Go ahead! |
