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[ti:Re Your Brains] |
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[ar:Jonathan Coulton] |
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[al:JoCo Live] |
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Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall |
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Good to see you buddy, how've you been? |
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Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now |
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I really wish you'd let us in |
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I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand |
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Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand |
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But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming |
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All we want to do is eat your brains |
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We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes |
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All we want to do is eat your brains |
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We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: |
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If you open up the doors |
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We'll all come inside and eat your brains |
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I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? |
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To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? |
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Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns |
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And then you'll have to make the call |
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I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough |
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You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff |
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But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly |
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All we want to do is eat your brains |
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We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes |
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All we want to do is eat your brains |
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We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: |
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If you open up the doors |
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We'll all come inside and eat your brains |
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I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can |
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I sure appreciate the way you're working with me |
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I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am |
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I guess I am |
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I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up |
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I know we'll get to common ground somehow |
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Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors |
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I guess we'll table this for now |
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I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well |
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Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell |
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And we'll put this thing to bed |
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When I bash your head open |
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All we want to do is eat your brains |
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We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes |
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All we want to do is eat your brains |
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We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: |
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If you open up the doors |
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We'll all come inside and eat your brains |
