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Ahhhh man |
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(Humming) |
| [00:09.940][Verse 1 - Professor Green:] |
I want me a Vegas girl |
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I don't like the song but I'd love me a Vegas girl |
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How do I have the audacity to say this? |
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I'm a little bit of a sadist, girl |
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I say this, I say that |
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Whatever I say, I never take back |
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I've got no respect |
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Ask Dream Mclean and his enormous head |
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I ain't got the heart to care |
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Ask him how long he spends in the barbers' chair |
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I wouldn't wanna be your barber |
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Picture me on a sheep in a barber |
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I'm Green like a frog and I ribbet |
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No, I've not lost it, I'm just being silly |
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Really need an ump and I'm going on millie |
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I don't mean I'm going on Millie |
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How much longer could he go? |
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My mind can only be described as unhealthy |
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No, I wasn't made in Chelsea |
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I'm just living it up real tosh |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
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(You're gonna be the death of me) |
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(I wear them I wear them dead man's shoes I wear them ) |
| [01:15.180][Verse 2 - Professor Green:] |
I've had an idea, who knows how |
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We can raise the national IQ? I do |
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Take every member of every reality TV show |
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For a little trip on a ship and then sink the boat |
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Thank God Millie quit the show, I'm unbiased |
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It's simple, Millie would've been on the ship too |
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A prick to anybody and everybody |
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There ain't a woman alive that I wouldn't be a dick to |
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But you came into my life |
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And now everything's so sweet |
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I found my perfect match in a woman |
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Who gives more hugs than me, Millie |
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Me and my bird are barmy |
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Two peas in a pod, edamame |
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Couldn't care less what the whole world thinks of me |
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As long as the in-laws think I'm charming, darling |
| [01:45.770][Hook - James Craise] |
I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them,dead man's shoes |
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I wear them,dead man's shoes |
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I wear them,dead man's shoes |
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I wear them,I wear them |
| [02:03.640][Verse 3 - Professor Green:] |
In a couple of years, I'll be speaking posh |
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"He ain't hood anymore, he's a tot" |
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Picture hearing me speaking in a posh accent |
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Like "come hither now, clean my cock"? |
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"What did you say, young man?" |
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"Is this the way young people behave nowadays, young man?" |
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That was when she hit me with her walking stick and said |
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"That ought to teach you for talking shit" |
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I don't even know who she was, this is what the weed does |
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Millie, I'm gonna be with you forever |
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Only till the day that we divorce and I get taken to the cleaners |
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Probably for getting caught fondling the clean-er |
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(You're gonna be the death of me) |
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It's never gonna happen! |
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She's 68! |
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She has had four children! |
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It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! |
| [02:34.250][Hook - James Craise] |
I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
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I wear them dead man's shoes |
| [02:52.600][Outro - Professor Green:] |
I wear them, I wear them |
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Them dead man's shoes, I wear them |
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I wear them, I wear them |
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Them dead man's shoes, I wear them |
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Dead man's shoes, I wear them |
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Dead man's shoes, I wear them |
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I wear them, I wear them |
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Them dead man's shoes, I wear them |