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Welcome to Hollywood |
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I used to dance in , |
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with a bunch of other hoes |
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Sweating for a dollar, |
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eating burger at mcdonalds |
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Hoe, so I moved to Van Nyes, |
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where the guys are so nice |
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I never thought twice,I just batted my eyes |
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Pretty soon I'm making, 6 figures a year |
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Sucking di*ks in motels for black label gear |
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Then I met my sugar daddy, 82 and looking sad |
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Got my double d's now we hang with celebrities |
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oh, oh, oh, oh |
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Saying mozle tov to , Goyas |
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im fear fax with my goyas ,celebration bit**es |
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l'chaim to future riches thank god this sound is kosher,bubalas on every corner, |
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want some tuchus mother f**ker,these chick's like no other |
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I might be ditching for some shi***s but I'm schlepping, |
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my sh*t to single mixers Drink, |
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when I feel blueish,funny thing is I'm not even Jewish |
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(Welcome to Los Angles International airport) |
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(temperature is 75 degrees, sunny, |
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with a slight chance of silicon showers) |
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Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, |
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the city of the rich and the misunderstood |
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Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, |
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here in the city of angel sleaze |
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I'm working on my career, |
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but ever since I moved in |
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I'm living in a studio, |
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with roaches on my stove |
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Here waiting on tables and waiting on luck |
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Hoping for a guest star but now it all sucks |
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This town is too hard without the aid of pharmaceuticals |
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The stress is killing me, my fingers got no cuticles |
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On the bright side I got a boner in my pants |
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Tonight I'll find a club and just go out and dance |
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My name is Muhammad and I drive taxi, |
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don't mess with me or I get nasty |
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I came to this city without a bed, |
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just dollar to my name and turban on my head |
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I sell rug in Pakistan but here they don't like rug |
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So I drive your drunk ass I smell your gas f*ck you, f*ck you |
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F*ck you and drunk friend, |
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you stupid cheap |
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You gotta pay me in cash or you give me your cheap |
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Oh, get out of my taxi you drunk f*ck |
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Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, |
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the city of the rich and the misunderstood |
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Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, |
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here in the city of angel sleaze, |
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two hands in the air for this giant city |
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Stream lights big dreams, they all looking shi**y |
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No place in the word that compare |
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Just go smell the stench in the air |
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Everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, |
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the city of the rich and the misunderstood |
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Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, |
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here in the city of angel sleaze |
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Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, |
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the city of the rich and the misunderstood |
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Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, |
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here in the city of angel sleaze |
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Welcome to Hollywood bi*ches, |
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good luck |