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First things first, I'm a craftsman |
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Remodelling is my only passion |
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And I'm the greatest in the business |
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Want referrals, yo |
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My clientèle will bear you witness |
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I can help when your door jamb sticks |
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There is nothing in the world I can't fix |
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I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
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Call me, I'll come rushing over |
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with my bag of tricks |
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Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
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Termite problem making you disgusted |
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When your front window is busted |
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Just one man that's always trusted |
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I'm so handy, you already know |
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I'll fix your plumbing |
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when your toilets over flows |
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I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code |
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When your dishwasher's about to explode |
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Now you see that |
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your furnace is needing some service |
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I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
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Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
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Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
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But all your pipes are antique |
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Your water pressure's too weak |
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You got an attic full of dry rot |
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Because your roof sprung a leak |
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Your fridge is starting to reek |
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Your hardwood floors really squeak |
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But don't you worry |
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I'll just show you my amazing technique |
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Now let me glue that, |
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glue that and screw that, screw that |
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Any random chore you got, |
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well I can do that, do that |
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Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun |
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I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one |
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I'm so handy, everyone said so |
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I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
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I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know |
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When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh |
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Patch the drywall, |
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clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
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Make that phone call, |
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I'll install anything you want |
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Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
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my socket wrenches are second to none |
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I won't quit 'til I'm done, |
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don't even care if I hammer my thumb |
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Still rocking my screwdriver |
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Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver |
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Your heating bills are shocking |
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I can solve that with some duct tape |
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and some caulking |
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Your house is a disaster, huh? |
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Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
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Let me be your stripper |
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Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
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I'm so handy, you already know |
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I'll beat all price quotes, |
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my hourly rates are low |
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I'm so handy, you should call this pro |
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I'm in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
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