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On nights like this |
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When the world's a bit amiss |
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And the lights go down across the trailer park |
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I get down, I feel had |
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I feel on the verge of going mad |
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And then it's time to punch the clock |
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I put on some make-up |
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And turn on the tape deck |
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And pull the wig back on my head |
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Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen |
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Until I head home |
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And I put myself to bed |
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I look back on where I'm from |
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Look at the woman I've become |
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And the strangest things seem suddenly routine |
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I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks |
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The gift wrapped wig still in the box |
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Of towering velveteen |
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I put on some make-up |
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Some Lavern Baker |
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I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf |
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Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 |
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Until I wake up |
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And I turn back to myself |
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Some girls they have natural ease |
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They wear it any way they please |
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With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines |
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Wear it up, let it down |
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This is the best way that I've found |
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To be the best you've ever seen |
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I put on some make-up |
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Turn on the eight-tack |
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I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf |
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Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV |
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Until I wake up |
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And I turn back to myself |
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Shag, bi-level, Bob, Dorothy Hamill do |
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Sausage curl, chicken wings, it's all because of you |
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With your blow dried, feather backed Toni home wave, too |
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Flip, for, frizz, flop, it's all because of you |
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It's all because of you, it's all because of you |
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Okay,Everybody |
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I put on some make-up |
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Turn up the eight track |
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I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf(wonderful) |
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Suddenly I'm this punk rock star of stage and screen |
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And I ain't never |
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I'm never turning back |