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（背景音乐：Wake Up - The Ditty Bops） |
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Remember when you were a kid, and your biggest worry was, |
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like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday |
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or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast? |
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Being an adult -- totally overrated. |
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I mean, seriously, don't be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex |
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and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. |
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Adulthood is responsibility. |
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Responsibility -- it really does suck. |
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Really, really sucks. |
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Adults have to be places and do things |
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and earn a living and pay the rent. |
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And if you're training to be a surgeon, |
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holding a human heart in your hands -- |
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Hello! Talk about responsibility! |
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Kind of makes bikes and cookies look really, really good, doesn't it? |
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The scariest part about responsibility? |
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When you screw up and let it slip right through your fingers. |
