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Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight? |
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Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
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Ted: Hey. |
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Barney: Where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up", I wish you'd put on a suit. |
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Ted: I did. That one time. |
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Barney: lt was a blazer. |
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Ted: You know, ever since college, it's been Marshall and Lily and me. |
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Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They'll get married, start a family. |
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Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor, their kids call "Uncle Ted". |
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Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? |
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Barney: Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted， |
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Ted: Oh, right. Hi. |
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Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit. |
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Ted: I'm not wearing a suit. |
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Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. |
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Lesson three, don't even think about getting married till you're 30. |
