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I got 36 expressions! |
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Sweet as pie to tough as leather |
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And that's six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together |
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Instead of just kicking me, why don't they give me a lift? |
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Well, it must be a plot! |
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Cause their scared that I got such a gift |
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Well, I'm miffed |
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Cause I'm |
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The Greatest Star |
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I am by far! |
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But no one knows it |
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Wait,they're gonna hear a voice |
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A silver flute (ho ho ho ho ho) |
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They'll cheer each toot (Hey, I heard it's terrific, mmm) |
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When I expose it (Now can't ya see to look at me that) |
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I'm a natural Camille |
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As Camille I just feel |
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I've so much to offer (Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because) |
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I'm a natural cougher (ahoo, aheh, ahay) |
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Some ain't got it, not a lump |
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I'm a great big clump of talent |
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Laugh! (ha ha ha ha) |
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They'll bend in half (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) |
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A thousand jokes |
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Stick around for the jokes! |
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A thousand faces |
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I reiterate |
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When you're gifted, then you're gifted |
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These are facts |
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I've got no axe to grind |
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Hey, whaddaya blind? |
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In all of the world so far |
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I'm the greatest star |
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No autographs, please |
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Do you think think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever? |
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I should say not |
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Any minute now they're gonna be out |
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Finished! |
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Then it'll be my turn |
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hmph! |
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Who is the pip with pizzazz? |
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Who is all ginger and jazz? |
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Who is as glamorous as? |
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Who's an American beauty rose? |
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With an American beauty NOSE!!! |
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And ten American beauty toes? |
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Eye on the target and wham |
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One shot. One gun shot and BAM! |
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Hey, Mister Keeney! |
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Here I am! |
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I'm the greatest star |
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I am by far |
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But no one knows it |
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That's why I was born |
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I'll blow my horn |
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Till someone knows it |
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I'll light up like a light |
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Right up like a light |
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I'll flicker then flare up! |
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All the world's gonna stare up! |
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Looking down, you'll never see me |
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Try the sky cause that'll be me! |
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I can make them cry! |
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I can make them sigh! |
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Someday they'll clamor for my drama |
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Have ya guessed yet! |
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Who's the best yet? |
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If ya ain't, I'll tell ya one more time |
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You'll bet your last dime |
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In all of the world so far |
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I am the greatest, greatest |
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Star! |