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Bless this day |
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Pinnacle of life |
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Husband joined to wife |
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The heart leaps up to behold |
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This golden day |
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Emma, I can't find my shoes |
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Today is for Emma |
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Emma, I give you the rest of my life |
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To cherish and to keep you |
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To honor you forever |
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Today is for Emma |
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My happily soon-to-be wife |
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Emma, we're really getting married! |
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Pardon me |
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Is everybody there? |
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Because if everybody's there |
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I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding |
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I'd appreciate your going even more |
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I mean you must have lots of better things to do |
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And not a word of this to Will |
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Remember Will, you know, the man I'm gonna marry |
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But I'm not |
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Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is |
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But I thank you all |
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For the gifts and the flowers |
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Thank you all |
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Now it's back to the showers |
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Don't tell Will |
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But I'm not getting married today |
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Bless this day |
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Tragedy of life |
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Husband yoked to wife |
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The heart sinks down and feels dead |
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This dreadful da |
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Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links |
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They're on the dresser |
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Right next to my suicide note |
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Listen, everybody, look |
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I don't know what you're waiting for |
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A wedding, what's a wedding |
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It's a prehistoric ritual |
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Where everybody promises fidelity forever |
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Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of |
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Which is followed by a honeymoon |
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Where suddenly he'll realize |
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He's settled with a nut |
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And wanna kill me, which he should |
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So, thanks a bunch |
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But I'm not getting married |
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Go have lunch |
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Cause I'm not getting married |
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You've been grand |
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But I'm not getting married |
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Don't just stand there |
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I'm not getting married |
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And don't tell Will |
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But I'm not getting married today |
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Go, can't you go? |
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Why is nobody listening? |
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Goodbye |
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Go and cry |
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At another person's wake |
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If you're quick |
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For a kick |
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You could pick |
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Up a Christening |
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But please |
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On my knees |
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There's a human life at stake! |
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Listen everybody |
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I'm afraid you didn't hear |
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Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you |
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It isn't only Will, who may be ruining his life |
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You know we'll both of us be losing our identities |
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I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday |
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But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage |
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I'm not well |
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So I'm not getting married |
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You've been swell |
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But I'm not getting married |
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Clear the hall |
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Cause I'm not getting married |
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Thank you all |
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But I'm not getting married |
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And don't tell Will |
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But I'm not getting married today |
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Bless this bride |
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Totally insane |
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Slipping down the drain |
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And bless this day in our hearts |
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As it starts to rain |
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Today is for Emma |
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Go, can't you go? |
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Look, you know(Emma) |
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I adore you all(I give you) |
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But why(The rest of) |
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Watch me die(My life) |
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Like Eliza on the ice?(To cherish)就像踩在冰上的伊莱扎(来爱护你) |
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Look, perhaps(And to keep you) |
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I'll collapse |
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In the apse |
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Right before you all |
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So take(To honor you) |
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Back the cake(Forever) |
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Burn the shoes and boil the rice(Today is for Emma) |
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Look, I didn't wanna have to tell you(My happily) |
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But I may be coming down with Hepatitis(Soon-to-be) |
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And I think I'm gonna faint(Wife) |
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So if you wanna see me faint |
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I'll do it happily(My adorable) |
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But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral(Wife) |
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So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates |
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Thirty-seven butter knives |
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Forty-seven paperweights |
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Fifty-seven candle holders |
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One more thing |
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I am not getting married! |
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Amen! |
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Softly said |
| [03:46.340] |
But I'm not getting married! |
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Amen! |
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With this ring |
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Still I'm not getting married! |
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Amen! |
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I thee wed |
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See, I'm not getting married! |
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Amen! |
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Let us pray |
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That we are getting married(That I'm not getting married) |
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Today! |
