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Pete,you're back! Hey,check this out! |
| [03:28.-2] |
Can you believe he offered me a restaurant? |
| [03:47.-3] |
I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job... |
| [04:09.-1] |
But,Mon,that was totally different. He was your health teacher. |
| [04:54.-3] |
What were you gonna tell us? |
| [06:09.-3] |
Not "the thing." I hate "the thing." |
| [06:24.-4] |
If that's the problem, we've got no problem. |
| [08:56.-3] |
...trying to get her back to sleep? |
| [10:17.-1] |
|
| [12:12.-3] |
|
| [12:39.-4] |
Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated. |
| [14:41.-1] |
Ross,stop that! |
| [16:31.-4] |
-Phoebe,would you just tell me? -I can't! |
| [19:07.-2] |
...but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. |
| [19:40.-2] |
Shut up for a second and let me just see something. |
| [20:21.-4] |
What thing? What thing? |
| [21:21.-2] |
So I'll see you tomorrow. |
| [22:27.-2] |
Well,give him a minute. |
| [00:02.30] |
Whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? |
| [00:05.43] |
Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. |
| [00:08.74] |
-Oh,my God! They took my idea! -That was you? |
| [00:12.77] |
Okay,there you go. |
| [00:14.81] |
Rachel,I made you cocoa. |
| [00:16.85] |
Oh,that's so... |
| [00:20.12] |
Oh,my God! Are you guys okay? |
| [00:26.00] |
Oh,my. |
| [00:30.03] |
The One With a Chick and a Duck |
| [01:22.88] |
You know,with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan. |
| [01:27.75] |
So that's why the priest threw holy water on me. |
| [01:33.35] |
You have to cheer up. |
| [01:35.32] |
You should come out with Ross and me. |
| [01:37.73] |
Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate. |
| [01:41.76] |
I was crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory. |
| [01:48.50] |
I'm gonna be on TV! |
| [01:50.17] |
No way! |
| [01:51.67] |
They're putting together a panel to talk about the fossils in Peru. |
| [01:55.51] |
The Discovery Channel's filming it! |
| [01:57.35] |
Oh,my God! Who's gonna watch that? |
| [02:02.55] |
Thanks. You ready to go? |
| [02:04.69] |
I saw a girl with that vest. |
| [02:06.72] |
Thanks. |
| [02:10.29] |
Most of us think of chocolate and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. |
| [02:14.63] |
Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. |
| [02:18.90] |
Unfortunately,most of these guys won't live to see the 4th of July. |
| [02:24.24] |
As a result of improper care, they will be dead. |
| [02:28.08] |
You guys got any of those baby chicks? |
| [02:30.08] |
I was watching this commercial on TV, and,man,those things are cute! |
| [02:42.89] |
Skates! |
| [02:48.40] |
You're sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper. |
| [02:52.47] |
How was your trip? |
| [02:54.34] |
What'd you bring me? |
| [02:57.67] |
Hotel toiletries from Japan! |
| [03:01.24] |
These are gonna go in my permanent collection. |
| [03:04.15] |
-Want some coffee? -That'd be great. |
| [03:10.19] |
Regular or decaf? |
| [03:12.35] |
Whichever's closest. |
| [03:15.49] |
-Ask me what I did today. -What did you do today? |
| [03:18.63] |
I bought a restaurant and I'd like you to be the chef. |
| [03:30.37] |
What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass? |
| [03:34.18] |
It's been my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven... |
| [03:37.35] |
...and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery. |
| [03:50.46] |
...and God knows,I've paid my dues. |
| [03:55.56] |
But Pete's doing this because he has a crush on me. |
| [03:58.57] |
And you're still not attracted to him at all? |
| [04:02.74] |
How could I accept a restaurant from him? I can't. |
| [04:05.64] |
I couldn't accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade. |
| [04:14.35] |
What,honey? |
| [04:16.25] |
My side hurts from when you crashed into me. |
| [04:19.09] |
Oh,God,I'm so sorry. |
| [04:20.89] |
Oh,God! |
| [04:23.06] |
Hey,you guys. Guess what? |
| [04:29.56] |
Got a job on a riverboat? |
| [04:33.37] |
I didn't wear this suit for a year, because you hated it. |
| [04:36.70] |
You're not my girlfriend anymore,so.... |
| [04:39.04] |
I see. This suit is making a point. |
| [04:41.51] |
Now that you're on your own,you're free to look as stupid as you'd like. |
| [04:46.51] |
You like it,right? |
| [04:47.68] |
I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. |
| [04:52.02] |
Ross,I'm kidding. Come here. |
| [04:55.79] |
Was it how you invented the cotton gin? |
| [05:00.13] |
So after you put the suggestion in the box... |
| [05:03.10] |
...how long did it take for it to happen? |
| [05:05.63] |
About three months. |
| [05:07.60] |
So I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in. |
| [05:17.65] |
I got you something. Open it! Open it! |
| [05:28.39] |
It's a chicken. |
| [05:31.33] |
It's cute,huh? |
| [05:32.83] |
You guys? Do you know anything about chicks? |
| [05:35.43] |
Fowl? No. |
| [05:37.93] |
Women? No. |
| [05:41.34] |
They are a huge responsibility. |
| [05:43.84] |
Especially at this age. They require constant care. |
| [05:46.91] |
They need just the right food and lots and lots of love. |
| [05:50.31] |
Well,no problem there. |
| [05:58.35] |
Easy,Lenny. |
| [06:04.43] |
So,I mean,have you thought about it? |
| [06:07.50] |
Okay,here's the thing. |
| [06:12.10] |
What's "the thing"? |
| [06:15.00] |
I can't do it. |
| [06:16.44] |
I'm sorry. I wish I could... |
| [06:18.51] |
... but you have these feelings for me. |
| [06:21.54] |
That's what you're worried about? |
| [06:27.82] |
I was gonna tell you over dinner, but I met somebody else,on my trip. |
| [06:33.05] |
Her name's Ann. She's a journalist. We met on the plane. |
| [06:36.22] |
She wanted to finish off my peanuts. |
| [06:37.89] |
I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh. |
| [06:43.66] |
I got tired of waiting. |
| [06:46.30] |
That's great. I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you. |
| [06:51.74] |
-Now I can work for you! -I guess you can. |
| [06:54.14] |
Oh,my God! This is incredible! |
| [06:58.91] |
You know what? I'm gonna roll right into that office and quit! |
| [07:02.75] |
All right! |
| [07:04.82] |
Could you give me a little push? |
| [07:07.06] |
Good luck! |
| [07:08.16] |
I'm quitting! |
| [07:14.10] |
I'm okay! I'm all right! |
| [07:19.70] |
That's exciting. You went to Japan,made up a woman. |
| [07:24.14] |
|
| [07:25.54] |
I'm just saying,this "woman," I mean,she's fictitious,no? |
| [07:30.34] |
-Why would you say that? -You're still into Monica. |
| [07:32.85] |
You said there's somebody else so she'd work with you. |
| [07:36.02] |
If you spend time together, maybe something might happen. |
| [07:40.69] |
You're good. You're good. |
| [07:43.46] |
No,I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic. |
| [07:46.93] |
It's a substantial gift. |
| [07:50.36] |
Can you promise me that you won't tell her? |
| [07:53.20] |
Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what? |
| [07:57.77] |
Thanks a lot. |
| [07:59.31] |
No,I'm serious. I'm intuitive,but my memory sucks. |
| [08:04.38] |
Okay,but this is the last time. |
| [08:07.15] |
With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there |
| [08:10.25] |
Here a chick,there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick |
| [08:13.15] |
|
| [08:18.43] |
How's she doing? |
| [08:20.39] |
|
| [08:22.06] |
Don't you think it's a she? |
| [08:24.60] |
I don't know. |
| [08:36.08] |
I can't tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly. |
| [08:40.28] |
I gotta change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks. |
| [08:43.62] |
|
| [08:45.09] |
What? |
| [08:46.52] |
I stayed home while you were at rehearsal... |
| [08:48.92] |
...so somebody could be here with our chick. |
| [08:51.76] |
Who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00... |
| [08:58.53] |
You don't think I get up when you get up? |
| [09:01.67] |
Oh,here it comes. |
| [09:03.14] |
Yes! Here it comes! I'm stuck here all day! |
| [09:07.01] |
And then you come in and spend two seconds with us... |
| [09:11.81] |
...and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? |
| [09:15.38] |
Well,I don't think so,mister! |
| [09:18.49] |
I need to relax,okay? I was working all day. |
| [09:22.39] |
And you don't think taking care of our chick is work? |
| [09:28.23] |
That's not what I said. I just meant |
| [09:31.03] |
I know what you meant! |
| [09:39.74] |
Did you notice that ever since we got this chick... |
| [09:43.08] |
...we've been fighting a lot more than we used to? |
| [09:48.02] |
I don't know,maybe we weren't ready to have a chick. |
| [09:52.92] |
I'll take her back tomorrow. |
| [09:55.46] |
We'll get our $3 back? |
| [10:02.66] |
I have that TV thing in two hours, and I need your help. |
| [10:06.10] |
What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? |
| [10:10.61] |
The brown one brings out your eyes. |
| [10:12.67] |
But your butt looks great in the blue one. |
| [10:32.53] |
That aspirin dance really works. |
| [10:38.27] |
-ls that still...? -I'm fine. |
| [10:40.94] |
-No,you're not! -Yes,I am. |
| [10:43.07] |
Look,I'm fine. Watch. Look at that. |
| [10:47.58] |
You've got to go to a doctor,okay? |
| [10:50.65] |
I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house. |
| [10:53.88] |
There's people there that I have to meet. |
| [10:56.38] |
I'm sure you'll make a great impression. "Hi,I'm Rachel. |
| [10:59.65] |
It's nice to meet you." “ |
| [11:02.66] |
Come on,you probably have a broken rib. |
| [11:04.76] |
I'll go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then. |
| [11:08.26] |
But you know,I could use a hand getting ready. |
| [11:10.83] |
Either help me,or go. |
| [11:13.27] |
Fine. I'll go. |
| [11:16.10] |
But before you go, could you help me first? |
| [11:22.31] |
Sure. I'll help you. |
| [11:25.31] |
Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR? |
| [11:38.43] |
You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand. |
| [11:43.10] |
Would you please help me with this too? |
| [11:53.77] |
Let's use this brush. |
| [11:56.44] |
-This stuff? -Careful. |
| [11:58.28] |
Light. |
| [11:59.45] |
Just sweep it across the lid. Just sweep it. |
| [12:04.42] |
Sorry! |
| [12:06.32] |
That's just poking me in the eye. |
| [12:08.06] |
I'm sorry. Close.... |
| [12:09.59] |
-Just sweep it. -I'm sweeping. |
| [12:14.30] |
Now make it even, because we don't.... |
| [12:16.90] |
I don't want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle. |
| [12:19.83] |
You don't wear enough of this. |
| [12:27.17] |
Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this? |
| [12:31.28] |
Close your eye. You're gonna like this better.... |
| [12:35.65] |
-Close,close. -Blow it. |
| [12:43.00] |
Sophisticated like a hooker? |
| [12:49.16] |
-Guess what I'm doing tonight. -What? |
| [12:51.20] |
I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete. |
| [12:53.37] |
Monica,I am so excited for you! |
| [12:57.14] |
I have to tell you something. |
| [12:58.84] |
What? |
| [12:59.91] |
I can't tell you. |
| [13:03.01] |
Wouldn't it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me? |
| [13:06.81] |
Well,sure,in a perfect world. |
| [13:10.65] |
But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my Gods. |
| [13:17.69] |
Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? |
| [13:20.86] |
Does it have to do with Joey? |
| [13:23.26] |
Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed? |
| [13:29.14] |
No,but let's come back to that later. |
| [13:35.18] |
There you go! Good enough for your party? |
| [13:44.72] |
Sure. |
| [13:46.72] |
Sure. I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing. |
| [13:55.70] |
All right,I gotta go, So good luck at the party. |
| [13:59.20] |
Could you just stay and help me get dressed? |
| [14:04.61] |
Sure. |
| [14:06.67] |
Great. Okay,just turn around. |
| [14:10.61] |
|
| [14:11.85] |
I don't want you to see me naked. |
| [14:14.05] |
I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. |
| [14:18.19] |
I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton. |
| [14:22.69] |
Yeah,but that was different. We were going out then. |
| [14:25.56] |
Now it's weird. |
| [14:27.53] |
Rach,you know,I can see you naked anytime I want. |
| [14:31.70] |
|
| [14:33.53] |
All I have to do is close my eyes. See? |
| [14:44.58] |
Come on! Don't think of me like that anymore. |
| [14:47.41] |
Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. |
| [14:49.38] |
It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend. |
| [14:55.09] |
Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! |
| [14:58.69] |
I'm sorry. It will never happen |
| [15:01.06] |
Wait a minute! Wait,wait.... |
| [15:02.73] |
Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king! |
| [15:09.24] |
Would you grow up? It's no big deal. |
| [15:12.61] |
All right. Fine. |
| [15:19.58] |
See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now. |
| [15:24.12] |
Oh,my God. All right,look,look.... |
| [15:27.69] |
Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital,okay? |
| [15:31.19] |
I do. I really do. |
| [15:33.23] |
I'll get your coat, then I'll put you in a cab. |
| [15:35.93] |
You're not gonna come with me? |
| [15:41.30] |
Of course I am. |
| [15:43.74] |
I just have to make a call. |
| [15:46.74] |
Thank you. |
| [15:54.11] |
What's wrong? |
| [15:55.42] |
I'm sorry. I just can't go to the hospital looking like this. |
| [16:00.32] |
Does it involve travel? |
| [16:02.69] |
Does it involve clogs? |
| [16:05.13] |
Clogs or claws? |
| [16:08.03] |
Clogs. |
| [16:09.76] |
|
| [16:14.03] |
So it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. |
| [16:18.44] |
What about Pete? |
| [16:20.67] |
What is it? |
| [16:23.18] |
-What about Pete? -I don't know! |
| [16:27.38] |
I feel like I'm talking to Lassie. |
| [16:34.79] |
-I gotta go. -But you're so close! |
| [16:37.89] |
Something to do with Pete's company? |
| [16:40.03] |
Go! You'll never get it! |
| [16:51.24] |
I know. |
| [16:54.21] |
See,yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth. |
| [16:56.64] |
She's a completely different kind of chick. |
| [17:03.38] |
I love you both. |
| [17:06.42] |
But in very different ways. |
| [17:14.09] |
What are you doing? You were gonna take her back. |
| [17:17.13] |
I did. But the store wouldn't take her back. |
| [17:19.27] |
Then I took her to the shelter. You know what I found out? |
| [17:28.51] |
If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! |
| [17:32.45] |
I won't let that happen to little Jasmine. |
| [17:37.12] |
Good,good,because I was kind of having second thoughts too. |
| [17:41.72] |
And it's not just chicks. It's all kinds of other animals. |
| [17:45.29] |
That's horrible. You did the right thing. |
| [17:48.06] |
Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way. |
| [18:02.58] |
Funny story! |
| [18:06.85] |
I don't believe this! |
| [18:09.15] |
Look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic! |
| [18:12.79] |
I could live in this thing! I'd be cold,but I'm always cold! |
| [18:18.19] |
Oh,my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners! |
| [18:21.93] |
So you like it? |
| [18:23.53] |
It is so perfect! Thank you so much. |
| [18:27.50] |
You're welcome. |
| [18:35.68] |
Did you just smell my hair? |
| [18:38.35] |
No! No way! What? |
| [18:41.48] |
-Oh,God. -What? |
| [18:45.02] |
You still have feelings for me. |
| [18:47.12] |
I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all. |
| [18:51.86] |
I love you. Is that so bad? |
| [18:55.46] |
No,it's not bad. It's not bad at all. |
| [18:57.93] |
It's really nice. |
| [19:00.27] |
The only one who stands to get hurt is me,and I'm okay with that. |
| [19:05.14] |
You may be okay with getting hurt... |
| [19:12.11] |
That's why I can't take this job. |
| [19:14.11] |
|
| [19:16.55] |
We probably shouldn't see each other anymore. |
| [19:20.32] |
I'm sorry. |
| [19:24.32] |
I mean,if that's really what you want,okay. |
| [19:38.74] |
I'm sorry things |
| [19:58.26] |
You'd tell me the truth? |
| [20:00.00] |
Rach,you can't look fat in an x-ray. X |
| [20:05.40] |
Now you stay out here and you think about what you did! |
| [20:11.61] |
-That's a duck! -That's a bad duck! |
| [20:17.04] |
How'd the thing go tonight,Ross? |
| [20:22.45] |
Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on. |
| [20:25.75] |
Easy. |
| [20:28.56] |
Now,when you come back,I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy! |
| [20:37.26] |
What "thing"? What is this "thing"? |
| [20:39.37] |
I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel. |
| [20:44.24] |
Oh,my God! |
| [20:46.37] |
Ross,why didn't you tell me that? |
| [20:48.38] |
I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go... |
| [20:51.31] |
...and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. |
| [20:56.25] |
-I cannot believe you. -What? |
| [20:58.82] |
That is the sweetest thing. |
| [21:12.13] |
You should get some sleep. |
| [21:16.67] |
Sorry I spoiled your evening. |
| [21:18.57] |
As long as you're okay. |
| [21:33.15] |
See you. |
| [21:47.13] |
What did you do? |
| [21:59.71] |
What you doing? |
| [22:01.01] |
Having a swim. |
| [22:03.38] |
What about the chick? |
| [22:05.79] |
Chicks don't swim. |
| [22:07.49] |
Are you sure? |
| [22:10.86] |
I don't know. |
| [22:13.86] |
-Should we try? -Sure. |
| [22:23.64] |
See,I told you. They don't swim. |
| [22:30.71] |
It's okay. It's okay,baby,baby,baby. |
