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I can't help but fall from grace |
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This girl's good. |
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Yeah,a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before. |
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I like her. |
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Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time? |
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That's all I'm looking for from these people. |
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Look at you,all jealous. |
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Come on,Pheebs. You two have completely different styles. |
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She's more.... You know? |
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And you're more.... |
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Say you'll stay beside me |
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See? Everybody else is happy she's done. |
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Okay,my next song's called: |
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"Phoebe Buffay,What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were... |
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...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way." |
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One of those "look for the hidden meaning" songs. |
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The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner |
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Hey,Phoebe. |
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Hey,Leslie. |
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How'd you know I'd be here? |
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I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish. |
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He said you played here a lot,so.... |
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I have to go to the bathroom. |
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If "big-fish place" comes up again... |
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... I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish. |
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So Phoebe says you write jingles. |
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Actually,I said she abandoned me to write jingles. |
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Anything we might've heard of? |
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Home is never far away |
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Home is Homestar Stew. |
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But I don't do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it. |
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And then I couldn't come up with anything good,so they fired me. |
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Bummer. |
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Well,you know,I was just.... |
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I was just thinking and just hoping that... |
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... maybe you'd want to get back together? |
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No,but,thanks. |
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Come on,Phoebe. Would you just think about it? |
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See you,Pheebs. |
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That was kind of brutal. |
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Let this be a lesson to all of you. |
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Once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman. |
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I'm just very cold,hard,unyielding. |
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You know,nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. |
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Can I have a tissue? |
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Is someone in there? |
| [03:39.350] |
I'm playing a daredevil game... |
| [03:41.320] |
...called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die." |
| [03:45.290] |
Jeez,man! Did you fall? |
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Hi! |
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So did you? Did you fall high? |
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Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait. |
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I left the lid up for you,though. |
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I'm talking to.... |
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This is where you say your name. |
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Ginger. |
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Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger,so... |
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Don't you have to use the bathroom? |
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No,I just I'd rather talk to you. |
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Yes,I do. |
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Yes,I do have to go to the bathroom. |
| [04:27.730] |
There's someone in here. |
| [04:31.270] |
-Where's Chandler? -He can't make it. |
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He said he had to go back to his job and |
| [04:39.110] |
Joey? |
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Joey Tribbiani? |
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I can see you,okay? |
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You're hiding behind the coats. |
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Close one. |
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Hi. |
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Hi,sweetie. |
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Hello. |
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Hey,Ross. |
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-I've got some bad news. -What? |
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I can eat, but I have to come back here. |
| [05:25.320] |
Come on. You've worked late every night for two weeks. |
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-What is it now? -It's my fault. I quit today. |
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But work comes first! |
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But that's sad about you,though. What happened? |
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What happened? Burn out? Burn all out,did you? |
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He's leaving for a better job. |
| [05:45.170] |
That's great. So I guess this is goodbye then. |
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Goodbye. |
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Okay,then. |
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Well,we're gonna miss you around here. |
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Yeah,me too. |
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-So see you on Saturday. -Yeah,you bet! |
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Now,you know those are a delicacy in lndia. |
| [06:27.120] |
That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together. |
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She must've hurt you bad. |
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Well,yeah. You know,we were best friends... |
| [06:41.060] |
...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together. |
| [06:55.480] |
Is Chandler around? |
| [06:57.350] |
He met some girl at the coffeehouse. |
| [07:00.420] |
Ginger something. |
| [07:05.320] |
Sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? Like "Gingeer"? |
| [07:11.430] |
No,it was Ginger. |
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I remember because when he told me,I said: |
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The movie star “ |
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Oh,man! |
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That's the girl I was hiding from. |
| [07:22.040] |
When she sees he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did. |
| [07:26.540] |
Oh,no! I can't.... |
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I can't tell you. It's the most awful thing I've ever done. |
| [07:33.950] |
Don't tell us. |
| [07:35.380] |
We'll wait till Chandler gets home. It'll be more fun that way. |
| [07:40.920] |
It was,like,four years ago. |
| [07:47.060] |
...we went to her Dad's cabin... |
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...just me,her and her annoying little dog,Pepper. |
| [07:52.900] |
That night I cooked this really romantic dinner |
| [07:56.170] |
You gave her food poisoning! |
| [07:58.540] |
I wish. |
| [08:05.050] |
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out... |
| [08:09.650] |
...so I picked up a log and threw it on. |
| [08:14.220] |
Or what I thought was a log. |
| [08:16.260] |
Oh,my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! |
| [08:19.760] |
I wish. |
| [08:23.230] |
Another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger... |
| [08:27.040] |
...is that she kind of has a... |
| [08:30.140] |
...artificial leg. |
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Oh,my God! |
| [08:40.650] |
What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? |
| [08:44.750] |
I ran! |
| [08:55.100] |
That's the best kiss I've had... |
| [08:57.370] |
...with anybody I met in a men's room. |
| [09:00.970] |
Actually,me too. |
| [09:04.210] |
Foot all in the puddle! |
| [09:06.510] |
Damn! I hate that! |
| [09:08.540] |
-You'll have to get out of those shoes. -Don't worry. |
| [09:13.950] |
No,I'm not. |
| [09:17.720] |
You're not? Have you got a bionic foot? |
| [09:21.720] |
Someday. Maybe. |
| [09:34.400] |
Funny book? |
| [09:37.540] |
I'm just thinking about something funny I heard today. |
| [09:42.480] |
Mark saying, "I'll see you Saturday." |
| [09:47.520] |
Yeah,at the lecture. |
| [09:49.050] |
I told you last week. You said you didn't mind. |
| [09:52.190] |
It's not the lecture I mind. |
| [09:56.060] |
Please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark. |
| [10:00.060] |
-Well -Oh,my God! |
| [10:02.760] |
I'm sorry,but if you're not working with him anymore... |
| [10:06.330] |
...why do you still hang out? |
| [10:08.540] |
Because he's my friend. |
| [10:16.410] |
If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler,can I play with Mark? |
| [10:20.750] |
Is that funny? Am I suppose to be laughing? |
| [10:23.590] |
I don't know. You thought "See you Saturday" was funny. |
| [10:27.900] |
Mark is in fashion. |
| [10:29.460] |
I like having a friend I can share this stuff with. |
| [10:32.690] |
You guys would never go to a lecture with me. |
| [10:38.200] |
I'd love to go with you. |
| [10:39.900] |
|
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I have clothes. |
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I even pick them out. |
| [10:49.110] |
... monger. |
| [10:55.720] |
I would love for you to go with me. |
| [10:58.720] |
What? |
| [11:00.490] |
What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous. |
| [11:13.000] |
You know,they say "A watched pot never beeps." |
| [11:19.410] |
It's been a couple hours... |
| [11:22.110] |
...and she hasn't called. |
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Not that I even care. I don't. |
| [11:27.520] |
Why don't you just call her? |
| [11:29.680] |
You obviously want to. |
| [11:31.950] |
You think you know me so well. |
| [11:34.320] |
Well,don't you wanna? |
| [11:38.430] |
So I do know you. |
| [11:40.260] |
That's what I said. |
| [11:44.000] |
Well,so? |
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I can't. |
| [11:47.000] |
I can't. She dumped me. |
| [11:49.500] |
I totally trusted her, then one day it was like: |
| [11:52.110] |
"Okay,bye,Pheebs." Gone! “ |
| [11:55.840] |
You know what the saddest part is? |
| [11:58.310] |
When we were playing together, that was... |
| [12:00.950] |
...the most fun I've ever had in all my lives. |
| [12:06.050] |
My favorite shoes,so good to me I wear them every day |
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Down at the heel,holes in the toes Don't care what people say |
| [12:16.360] |
My feet's best friend Pals to the end |
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With them,I'm one hot chickie |
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Though late one night Not much light |
| [12:32.310] |
Sticky shoes,sticky shoes |
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Always make me smile |
| [12:38.020] |
Sticky shoes,sticky shoes Next time I'll... |
| [12:44.090] |
...avoid the... |
| [12:47.200] |
...pile! |
| [12:57.570] |
We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. |
| [13:02.340] |
For instance,a sheer navy blouse over a pink.... |
| [13:13.350] |
You're so pretty. |
| [13:17.760] |
I love you. |
| [13:22.800] |
Smelly cat,smelly cat |
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What are they feeding you? |
| [13:28.900] |
Smelly cat,smelly cat |
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It's not your fault |
| [13:37.750] |
That's great! |
| [13:39.450] |
You know,you could totally sell this. |
| [13:46.650] |
A jingle? |
| [13:49.120] |
Why not? You'd make a ton of money. |
| [13:50.960] |
If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now. |
| [13:56.160] |
You gotta get out of that jingle-head. |
| [14:00.130] |
You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. |
| [14:02.570] |
That's okay. |
| [14:03.640] |
I'm gonna play a song now that's really,really sad. |
| [14:07.110] |
It's called "Magician Box Mix-Up." |
| [14:15.350] |
Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings... |
| [14:18.250] |
...oversizing of accessories, in general,is very popular now. |
| [14:34.840] |
Can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad. |
| [14:37.370] |
I hate that. |
| [14:38.640] |
I once had a thing of half-and-half. Stole my car. |
| [14:44.280] |
So how was your date with Ginger? |
| [14:48.180] |
Great. |
| [14:49.680] |
It was great. She's... |
| [14:51.490] |
She's great. Great looks and personality. Greatness. |
| [14:56.560] |
Sounds like she's got the... |
| [14:59.130] |
...whole package. |
| [15:01.900] |
Joey told you about the leg,huh? |
| [15:06.070] |
Oh,God! It freaked me out. |
| [15:08.240] |
It shouldn't,but it did. |
| [15:10.070] |
I wanna keep seeing her, but it's like: |
| [15:12.910] |
"Hey,you know what? Where's your leg?" |
| [15:19.910] |
I'm the smallest person in the world, aren't l? |
| [15:23.900] |
Morning. |
| [15:25.350] |
Actually,he's the smallest person in the world. |
| [15:34.160] |
Heard about the leg-burning,huh? |
| [15:38.830] |
It came up. |
| [15:41.240] |
Listen,I know it's a long shot,but... |
| [15:45.240] |
... by any chance, did she find that funny? |
| [15:52.710] |
So I nodded off a little! |
| [15:54.580] |
"Nodded off"? Ross,you were snoring! |
| [16:02.190] |
Come on! Forty-five minutes.... |
| [16:04.930] |
Forty-five minutes,the man talked about strappy-backed dresses. |
| [16:10.260] |
Okay,how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... |
| [16:15.040] |
...Iistening to Professor "Pitstains" say: |
| [16:17.540] |
"Remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? “ |
| [16:21.140] |
Well,here's a little bone we didn't know it had!" “ |
| [16:32.420] |
And second of all, that little bone proved that... |
| [16:35.160] |
...that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly. |
| [16:38.760] |
Okay,you know what I just heard? |
| [16:45.730] |
A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. |
| [16:50.270] |
I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. |
| [16:55.110] |
Oh,that is so |
| [16:57.310] |
A bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island! |
| [17:08.160] |
If what I do is so lame... |
| [17:10.520] |
...then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? |
| [17:14.430] |
Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark? |
| [17:19.670] |
I wanted to be with you. |
| [17:22.670] |
I don't know,I feel like lately... |
| [17:25.040] |
...you're slipping away from me... |
| [17:27.210] |
...with this new job and all these new people. |
| [17:35.050] |
...but I just hate that I'm not a part of it. |
| [17:43.620] |
It's not dumb. |
| [17:46.730] |
But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it. |
| [17:50.060] |
You know what I mean? |
| [17:52.830] |
I mean,it's like... |
| [17:54.170] |
... I like that you're not involved in that part of my life. |
| [17:59.170] |
That's a little clearer. |
| [18:02.180] |
See,it doesn't mean I don't love you... |
| [18:05.180] |
... because I do. I love you so much. |
| [18:08.550] |
But my work It's for me,you know? |
| [18:11.220] |
I'm out there on my own, and I'm doing it. |
| [18:13.900] |
And it's scary, but I love it because it's mine. |
| [18:21.330] |
Sure. |
| [18:32.670] |
You're thinking about my leg. |
| [18:36.780] |
Actually,I forgot. What's the deal with that again? |
| [18:45.950] |
...because I don't like wasting my time. |
| [18:49.090] |
Am I wasting my time? |
| [18:52.190] |
No,I don't think so. |
| [18:55.100] |
It's like anything else. You just have to get used to it. |
| [19:10.950] |
What's that? |
| [19:13.310] |
That's my "nubbin." |
| [19:19.950] |
What's a nubbin? |
| [19:22.620] |
It's kind of a third-nipple kind of thing. |
| [19:28.230] |
You have three nipples? |
| [19:29.960] |
Well,you know,two regulars... |
| [19:32.630] |
...and one that barely qualifies as a |
| [19:38.840] |
|
| [19:39.970] |
|
| [19:41.810] |
I just remembered. I have to leave. |
| [19:44.180] |
You have to leave? Now? How come? |
| [19:47.780] |
Well,it's nubbin. Nothing! |
| [19:51.550] |
You know what? I'll see you later. |
| [20:03.400] |
I thought you weren't coming. |
| [20:05.370] |
-Where were you? -Come here,come here. |
| [20:09.400] |
Don't get mad,okay? |
| [20:10.810] |
Don't give me a reason to get mad, okay? |
| [20:14.210] |
I played Smelly Cat for my old ad agency. They went nuts! |
| [20:18.380] |
I told you I didn't want you to try and sell it... |
| [20:21.980] |
...and you just big,fat did it anyway! |
| [20:26.990] |
I think,five years ago, I probably would have done anything... |
| [20:31.030] |
...to play with you. |
| [20:32.660] |
But I can do it myself. If I can't trust you,then forget it. |
| [20:36.530] |
I don't wanna forget it. |
| [20:38.230] |
You know what? You have to choose. |
| [20:40.200] |
If the most important thing on the planet to you... |
| [20:43.570] |
...is this cat-poopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat. |
| [20:48.910] |
But we won't be partners. |
| [20:51.510] |
So what's it gonna be? |
| [20:53.180] |
-Smelly cat,smelly cat -Problem odor in the litter box? |
| [20:56.680] |
Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter. |
| [21:00.420] |
It's not your fault |
| [21:05.290] |
Sorry,Pheebs. |
| [21:08.200] |
You okay? |
| [21:11.070] |
I actually am. |
| [21:12.630] |
Because,you know,life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff. |
| [21:16.600] |
You learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. |
| [21:20.740] |
-You wanna hear a new song? -We'd love to. |
| [21:26.180] |
Jingle bitch screwed me over |
| [21:30.050] |
Go to hell,jingle whore |
| [21:31.920] |
Go to hell,go to hell,go to hell |
| [21:36.590] |
That's all I have so far. |
| [21:43.830] |
Well,hello! |
| [21:46.430] |
-Where you been? -The doctor. |
| [21:48.440] |
Is everything okay? |
| [21:50.100] |
Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. |
| [21:56.280] |
Two nipples,no waiting. |
| [21:58.210] |
Well! Just like Rachel in high school. |
| [22:02.950] |
What? |
| [22:04.820] |
Come on,I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke. |
| [22:08.190] |
That was an obvious joke. |
| [22:10.290] |
And I didn't think of it. Why? |
| [22:13.530] |
The source of all my powers. |
| [22:17.300] |
Oh,dear God,what have I done? |
