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How was last night with Julio,senorita? |
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...and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. |
| [10:13.-3] |
-See you guys. -Bye-bye. |
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Congratulations on your first week At your brand-new job |
| [12:34.-3] |
Why? How? How is he a genius? |
| [15:57.-2] |
Just like the one in the poem. |
| [19:11.-3] |
...this Mark thing is hard for me. |
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I gotta get going. |
| [22:30.-3] |
And you're also bad in bed |
| [00:03.92] |
-Does everybody hate these shoes? -Yeah. |
| [00:06.69] |
But nobody will focus on that if you wear that towel-dress. |
| [00:12.62] |
Tell him. |
| [00:13.69] |
It's her first day at this new job. You shouldn't start with her. |
| [00:18.90] |
All right. I suppose I can wait a day. |
| [00:22.60] |
-What are you doing Friday? -Why? |
| [00:24.60] |
Come to my weird cousin Albert's bachelor party. |
| [00:27.54] |
You know,he's the botanist? |
| [00:29.57] |
Oh,God! |
| [00:31.54] |
Botanists are such geeks. |
| [00:34.88] |
Is that a dinosaur tie? |
| [00:42.12] |
Morning! |
| [00:43.46] |
Rach,I'm here with the purses! |
| [00:47.56] |
It must take you forever to find your keys. |
| [00:50.73] |
Thank you,Pheebs. |
| [00:52.33] |
You're welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. |
| [00:55.67] |
No,turtles scare me. I don't need that today. |
| [00:59.40] |
Honey,just relax. It's gonna be fine. |
| [01:02.24] |
Why don't I come and take you to lunch? |
| [01:05.01] |
Thank you! But Mark's taking me out. |
| [01:08.65] |
Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? |
| [01:12.65] |
It's like a "good luck on your first day" thing. |
| [01:15.59] |
Is this a lunch box? |
| [01:17.79] |
No,a purse. And there's a thermos in it. |
| [01:22.93] |
-So can you make it on Friday? -What? |
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I think so. Why am I invited to this again? |
| [01:28.30] |
Apparently,Albert has no friends. |
| [01:30.14] |
He's excited about the bachelor party. |
| [01:32.30] |
He's only getting married so he can see a stripper. |
| [01:37.38] |
A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. |
| [01:41.11] |
Why don't you guys get a magician? |
| [01:44.48] |
If he can open my beer with his butt-cheeks,then all right. |
| [01:50.00] |
The One With All the Jealousy |
| [02:37.10] |
She's having lunch with him? Lunch with him? |
| [02:40.27] |
You should've seen him hug her when she got the job! |
| [02:43.31] |
And he's really good-looking. |
| [02:47.45] |
-What am I gonna do? -You don't do anything. |
| [02:50.15] |
IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. |
| [02:54.35] |
Don't cry out loud. |
| [02:59.59] |
Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? |
| [03:02.09] |
I wanna say you,but it seems like such an easy answer. |
| [03:06.20] |
It is me! |
| [03:07.27] |
It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. |
| [03:10.27] |
So I think I'm gonna sing "New York,New York"... |
| [03:14.01] |
...and "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." |
| [03:19.38] |
Joey,I don't think you get to pick the cities. |
| [03:23.85] |
What? |
| [03:24.88] |
Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. |
| [03:28.35] |
Who? |
| [03:31.22] |
I'll get you the Cliff Notes. |
| [03:33.46] |
The what? |
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The abridgment. |
| [03:40.67] |
The what? |
| [03:46.57] |
Then the style number... |
| [03:48.71] |
...the invoice number and the shipping date. |
| [03:52.91] |
Good. Any questions so far? |
| [03:55.55] |
What kind of discount do we get? |
| [03:58.05] |
Twenty percent. |
| [03:59.68] |
I love this job! |
| [04:03.59] |
-My first call! -Here,let me. |
| [04:06.82] |
Rachel Greene's line. May I help you? |
| [04:08.83] |
Hi,is Rachel there? |
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-And who may I say is calling? -This is Ross. |
| [04:13.57] |
Ross of...? |
| [04:15.33] |
Of "Ross and Rachel." “ |
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Hi,it's Mark. |
| [04:20.54] |
-Hey,Mark. |
| [04:22.61] |
Hold on a second. It's Ross. |
| [04:26.51] |
Hi,honey. |
| [04:28.18] |
What's Mark doing answering your phone? |
| [04:30.85] |
Oh,he's just goofing around. |
| [04:32.85] |
Oh,that's funny. |
| [04:36.92] |
Why isn't he goofing around in his own office? |
| [04:40.09] |
This is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants. |
| [04:44.80] |
Why does Joanna need two assistants? |
| [04:46.93] |
How lazy is she? |
| [04:50.07] |
Oh,my God! What did I just do? |
| [04:52.44] |
I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! |
| [04:54.87] |
I gotta go! Mark,I need you! |
| [04:56.77] |
Okay! Bye-bye! |
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I'm sorry,sweetie. I was just trying to |
| [05:05.08] |
I was dialing another number. |
| [05:20.50] |
I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. |
| [05:24.40] |
You better go for it. |
| [05:25.84] |
I'm not going for anything. |
| [05:28.11] |
Well,if you don't,I will. |
| [05:29.81] |
Would you please go? |
| [05:32.08] |
'Night,Mon. |
| [05:35.31] |
'Night,Julio. |
| [05:48.13] |
Someone left their book here. |
| [05:50.83] |
Actually,that is mine. |
| [05:54.27] |
What are you reading? |
| [05:55.87] |
Flowers of Evil,by Baudelaire. Have you read it? |
| [06:00.44] |
Have I read it? |
| [06:03.51] |
No. Are you enjoying it? |
| [06:07.05] |
I thought I would, but the translation's no good. |
| [06:11.15] |
You're a poet and you don't know it. |
| [06:16.82] |
Actually,l.... |
| [06:18.86] |
I am a poet. |
| [06:22.66] |
So you do know it. |
| [06:29.13] |
So what kind of things do you write about? |
| [06:33.54] |
Things that move me: |
| [06:35.84] |
The shadow of a tree... |
| [06:38.88] |
...a child laughing... |
| [06:42.15] |
...or this lip. |
| [06:43.92] |
Mine? |
| [06:45.92] |
Right here? |
| [06:48.85] |
I could write an epic poem about this lip. |
| [06:58.83] |
How would that go? |
| [07:11.34] |
Well,it didn't rhyme... |
| [07:14.21] |
...but I liked it. |
| [07:18.22] |
You've got to pick a pocket or two... |
| [07:22.55] |
...boys |
| [07:24.26] |
You've got to pick a pocket... |
| [07:27.53] |
... or two |
| [07:34.57] |
Lovely. |
| [07:36.07] |
Just lovely. |
| [07:37.70] |
Really? Thanks. |
| [07:39.27] |
We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. |
| [07:43.21] |
Excellent! |
| [07:45.04] |
I'll be there. |
| [07:46.38] |
Don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. |
| [07:53.89] |
My agent said that it wasn't a dancing part. |
| [07:57.49] |
All the roles gotta dance a little. |
| [08:00.56] |
But with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake. |
| [08:03.93] |
"Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? |
| [08:08.27] |
"Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? |
| [08:13.30] |
Everybody lies on their resume,okay? |
| [08:16.81] |
I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either. |
| [08:20.24] |
Well,can you,like,dance at all? |
| [08:22.75] |
Yeah,I can dance. You know.... |
| [08:37.70] |
What is that? |
| [08:39.36] |
Sure,it looks stupid now. There's no music playing. |
| [08:43.70] |
I have to get that. But,no,no. |
| [08:49.37] |
Hi. |
| [08:52.01] |
Listen,I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. |
| [09:00.38] |
Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? |
| [09:05.19] |
So would I have to provide the grapes? |
| [09:09.46] |
Hi. |
| [09:13.33] |
It was amazing. He's sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. |
| [09:18.24] |
Last night we were fooling around... |
| [09:24.31] |
Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me. |
| [09:30.01] |
We have our stripper, a "Miss Crystal Chandelier." |
| [09:35.00] |
Name a kid that,what do you expect them to grow up to be? |
| [09:40.83] |
But he forgot to take the poem with him. |
| [09:43.76] |
I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. |
| [09:48.50] |
Check it out. |
| [09:51.94] |
"The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" “ |
| [09:55.21] |
To yourself. |
| [10:00.71] |
You know,that's pretty good. |
| [10:02.78] |
Yeah,I think so too. Phoebe? |
| [10:05.25] |
Great! I'm so glad you guys like it! |
| [10:07.25] |
-I gotta go to work. -I'm not done. |
| [10:10.69] |
Give it back when you're through. |
| [10:15.93] |
Oh,my God! Oh,my God! Poor Monica! |
| [10:18.43] |
What? What? What? |
| [10:20.93] |
He was with her when he wrote this poem! |
| [10:23.40] |
"My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? |
| [10:26.64] |
"Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still"? |
| [10:29.64] |
He thinks Monica's empty. She's the empty vase! |
| [10:33.08] |
You really think he meant that? |
| [10:35.11] |
Totally. |
| [10:36.38] |
Oh,God! And she seems so happy too. |
| [10:39.65] |
Done. |
| [10:51.50] |
Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? |
| [10:54.13] |
Oh,yeah,sure! It's right |
| [11:01.47] |
What's that? |
| [11:03.41] |
It's from Ross. It's a Love Bug. |
| [11:07.78] |
Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. |
| [11:11.82] |
That's not what he's doing. |
| [11:13.78] |
He's just really romantic. |
| [11:16.59] |
Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? |
| [11:21.79] |
One,two,three. 1、2、3 |
| [11:26.60] |
It won't be long Before you're the boss |
| [11:29.70] |
And you know who will be there To support you |
| [11:33.00] |
Your one and only boyfriend |
| [11:34.61] |
It's nice to have a boyfriend! |
| [11:36.34] |
Your loyal,loving boyfriend,Ross! |
| [11:46.85] |
I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt... |
| [11:49.79] |
...that you'd think I'd send those things out of anything but love. |
| [11:53.92] |
Hurt! |
| [11:56.39] |
All right,I get it. You're hurt! |
| [11:59.20] |
Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet... |
| [12:01.63] |
...to his girlfriend's office anymore? |
| [12:06.04] |
Oh,please! It was so obvious... |
| [12:08.91] |
...Iike you were marking your territory. |
| [12:11.54] |
You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! |
| [12:17.25] |
I would never do that. |
| [12:21.72] |
Look,I know what's going on here. |
| [12:24.00] |
Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. |
| [12:28.46] |
Well,if Mark said that, then Mark's an idiot. |
| [12:32.50] |
Mark's a genius. |
| [12:36.33] |
Don't you see what's happening? |
| [12:38.17] |
Instead of hitting on her now, he's becoming her confidante. |
| [12:41.51] |
Now he's gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. |
| [12:45.01] |
What am I gonna do? |
| [12:46.34] |
Why don't you send her a musical bug? |
| [12:48.41] |
No,you already did that. |
| [12:53.02] |
You're gonna have to go there yourself now. |
| [12:55.92] |
Make a few surprise visits. |
| [12:57.66] |
I don't know,guys. |
| [12:58.82] |
Fine,don't do anything. Sit and talk to us. |
| [13:01.33] |
Meanwhile,she is talking to him about you. |
| [13:04.16] |
And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. |
| [13:05.93] |
She's thinking,"Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me." |
| [13:10.27] |
And before you know it, she's with him. |
| [13:12.47] |
And you'll be all,"Oh,man!" |
| [13:15.81] |
And he'll be all,"Yes!" |
| [13:19.28] |
And us,we'll be like,"Oh,dude!" |
| [13:24.38] |
And pretty soon you'll be like: |
| [13:27.12] |
"Hi." |
| [13:29.89] |
And,"Well,I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." |
| [13:35.46] |
And we'll be like,"Man,get over it! It's been four years!" |
| [13:41.37] |
He paints quite a picture, doesn't he? |
| [13:47.17] |
Here's the Shelley Segal stuff for December. |
| [13:49.57] |
Wait,I've got something for you. |
| [13:52.91] |
It's okay. Rachel knows. |
| [13:54.81] |
Yeah,but even so |
| [13:57.15] |
I can't help it. I'm just crazy about you. |
| [14:00.52] |
Oh,that is so sweet! |
| [14:05.36] |
I know I'm Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough. |
| [14:08.69] |
I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... |
| [14:12.43] |
Come on,no one's around. Just kiss me. |
| [14:15.03] |
All right,that's it! Get off of her! |
| [14:17.43] |
What is going on? |
| [14:18.77] |
What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on! |
| [14:28.18] |
I have been down in your store for 20 minutes,trying to get a tie. |
| [14:34.85] |
What do I have to do to get some service? |
| [14:39.52] |
Hi,Rach. |
| [14:50.77] |
Joey Tribbiani? |
| [14:57.11] |
I've got a problem. |
| [14:58.71] |
I just got a call from my dance captain. |
| [15:01.08] |
He's having a relationship crisis and can't leave Long lsland. |
| [15:04.38] |
Does that mean the audition's off? |
| [15:06.62] |
Seeing as you've got the most experience... |
| [15:10.29] |
... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. |
| [15:15.49] |
What? |
| [15:17.09] |
Come on,it's easy. You know,it's hand,hand... |
| [15:21.17] |
... head,head |
| [15:23.10] |
... up,pas de bourree, pas de bourree... |
| [15:25.00] |
... big turn here,rond de jambe.... |
| [15:27.94] |
Slide,step,step... |
| [15:30.34] |
...and jazz hands! |
| [15:34.91] |
So that's,"Steppity-step and jazz hands." |
| [15:38.25] |
Have fun. |
| [15:40.45] |
Bye. |
| [15:46.92] |
What are you wrapping? |
| [15:48.76] |
Look what I got Julio. |
| [15:54.20] |
It's a vase. |
| [15:58.70] |
Not exactly like the one in the poem. |
| [16:02.34] |
What do you mean? |
| [16:03.84] |
Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? |
| [16:13.32] |
So I'm just an empty vase? |
| [16:15.65] |
What? |
| [16:17.45] |
So,I don't read as many important books as you do. |
| [16:20.06] |
And I don't write trick poems that aren't about what they seem. |
| [16:24.73] |
And I get excited about stupid stuff... |
| [16:27.40] |
...Iike when my People magazine comes... |
| [16:30.30] |
...and the new "Hold Everything" catalog. |
| [16:32.90] |
But that doesn't mean I'm empty. I care about things. Friends and family. |
| [16:37.37] |
You have no right to judge me! You don't even know me! |
| [16:41.91] |
The poem is not about you. |
| [16:45.25] |
What? |
| [16:46.38] |
"The Empty Vase" is not about you. “ |
| [16:49.39] |
My baby preciosa.... |
| [16:51.66] |
You make me so sad that you would think this. |
| [16:56.86] |
I'm sorry. It's.... |
| [16:58.53] |
My friend Phoebe said |
| [17:00.93] |
It's about all women. |
| [17:04.60] |
Well... |
| [17:05.84] |
...all American women. |
| [17:09.91] |
You feel better now? |
| [17:16.91] |
All right,let's do it. |
| [17:39.10] |
What was that? |
| [17:41.14] |
It's the best I could get out of them. |
| [17:45.31] |
Well,people! |
| [17:47.04] |
People,people,people! |
| [17:49.65] |
Let's try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. |
| [17:56.05] |
Show 'em how it's done. |
| [18:03.59] |
Count it off,Mack. |
| [18:13.60] |
|
| [18:17.41] |
Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? |
| [18:20.34] |
Look what I got! See,she's dressed,right? |
| [18:23.58] |
And then you click it, and uh-oh,she's naked! |
| [18:28.79] |
And then you click it again and she's dressed. |
| [18:31.66] |
She's a business woman walking down the street. |
| [18:34.19] |
She's window shopping, and oh,she's naked! |
| [18:48.84] |
I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen. |
| [19:00.82] |
I'm sorry. I was an idiot. |
| [19:04.02] |
A big idiot. |
| [19:05.62] |
A big idiot. |
| [19:08.29] |
It's just, you have to realize... |
| [19:13.33] |
Why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now. |
| [19:17.73] |
Well,I was with Carol for,like,eight years. |
| [19:21.17] |
And I lost her. |
| [19:24.04] |
And now,if it's possible, I think I love you even more. |
| [19:27.91] |
So it's hard for me to believe I'm not gonna... |
| [19:31.01] |
...well,that someone else isn't gonna take you away. |
| [19:35.02] |
Let it be me. Let it be me! |
| [19:43.00] |
Honey,that's very sweet. |
| [19:46.20] |
It just seems to me,though, that if two people love each other... |
| [19:50.23] |
...and trust each other, like we do... |
| [19:52.90] |
...there's no reason to be jealous. |
| [20:04.62] |
Bye,Chandler. |
| [20:06.78] |
This pen's getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? |
| [20:13.72] |
Where you going? |
| [20:14.89] |
I've gotta go pick up Ben for a play-date this afternoon. |
| [20:18.36] |
|
| [20:19.70] |
Just this woman I met last night at the party. |
| [20:22.47] |
There was a woman at? |
| [20:26.60] |
The stripper? |
| [20:30.54] |
You have a play-date with a stripper? |
| [20:34.21] |
Man,I gotta get a kid! |
| [20:44.32] |
We started talking after she did her thing... |
| [20:47.22] |
...and she's got a boy about Ben's age. |
| [20:49.63] |
So we're gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. |
| [20:53.43] |
-ls that okay? -Sure. Is she married? |
| [21:03.01] |
Are you jealous? |
| [21:06.28] |
I just don't see why she has to play with you. |
| [21:09.31] |
I mean,doesn't she have any other stripper-mom friends of her own? |
| [21:17.79] |
You are totally jealous! |
| [21:20.46] |
I'm not jealous. |
| [21:21.93] |
This is about... |
| [21:25.53] |
... people feeling certain things... |
| [21:28.93] |
...you know,about... |
| [21:31.20] |
...strippers. And,you know.... |
| [21:34.71] |
I love you too. |
| [21:36.44] |
Bye. |
| [21:37.81] |
Wait,wait,wait! |
| [21:39.38] |
What? |
| [21:54.02] |
Well,there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours. |
| [21:58.66] |
Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. |
| [22:08.37] |
Is there a Julio here? |
| [22:11.41] |
I am Julio. |
| [22:14.38] |
Mr. Pretentious |
| [22:16.58] |
You think there's no one finer Your poems are unpublished |
| [22:19.88] |
And you work in a diner |
| [22:21.89] |
You're no God's gift to women That's all in your head |
| [22:26.89] |
You are just a butt-munch |
| [22:28.59] |
No one likes a butt-munch! |
