| [02:10.-2] |
Then it must have been you. Bye. |
| [02:14.-4] |
Bye-bye. |
| [06:45.-1] |
...which I don't think this is. |
| [11:45.-4] |
Like you wouldn't believe. |
| [13:13.-2] |
I'm such a jerk. |
| [14:33.-4] |
...because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? |
| [14:37.-4] |
You could've just turned the cushion over. |
| [15:54.-3] |
Wow! Look at them run! |
| [15:58.-2] |
They do that a lot. |
| [19:31.-1] |
I know. |
| [20:00.-1] |
-Thanks. -And you're kind. |
| [21:53.-3] |
I can't believe you came back. |
| [00:01.88] |
Janice has a question. Who of the six of you... |
| [00:06.02] |
... has slept with who of the six of you? |
| [00:10.92] |
Wow,it's like a dirty math problem. |
| [00:14.56] |
I'm sorry,the answer there would be none of us. |
| [00:18.03] |
Over the years,none of you ever got drunk and stupid? |
| [00:21.90] |
Well,that's really a different question. |
| [00:25.34] |
I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together... |
| [00:30.18] |
... has never bumped uglies. |
| [00:33.78] |
There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. |
| [00:37.68] |
What? |
| [00:39.25] |
Excuse me,there was no "time." |
| [00:41.75] |
Okay,but let's say there was. |
| [00:44.69] |
How might that go? |
| [00:49.06] |
Well then answer me this: |
| [00:50.90] |
Have any of you ever almost...? |
| [00:58.07] |
-Anybody need more coffee? -Hey,there's a dog out there! |
| [01:02.37] |
The One With the Flashback |
| [01:49.82] |
|
| [01:53.43] |
-That is so unfortunate. -What? |
| [01:56.23] |
Cute Naked Guy's starting to put on weight. |
| [02:00.50] |
I'll be back in just a minute. |
| [02:02.67] |
I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:07.24] |
You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:16.45] |
-That's why I moved out. -Hey,while we're on that... |
| [02:19.45] |
...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore? |
| [02:23.59] |
On some level,she already knows. |
| [02:25.76] |
She doesn't know you sneak out every night... |
| [02:28.46] |
...and back every morning... |
| [02:30.43] |
...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week. |
| [02:33.87] |
Okay,well,maybe not on those levels. |
| [02:41.64] |
I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever. |
| [02:44.54] |
Nobody good? |
| [02:45.78] |
There was the guy with the ferrets. |
| [02:48.55] |
That's plural. |
| [02:51.05] |
The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... |
| [02:54.65] |
... he made a noise every time he said it. |
| [02:57.52] |
"Nice to meet you,Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:00.56] |
"Great apartment,Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:04.03] |
-How many more tomorrow? -Two. |
| [03:06.20] |
This photographer who seemed really dull... |
| [03:08.73] |
...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about. |
| [03:11.74] |
When I answered the phone "Chandler Bing"... |
| [03:14.41] |
... he said,"Whoa! Short message!" |
| [03:19.74] |
Foot on the floor or come over no more. |
| [03:23.45] |
Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. |
| [03:26.85] |
-What? -I have to go. |
| [03:31.42] |
Carol should be home by now,so.... |
| [03:34.13] |
-How's it going with you guys? -Better,actually. |
| [03:37.03] |
I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble. |
| [03:40.43] |
-Oh,really? -Yeah. You know how I have you guys? |
| [03:43.23] |
She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers. |
| [03:46.54] |
But last week,she met this woman at the gym,"Susan" something. |
| [03:51.04] |
And they really hit it off,and I think it's gonna make a difference. |
| [03:58.58] |
So,Eric... |
| [04:00.08] |
...what kind of photography do you do? |
| [04:02.39] |
Oh,mostly fashion. |
| [04:04.12] |
There may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool. |
| [04:09.19] |
Yes,that is cool. |
| [04:11.36] |
Because I have models here, you know... |
| [04:15.07] |
... never. |
| [04:18.00] |
During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house... |
| [04:22.41] |
...which you're welcome to use. |
| [04:24.51] |
Although I should tell you, she's a porn star. |
| [04:30.48] |
Well,I still have one more person to meet. |
| [04:33.59] |
But unless it turns out to be your sister... |
| [04:37.09] |
... I think your chances are pretty good. |
| [04:40.09] |
All right. |
| [04:45.70] |
Bedroom,bathroom,living room. |
| [04:47.73] |
This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye. |
| [04:52.40] |
Don't you wanna ask me any questions? |
| [04:57.21] |
|
| [05:00.38] |
What's up? |
| [05:02.78] |
Well,I'm an actor. |
| [05:05.58] |
I'm fairly neat. |
| [05:07.92] |
I got my own TV. |
| [05:09.89] |
Oh,and don't worry,I'm totally okay with the gay thing. |
| [05:16.46] |
What gay thing? |
| [05:18.60] |
Just,you know,in general. The whole "people-being-gay" thing. |
| [05:25.04] |
Totally cool with that. |
| [05:30.24] |
Okay,Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. |
| [05:41.05] |
|
| [05:50.80] |
Hey,Mon. |
| [05:52.90] |
-Wanna hear something that sucks? -Do I ever! |
| [05:57.50] |
-Chris says they're closing the bar. -No way! |
| [06:00.37] |
They're turning it into a coffee place. |
| [06:02.81] |
Just coffee? |
| [06:04.94] |
-Where are we gonna hang out? -You got me. |
| [06:07.85] |
-Can I get a beer? -Did you pick a roommate? |
| [06:10.65] |
-You bet. -ls it the ltalian guy? |
| [06:13.15] |
Yeah,right. |
| [06:15.82] |
He's so cute. |
| [06:16.89] |
That's what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... |
| [06:19.89] |
...and be referred to as "the funny one." |
| [06:22.86] |
Table's free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. |
| [06:25.36] |
Get ready for me to whip your butt. |
| [06:27.87] |
Okay,but after that, we're shooting some pool. |
| [06:33.57] |
Excuse me? Hello? Hi. |
| [06:37.31] |
My friend ordered an onion... |
| [06:39.84] |
... not an olive. |
| [06:41.85] |
And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... |
| [06:47.59] |
-I am so sorry. -That's all right. |
| [06:51.06] |
How hard is it to get a couple drinks right,huh? |
| [06:58.00] |
I would like to propose a toast... |
| [07:00.70] |
...to the woman who,in one year from today,will become... |
| [07:04.04] |
... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber,D. D.S. |
| [07:07.91] |
I think it's time to see the ring again. |
| [07:14.91] |
Isn't it exciting? I mean, it's like having a boyfriend for life! |
| [07:22.72] |
Yeah. I know. |
| [07:25.86] |
What? |
| [07:27.13] |
Oh,I don't know. |
| [07:29.89] |
Well,maybe it's just the idea... |
| [07:33.13] |
...of Barry for the rest of my life. |
| [07:35.90] |
I don't know,I think l.... |
| [07:37.60] |
I feel like having one last fling... |
| [07:39.80] |
...just to sort of get it out of my system. |
| [07:45.04] |
-Rachel,stop! -You're so bad! |
| [07:47.81] |
I'm serious. I really think I need to just have... |
| [07:51.88] |
...some meaningless sex, you know? |
| [07:54.22] |
With the next guy I see. |
| [08:03.23] |
Excuse me,I seem to have dropped my ball. |
| [08:08.77] |
Yeah,so? |
| [08:12.50] |
And now I've picked it up again. |
| [08:18.18] |
My God! I went to high school with her. |
| [08:26.32] |
Look! Hi! What do you think? |
| [08:29.09] |
Oh,my God! |
| [08:30.59] |
You can't even see where the Titanic hit it. |
| [08:33.83] |
Yes,his name is Barry. He's a doctor,thank you very much. |
| [08:37.53] |
Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. |
| [08:40.43] |
Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? |
| [08:44.47] |
Not right now. |
| [08:46.20] |
Oh,well,that's okay. |
| [08:49.17] |
I know. |
| [08:54.68] |
So I think I'll get back to my friend. |
| [08:57.22] |
|
| [09:03.35] |
Can we have lunch the next time I'm in the city? |
| [09:06.69] |
That'd be great. |
| [09:08.03] |
-Okay. -Thanks. |
| [09:11.36] |
Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. |
| [09:15.83] |
No,honey,really. It's fine. |
| [09:18.40] |
|
| [09:19.90] |
...go with Susan. |
| [09:21.24] |
Really,I think |
| [09:23.14] |
I think girls' night out is a great idea. |
| [09:27.71] |
|
| [09:29.88] |
-What are they doing? -I don't know. Something girly. |
| [09:37.09] |
Hey,you're early. |
| [09:38.66] |
What are you doing with the lamp? |
| [09:41.06] |
Just taking it to get rewired. |
| [09:44.83] |
Don't take it where you took the stereo. They've had that over a week. |
| [09:57.68] |
Mr. Heckles,no one is making any noise up here. |
| [10:01.05] |
You're disturbing my oboe practice. |
| [10:03.85] |
-You don't play the oboe. -I could play the oboe. |
| [10:07.89] |
Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. |
| [10:16.06] |
Who are you? |
| [10:17.56] |
-I'm Eric,Chandler's new roommate. -I'm Chandler's new roommate. |
| [10:23.13] |
-I don't think so. -I could be Chandler's new roommate. |
| [10:26.77] |
-But he told me over the phone -He told me in person. |
| [10:31.04] |
That's weird. |
| [10:32.14] |
I'm going to go into my new apartment now. |
| [10:55.43] |
Hi again. |
| [11:04.78] |
Thank you so much. |
| [11:06.34] |
Don't thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. |
| [11:09.91] |
Okay,I gotta get to work. |
| [11:13.25] |
-You want some help? -No,thanks. I got it. |
| [11:15.92] |
No,I don't! |
| [11:18.42] |
You okay? |
| [11:21.93] |
I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. |
| [11:25.33] |
It's the heat. |
| [11:30.10] |
And the humidity. |
| [11:34.21] |
That's... |
| [11:35.71] |
...a tough combination. |
| [11:42.01] |
Do you want to come in for some lemonade? |
| [11:53.69] |
This is a great place. |
| [11:56.69] |
Thank you. |
| [11:58.70] |
Just make yourself comfortable. |
| [12:01.90] |
Gotcha. |
| [12:05.80] |
So this place is really my grandmother's. |
| [12:12.08] |
I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. |
| [12:21.25] |
So if the landlord ever asks... |
| [12:23.25] |
... I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? |
| [12:27.22] |
You bet I am! |
| [12:30.86] |
Okay... |
| [12:31.83] |
... here's your penis! |
| [12:39.47] |
Oh,my God! What the hell are you doing? |
| [12:42.91] |
You said,"You wanna come in for some lemonade?" |
| [12:45.84] |
So? |
| [12:49.31] |
Were you just gonna give me lemonade? |
| [12:52.75] |
Cover yourself up! |
| [12:54.29] |
Oh,right. Sorry. |
| [12:55.69] |
God,I don't believe this! |
| [12:57.46] |
Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex? |
| [13:01.43] |
Usually,yeah. Well,not just lemonade. |
| [13:04.56] |
Iced tea,sometimes juice. |
| [13:08.60] |
Look,sorry. I just |
| [13:11.47] |
I thought you liked me. |
| [13:17.04] |
It's okay. |
| [13:19.44] |
I suppose it could happen to anyone. |
| [13:22.05] |
Not anyone I know,but.... |
| [13:26.75] |
By the way,I can still see it. |
| [13:42.17] |
Where's your bed? |
| [13:46.50] |
It's not in the apartment? |
| [13:54.41] |
I can't believe this is happening again. |
| [13:58.02] |
-What? -Okay,enough with the third degree! |
| [14:03.42] |
I don't live here anymore. |
| [14:06.36] |
-What are you talking about? -I'm sorry. |
| [14:09.69] |
I don't live here anymore. |
| [14:14.50] |
I didn't know how to tell you. But,you know,everybody else knows. |
| [14:20.94] |
Everybody knows? |
| [14:23.37] |
That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. |
| [14:30.15] |
Do you know I couldn't sleep for a month... |
| [14:39.39] |
I would have,but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. |
| [14:42.86] |
|
| [14:44.00] |
This is what I'm talking about. |
| [14:46.13] |
I need to live in a land where people can spill! |
| [14:50.73] |
Well,you can spill. |
| [14:53.00] |
In the sink. |
| [14:55.24] |
Oh,honey. It's not your fault, you know. This is who you are. |
| [14:59.64] |
And I love you. And I want us to be friends. |
| [15:02.85] |
And if I stay here, I don't see that happening. |
| [15:07.65] |
-I love you too. -Good. |
| [15:13.52] |
What? |
| [15:16.23] |
What? I'm just sad. |
| [15:18.50] |
No,you're not. You're wondering which cushion it is. |
| [15:27.67] |
So what are you watching? |
| [15:30.51] |
Baywatch. “ |
| [15:33.44] |
What's it about? |
| [15:36.68] |
Lifeguards. |
| [15:38.88] |
Well,it sounds kind of stup |
| [15:42.02] |
Who's she? |
| [15:44.62] |
Nicole Eggert. |
| [15:46.39] |
We like her. |
| [16:02.44] |
Hey,you want a beer? |
| [16:04.21] |
-I'll get one. -Don't get up. I got a cooler here. |
| [16:13.58] |
Do you have any beers? We're out of beers. |
| [16:16.22] |
Help yourself. |
| [16:18.72] |
You okay? |
| [16:22.69] |
Phoebe moved out. |
| [16:26.66] |
Right. |
| [16:28.43] |
I don't understand. |
| [16:30.60] |
Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? |
| [16:36.61] |
You don't have a boyfriend because.... |
| [16:40.88] |
I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. |
| [16:45.15] |
You should have a boyfriend. |
| [16:48.12] |
I think so. |
| [16:51.82] |
Come here. |
| [16:53.09] |
Come here. |
| [16:56.76] |
Listen,you are one of my favorite people... |
| [17:00.20] |
...and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life. |
| [17:21.85] |
Where is everybody? |
| [17:23.72] |
It's already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? |
| [17:28.06] |
I think my marriage... |
| [17:31.33] |
...is kind of over. |
| [17:33.06] |
Oh,no! Why? |
| [17:35.00] |
Because Carol's a lesbian. |
| [17:41.71] |
And I'm not one. |
| [17:47.28] |
And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation. |
| [17:50.88] |
Oh,my God! |
| [17:53.82] |
I don't believe it! |
| [17:56.45] |
Oh,you poor bunny. |
| [18:00.09] |
I'm an idiot. |
| [18:02.16] |
I mean,I should have seen it. |
| [18:04.19] |
I mean,Carol and I would be out, and she'd see some beautiful woman... |
| [18:09.50] |
...and she'd be "Ross! Look at her!" |
| [18:12.87] |
And I'd think... |
| [18:15.11] |
... "God,my wife is cool." |
| [18:24.38] |
Hey,do you think that Susan person is her lover? |
| [18:30.49] |
Well,now I do! |
| [18:34.16] |
I'm sorry. |
| [18:37.83] |
Seven years! |
| [18:40.30] |
I mean,we've been together seven years. |
| [18:44.10] |
She's the only woman who's ever loved me. |
| [18:47.07] |
She's the only woman I've ever.... |
| [18:56.78] |
This is nice. |
| [18:58.62] |
I know. It is,isn't it? |
| [19:02.09] |
No,I mean it. This feels really good. |
| [19:07.39] |
Is it 100% cotton? |
| [19:14.50] |
And I got it on sale too. |
| [19:17.67] |
I should go. |
| [19:18.77] |
One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. |
| [19:23.77] |
If you want to get a drink later,we can. |
| [19:26.41] |
That sounds great. |
| [19:28.65] |
Oh,and listen,it's gonna be |
| [19:32.92] |
Thanks. |
| [19:38.36] |
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing... |
| [19:42.93] |
...or I'd paid more attention... |
| [19:46.70] |
...or I had a uterus. |
| [19:50.47] |
-I can't believe it. -I know. |
| [19:52.50] |
You know,you don't deserve this. You don't,Ross. |
| [19:56.04] |
-You're so good. -Thanks. |
| [19:58.04] |
And you're so sweet. |
| [20:02.68] |
Thanks. |
| [20:15.29] |
Come here. |
| [20:18.06] |
Wait,wait,wait. |
| [20:24.57] |
It's okay. |
| [20:32.38] |
Wait,wait,wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. |
| [20:37.08] |
-What? -I can't get it out. |
| [20:39.08] |
That's not something a girl wants to hear. |
| [20:42.19] |
Come on,don't start. |
| [20:45.66] |
What? |
| [20:46.72] |
Stupid balls are in the way. |
| [21:07.88] |
Oh,well. |
| [21:10.25] |
That probably wouldn't have been the most constructive solution. |
| [21:15.29] |
You have chalk on your face. |
| [21:18.56] |
You're right. I don't know why I always thought this was real grass. |
| [21:29.90] |
Honey,you okay? |
| [21:32.60] |
My wife's a lesbian. |
| [21:35.31] |
|
| [21:40.44] |
Ross,Joey. Joey,Ross. |
| [21:55.83] |
Don't say anything. |
| [21:58.33] |
I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think. |
| [22:01.67] |
I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... |
| [22:06.67] |
... right now. |
| [22:20.58] |
You missed the exit. |
| [22:24.25] |
Sorry. |
| [22:25.36] |
My God,what were you thinking about? |
| [22:30.66] |
Barry. |
