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Hey. - Hey. |
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Hold on a second. |
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Nice. Nice. |
| [00:12.46] |
I got you something. |
| [00:13.89] |
- What's this? - Eight hundred and twelve bucks. |
| [00:17.29] |
I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... |
| [00:19.35] |
...if you want me for the whole night. |
| [00:22.79] |
What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now. |
| [00:25.13] |
And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills... |
| [00:28.17] |
...and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. |
| [00:31.84] |
I love you, man. - Well, thanks, man. |
| [00:32.69] |
Now I can get my pony. |
| [00:37.10] |
Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me. |
| [00:42.22] |
Wow, I don't know what to say. |
| [00:50.32] |
Wow, I don't know what to say. |
| [00:53.65] |
Eh? What do you say? - I don't know. |
| [00:58.36] |
It's a bracelet. |
| [00:59.57] |
Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out. |
| [01:02.87] |
"To my best bud."〝 |
| [01:09.76] |
Thanks, best bud. |
| [01:11.91] |
Put it on. - Oh. Now? |
| [01:16.98] |
No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. |
| [01:19.67] |
No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. |
| [01:23.78] |
When you put this on, you're good to go. |
| [01:32.81] |
You are so wearing that bracelet! |
| [01:36.74] |
I so am! |
| [01:39.28] |
Oh! Any idea what this will do for your *** life? |
| [01:42.28] |
It'll probably slow it down at first... |
| [01:44.20] |
...but once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. |
| [02:36.07] |
This all looks good. - Great. |
| [02:38.47] |
If I want to call for a reference on your last job? |
| [02:41.60] |
Oh, that's there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? |
| [02:45.08] |
All right. |
| [02:46.57] |
Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. |
| [02:50.65] |
A salad? I could do something more complicated. |
| [02:54.22] |
No, just the salad will be fine. |
| [02:57.90] |
You got it. |
| [02:59.14] |
Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it. |
| [03:04.44] |
All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce. |
| [03:07.85] |
Uh-huh. Is it dirty? |
| [03:09.68] |
Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it. |
| [03:11.18] |
Don't. I like it dirty. |
| [03:16.34] |
That's your call. |
| [03:17.93] |
So, uh, what are you going to do next? |
| [03:21.91] |
I thought that I'd cut up the tomatoes. |
| [03:24.05] |
Are they firm? |
| [03:28.49] |
They're alright. - You sure they haven't gone bad? |
| [03:31.05] |
You sure they're not very, very bad? |
| [03:37.81] |
Ahem. No, really, they're okay. |
| [03:39.72] |
You gonna slice them up real nice? |
| [03:42.76] |
I was going to do them julienne. |
| [03:47.34] |
I'm out of here! |
| [03:56.97] |
Hello? |
| [03:59.08] |
Rachel's not here right now. Can I take a message? |
| [04:01.58] |
All right. And how do we spell Casey? |
| [04:04.48] |
Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"? |
| [04:07.62] |
Okay, bye-bye. |
| [04:11.20] |
Hey, who's this Casey? |
| [04:13.27] |
Some guy she met at the movies. |
| [04:15.61] |
What does he want with her? |
| [04:17.01] |
I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... |
| [04:21.10] |
...you know, make a little love.. |
| [04:26.14] |
Well, pretty much get down tonight. |
| [04:34.02] |
I don't know. I don't... |
| [04:35.63] |
I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. |
| [04:39.68] |
Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? |
| [04:44.59] |
I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? |
| [04:47.37] |
Or Rachel and I should be together... |
| [04:50.28] |
...and we should get some kind of message service. |
| [04:55.38] |
Hang in there. It's gonna happen. |
| [04:57.88] |
Now how do you know that? |
| [04:59.65] |
Because she's your lobster. |
| [05:04.20] |
Oh, she's going somewhere. |
| [05:08.50] |
It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. |
| [05:12.50] |
You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... |
| [05:15.65] |
...walking around their tank, holding claws, like... |
| [05:24.83] |
Hey, you feeling better? |
| [05:26.57] |
Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. |
| [05:30.46] |
So do you have any other possibilities? |
| [05:32.91] |
Yeah. There is the possibility that I won't make rent. |
| [05:36.38] |
Monica, if you want, I can lend you money. |
| [05:38.47] |
No, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away... |
| [05:41.30] |
...then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. |
| [05:43.54] |
Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad? |
| [05:47.31] |
You feel guilty and tense around them already. |
| [05:50.24] |
Might as well make some money off of them. |
| [05:53.33] |
The man's got a point. |
| [05:56.61] |
What is that sparkly thing? |
| [06:04.02] |
That thing? It's a, uh... |
| [06:05.14] |
Yeah, it's a little flashy. |
| [06:07.13] |
No, no. |
| [06:08.34] |
No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella. |
| [06:14.18] |
Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. |
| [06:24.45] |
_Hi. - Hi |
| [06:25.75] |
- Hi, darling. MONICA: So what's this? |
| [06:27.04] |
Some of your old stuff. |
| [06:28.65] |
Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. |
| [06:32.51] |
We're turning your room into a gym. |
| [06:36.23] |
Wow, that is a surprise! |
| [06:38.69] |
Just one little question. Why not Ross' room? |
| [06:41.44] |
Gosh, we talked about that... |
| [06:42.73] |
...but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges... |
| [06:47.82] |
Well, we didn't want to disturb them. |
| [06:50.24] |
God forbid! |
| [06:54.18] |
|
| [06:55.98] |
Hi, Rachel. Aww. |
| [06:58.07] |
We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. |
| [07:01.40] |
Well, they're just separated. You never know! We'll see. |
| [07:05.62] |
I can't say any of us were surprised. |
| [07:09.89] |
Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. |
| [07:12.94] |
- Oh. - Especially after that incident in Hawaii. |
| [07:15.77] |
What? What incident? |
| [07:19.80] |
Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. |
| [07:23.36] |
Maybe me! Ha! |
| [07:25.05] |
Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold. |
| [07:32.93] |
_Want a refill |
| [07:38.48] |
You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. |
| [07:42.08] |
Ahem. |
| [07:45.83] |
Dude, 11:00, totally hot babe checking you out. |
| [07:52.05] |
That was really good. I think I'm ready for my ***** now. |
| [08:03.96] |
I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. |
| [08:08.72] |
- I'm Gail. - Chandler. |
| [08:10.08] |
I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. |
| [08:17.40] |
|
| [08:25.03] |
This is excellent! |
| [08:25.93] |
He could've gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. |
| [08:29.12] |
But no! He has to get me the "woman repeller"! |
| [08:32.56] |
The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! |
| [08:36.26] |
It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say. |
| [08:38.38] |
You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection! |
| [08:42.01] |
Chandler. Chandler. |
| [08:43.16] |
"I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!〝 |
| [08:44.87] |
I pity that fool..." Ay.〝 |
| [08:50.98] |
Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. |
| [08:53.91] |
Do your Marcel Marceau. |
| [08:58.25] |
That's actually good. |
| [09:07.91] |
Would you look at that guy? |
| [09:09.70] |
How long has he been talking to her? |
| [09:11.94] |
It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha. |
| [09:17.11] |
I think she's okay. |
| [09:19.92] |
Look at that! See how she's pushing him away and he won't budge? |
| [09:24.46] |
I'm gonna do something. |
| [09:27.74] |
We'll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it's great. |
| [09:32.52] |
Excuse me? Are you Rachel? |
| [09:35.17] |
|
| [09:38.59] |
Ross Geller. |
| [09:39.89] |
God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! |
| [09:44.49] |
What are you doing? |
| [09:45.85] |
Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? |
| [09:49.87] |
I don't believe it! |
| [09:53.42] |
If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids! |
| [09:54.82] |
You sure will. |
| [09:57.40] |
I've gotta go. |
| [09:59.45] |
Take care. ROSS: Okay. |
| [10:00.51] |
- See you later. RACHEL: Ohh. |
| [10:04.79] |
You're welcome. |
| [10:07.09] |
What? - I was saving you. |
| [10:10.32] |
Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? |
| [10:14.77] |
From where I was... - Okay, Ross, listen to me. |
| [10:17.19] |
I am not yours to save. |
| [10:21.58] |
But you are. - What? |
| [10:24.38] |
Uh, well, um... You're my lobster. |
| [10:30.61] |
Okay. Are you being the blind-date guy again? |
| [10:34.71] |
No, you're my lobster. |
| [10:37.88] |
See, um... Lobsters... |
| [10:40.38] |
Uh, in the tank, when they're old... |
| [10:44.62] |
...they get with the... They walk around holding the claws. |
| [10:50.42] |
In the tank! You know, with... |
| [10:52.77] |
...with the holding and... |
| [10:55.59] |
Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? |
| [10:58.51] |
Do the claws again. |
| [11:02.62] |
Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? |
| [11:05.55] |
Let's talk... What about us? |
| [11:06.79] |
Ross, there is no "us," okay? |
| [11:09.91] |
No, but... - No! Listen to me! |
| [11:12.46] |
I fell for you and I get clobbered. |
| [11:14.97] |
You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. |
| [11:19.04] |
I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? |
| [11:22.36] |
It's just not worth it. |
| [11:24.23] |
Well, but.. |
| [11:26.32] |
No "but," Ross. |
| [11:28.11] |
We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. |
| [11:31.99] |
Except... Except that what? |
| [11:36.87] |
No. No. |
| [11:39.92] |
Accept that. |
| [11:52.66] |
Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing? |
| [11:57.78] |
Wow. You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. |
| [12:02.73] |
What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say |
| [12:09.29] |
Okay, that's my bad. |
| [12:12.11] |
If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. |
| [12:15.59] |
Doesn't the fact that I wore it... |
| [12:17.93] |
...say how much our friendship means to me? |
| [12:20.80] |
What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? |
| [12:25.31] |
Well, that's the part where I'm a wank. |
| [12:28.65] |
I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that. |
| [12:31.82] |
Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. |
| [12:34.92] |
I promise, I will never take it off my... |
| [12:38.43] |
...wrist. |
| [12:42.86] |
But if you want to stay in there and be mad... |
| [12:46.47] |
...you just, you stay in there. |
| [12:48.51] |
You know what the... |
| [12:50.90] |
I am here, on my knees... |
| [12:54.26] |
...holding up these couch cushions... |
| [12:57.01] |
...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. |
| [13:00.95] |
Much like they did in biblical times. |
| [13:04.27] |
Though you may haveth anger now... |
| [13:11.30] |
You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. |
| [13:16.57] |
I'm just saying! It's right there! |
| [13:19.53] |
|
| [13:22.44] |
Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him? |
| [13:24.58] |
No. He's at Carol and Susan's today. |
| [13:27.64] |
A woman in my office is a lesbian. |
| [13:31.47] |
I'm just saying! |
| [13:34.23] |
Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up! |
| [13:43.51] |
- Where have you been? - Emotional hell.- |
| [13:45.75] |
So did they lend you the money? |
| [13:47.44] |
No, I haven't asked them yet. |
| [13:49.69] |
Come on, Monica, do it. |
| [13:51.63] |
Hey, you guys. |
| [13:53.35] |
Monica has some news. |
| [13:56.71] |
So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but... |
| [14:01.59] |
...I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it. |
| [14:05.43] |
- Why? - Because they made me.- |
| [14:10.07] |
You were fired? What are you gonna do? |
| [14:14.16] |
Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about. |
| [14:18.65] |
We taught her well. |
| [14:20.17] |
Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank. |
| [14:26.13] |
So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for. |
| [14:30.02] |
She's gonna be fine. |
| [14:30.74] |
If you need a little extra... |
| [14:32.34] |
...you know where to find it. |
| [14:34.67] |
Anything larger back there? |
| [14:38.37] |
I can't believe it! |
| [14:41.11] |
Would you stop already? |
| [14:41.71] |
Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
| [14:44.89] |
Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay. |
| [14:47.55] |
For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. |
| [14:52.19] |
Bring on the hay! |
| [14:54.42] |
Hey! |
| [14:58.02] |
I've got something that'll make you happy. |
| [15:00.31] |
Guess what Gunther found? |
| [15:02.40] |
_Ohh! |
| [15:04.75] |
Hey, now you have two! |
| [15:07.94] |
Oh, now you have two. |
| [15:12.69] |
What am I gonna do? |
| [15:13.73] |
Hey. |
| [15:13.83] |
Hey. |
| [15:21.62] |
How come you have two? |
| [15:23.51] |
This one's for you. |
| [15:26.39] |
Get out! - No, I can't. |
| [15:30.33] |
I know how much this means to you... |
| [15:33.10] |
...and I also know this is about more than jewelry. |
| [15:35.46] |
It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds." |
| [15:40.88] |
Wow. Is this friendship? I think so! |
| [15:45.61] |
Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! |
| [15:48.83] |
That's what they'll call us! |
| [15:54.47] |
Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. |
| [15:56.76] |
You have dinosaur checks? |
| [15:59.32] |
Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. |
| [16:03.45] |
What's wrong with that? |
| [16:04.71] |
Nothing. |
| [16:05.91] |
Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! |
| [16:10.93] |
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful. |
| [16:13.90] |
Hey, Mon, what is this? |
| [16:17.14] |
Oh, um... |
| [16:18.55] |
That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. |
| [16:23.56] |
Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains. |
| [16:29.63] |
Hey, what's on this videotape? |
| [16:30.86] |
You got me. Let's put it in. |
| [16:36.97] |
- Hi. - Hey.- |
| [16:44.00] |
JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay. |
| [16:46.50] |
Rachel's coming up the path. |
| [16:48.66] |
Doesn't she look pretty? Jack? |
| [16:50.65] |
Can you get this? |
| [16:54.78] |
Oh, my God! |
| [16:56.96] |
What is with your nose? |
| [17:00.99] |
They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. |
| [17:05.44] |
Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut. |
| [17:10.14] |
- This is us getting ready for the prom. - Ah! |
| [17:14.34] |
- We don't have to watch. - Yeah, we do.- |
| [17:15.91] |
_Come on! RACHEL_ It's fun! |
| [17:18.14] |
JUDY: Get a shot of Monica. |
| [17:20.98] |
Where's Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad! |
| [17:22.79] |
JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out? |
| [17:26.67] |
There she is! |
| [17:32.30] |
Some girl ate Monica! |
| [17:36.23] |
Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. |
| [17:39.56] |
So how many cameras are actually on you? |
| [17:45.59] |
Oh, you look so great! |
| [17:47.94] |
RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful! |
| [17:51.19] |
_Oops. RACHEL_ What |
| [17:53.38] |
I think I got mayonnaise on you. |
| [17:54.69] |
Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress. |
| [17:59.69] |
JACK: Everybody smile! |
| [18:01.24] |
Oh, Dad, turn it off! |
| [18:03.88] |
JACK: It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light? |
| [18:07.81] |
_It's the off light. Right, Ross |
| [18:18.07] |
Looking good, Mr. Kotter. |
| [18:24.50] |
You look pretty tonight. - Oh, thanks. |
| [18:30.46] |
What are you doing this summer? - I'm gonna hang out... |
| [18:33.86] |
...work on my music. |
| [18:39.60] |
Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. |
| [18:49.53] |
Let me see. I don't know. |
| [18:52.12] |
What are you gonna do... |
| [18:54.21] |
Oh! The guys are here! |
| [18:55.61] |
This summer? |
| [18:56.92] |
Work on your music? |
| [19:04.14] |
RACHEL: Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik! |
| [19:06.40] |
You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. |
| [19:10.49] |
His name was in the paper. |
| [19:13.51] |
Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? |
| [19:16.51] |
He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. |
| [19:20.59] |
There. |
| [19:26.76] |
I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. |
| [19:31.34] |
I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late! |
| [19:36.96] |
If you're not going, then I don't want to go either. |
| [19:40.05] |
Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass! |
| [19:44.48] |
I have a wonderful idea. |
| [19:46.34] |
You should take Rachel to the prom. |
| [19:50.62] |
Doubtful. |
| [19:51.80] |
Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. |
| [19:56.52] |
|
| [19:59.21] |
Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux. |
| [20:02.29] |
She won't wanna go with me. |
| [20:03.98] |
JACK: Of course she would! You're a college man! |
| [20:07.54] |
|
| [20:09.53] |
Don't you wanna find out? |
| [20:12.67] |
I can't believe I can't go to the prom! |
| [20:15.39] |
This is so harsh! |
| [20:21.34] |
Hold my board. - Attaboy! Attaboy! |
| [20:25.13] |
ROSS: I think we've seen enough. |
| [20:26.99] |
Let's turn it off. - No, no, no! |
| [20:28.79] |
Well, I'm not gonna watch. |
| [20:31.85] |
Come on, kid. Let's go! |
| [20:35.68] |
_My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let's show them! |
| [20:39.68] |
Just a sec, Dad. |
| [20:42.46] |
Okay, be cool. Just be cool. |
| [20:54.37] |
Okay, Dad. |
| [20:55.61] |
Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... |
| [20:59.65] |
Oh, no. |
| [21:00.99] |
MONICA: Bye! Don't wait up! |
| [21:03.25] |
_Chip! |
| [21:06.84] |
JUDY: Oh, dear! |
| [21:09.37] |
Jack. How do I turn this off? |
| [21:10.83] |
JACK: Press the button. |
| [21:12.53] |
JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack! |
| [21:13.97] |
JACK: The button! The button! |
| [21:20.18] |
I can't believe you did that. |
| [21:54.77] |
See? He's her lobster! |
| [22:05.19] |
JUDY: Dance with him! |
| [22:07.08] |
Mom, I'm hungry! |
| [22:09.54] |
JUDY: Dance with your father. |
| [22:10.89] |
I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor. |
| [22:15.66] |
All right. |
| [22:23.19] |
_Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy! |
| [22:26.48] |
_Oh, Judy! |
