| [00:03.-4] |
What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] |
What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] |
It's before work,after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] |
He's really interesting, and he's really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] |
Monica's setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] |
What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] |
Oh,yeah,come on! I'm moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] |
... I am. … |
| [07:00.-3] |
It's this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] |
Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] |
What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] |
It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] |
Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] |
How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] |
It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] |
No,you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] |
I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] |
When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] |
I've put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] |
Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] |
No,not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] |
I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] |
Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] |
I would,but that might get in the way of my lying-around time. |
| [00:52.13] |
Please? |
| [00:53.26] |
Come on,let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] |
All right. |
| [00:56.63] |
If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours,I'm going home. |
| [01:01.37] |
Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] |
I shouldn't have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] |
Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] |
Can't make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] |
Let's do it! |
| [02:09.87] |
What? |
| [02:11.21] |
Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] |
And we're changing. |
| [02:33.26] |
Come on,give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] |
Five more! |
| [02:38.84] |
Five more and I'll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] |
One... |
| [02:43.58] |
...two... … |
| [02:46.04] |
...two and a half. … |
| [02:50.35] |
Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] |
She's insane! |
| [03:09.70] |
The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] |
She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] |
And now they won't bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] |
Hey,Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] |
It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] |
...ordered champagne. Nice. … |
| [03:29.92] |
He still won't put out? |
| [03:31.46] |
Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] |
Sorry,Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] |
Look,I don't mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] |
I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] |
Why won't he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] |
Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] |
If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] |
No. What do you mean? He's not British. |
| [03:58.62] |
Maybe he's gay. |
| [04:02.69] |
I don't think that's the problem. |
| [04:05.00] |
We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] |
...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... … |
| [04:11.46] |
I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] |
But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] |
I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] |
Yo,Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] |
Joey,be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] |
Oh,Rachel! Don't look. |
| [04:33.45] |
What? |
| [04:36.49] |
I don't care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] |
You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] |
What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] |
Well,you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] |
... I've decided to opt for sanity. … |
| [04:54.21] |
You're okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] |
He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] |
For all I care,he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] |
Hi,guys. |
| [05:09.22] |
Monica,I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys,okay? |
| [05:13.86] |
If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] |
Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] |
All right. |
| [05:23.94] |
-You're getting a cat? -Actually,we're getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] |
Together? |
| [05:30.07] |
Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] |
It'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] |
Well,isn't that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] |
That's something you'll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] |
...for a really,really, really long time. … |
| [05:45.26] |
Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] |
Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] |
With a man. |
| [05:53.20] |
You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] |
...and you two have a really good cat. … |
| [06:03.91] |
We're not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] |
I don't know if Monica told you,but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] |
If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] |
How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] |
I'm sorry? |
| [06:27.47] |
Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] |
Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] |
Maybe 1 5,1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] |
Well,that's just great. |
| [06:40.48] |
Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] |
Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] |
Monica told you I was cuter than this,didn't she? |
| [06:55.36] |
No,Michael,it's not you. Sorry. It's just.... |
| [07:01.60] |
It's not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] |
... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. … |
| [07:07.51] |
Oh,that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] |
He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] |
Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] |
Yeah,he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] |
I'm sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] |
Michael,let's talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] |
So.... |
| [07:38.00] |
Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] |
-So I figured it out. -What? |
| [07:45.38] |
Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] |
I'm not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] |
Phoebe,that's crazy. |
| [07:52.88] |
When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] |
I said,"Excellent butt,great rack." |
| [08:02.06] |
Really? That's so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] |
I mean,I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] |
If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] |
You're right. You're right. |
| [08:18.08] |
You are so "yum"! |
| [08:39.80] |
I mean,it's a cat,you know? It's a cat. |
| [08:45.30] |
Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] |
Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] |
What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] |
Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] |
Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] |
Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] |
No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] |
Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] |
Oh,no. You're not having fun,are you? |
| [09:08.23] |
No,no,I am. |
| [09:10.06] |
But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] |
Oh,look at me. |
| [09:18.40] |
Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] |
I'm on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] |
All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] |
...and his cat... … |
| [09:28.18] |
...and his Julie. … |
| [09:30.75] |
I just want to get over him. Why can't I do that? |
| [09:36.15] |
Look,I've been through a divorce. Trust me,you're gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] |
You can't see it because you haven't had closure |
| [09:44.30] |
Closure! |
| [09:46.33] |
That's what it is! That's what I need! |
| [09:48.63] |
God,you're brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] |
Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] |
Well,there's no one way really,it's just.... |
| [10:04.22] |
"I'm over you." “ |
| [10:06.85] |
Over you. |
| [10:08.52] |
That's what it is. |
| [10:11.29] |
Closure. |
| [10:13.79] |
Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] |
Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] |
-Hang on. -Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] |
-What? -Hi. I'm sorry. |
| [10:22.37] |
I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] |
-I'm talking. -I see that. |
| [10:28.31] |
One phone call,I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] |
You're being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] |
All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] |
I'll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] |
Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] |
Machine. |
| [10:58.20] |
-Just waiting for the beep. -Good. |
| [11:02.17] |
Ross! Hi,it's Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] |
I'm just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] |
...everything's fine. … |
| [11:10.41] |
And I'm really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] |
...and your cat. … |
| [11:15.25] |
Who,by the way,I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] |
You see there, I'm thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] |
...so obviously I am over you. … |
| [11:28.37] |
I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] |
And that,my friend, is what they call "closure." |
| [11:51.00] |
It's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] |
-Why not? -Because it's Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] |
It's God's day. |
| [12:00.93] |
If you say stop,then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] |
Stop. |
| [12:06.00] |
No,come on! We can't stop! |
| [12:08.17] |
We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] |
I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] |
And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] |
I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] |
I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] |
Actually,Julie's getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] |
I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] |
I'm sorry. I don't know,l.... |
| [12:54.75] |
I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] |
... but I don't remember. … |
| [13:03.43] |
There they are. |
| [13:06.20] |
Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] |
No. I stayed at Julie's last night. |
| [13:12.87] |
I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] |
Oh,yeah,go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] |
Rach,I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] |
Who's Michael? |
| [13:30.86] |
Oh,my God! |
| [13:32.26] |
Ross,no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] |
Give me the |
| [13:45.04] |
You're over me? |
| [13:47.07] |
Oh,God! |
| [13:49.57] |
-You're -Oh,God. |
| [13:51.78] |
You're over me? |
| [13:59.55] |
When were you... |
| [14:01.65] |
... under me? … |
| [14:11.23] |
I mean,were you? |
| [14:13.46] |
What? |
| [14:17.74] |
Basically... |
| [14:19.40] |
...Iately,I've.... … |
| [14:23.11] |
I've sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] |
You've had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] |
So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] |
You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] |
You know? |
| [14:45.40] |
Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] |
When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] |
When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] |
Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] |
Julie. That's Oh,God! |
| [15:01.38] |
I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] |
No,I'm gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] |
I'm gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] |
...and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. … |
| [15:14.73] |
Now you're over me? |
| [15:18.90] |
Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] |
That's Julie. |
| [15:34.55] |
-Hi,Julie. -I've got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] |
I'll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] |
Wait,so you're going? |
| [15:44.92] |
Well,okay,I have to. I can't deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] |
I mean,I've You know,I've got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] |
I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] |
Cat! |
| [16:16.92] |
-Hey,Joey. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] |
How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] |
I can't find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] |
Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] |
Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] |
-And? -And we did. |
| [16:39.38] |
All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] |
Yea,me! |
| [16:43.28] |
So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] |
I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] |
What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] |
He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] |
And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] |
"ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" “ |
| [17:02.57] |
So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] |
So I said,"Okay. Relax,please." |
| [17:14.85] |
Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] |
If he wants to see me again,he can call. If not,that's fine too. |
| [17:23.15] |
So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] |
... I convinced him. … |
| [17:34.50] |
Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] |
He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] |
He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] |
And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] |
This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] |
I didn't get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] |
That's interesting. |
| [18:17.91] |
No,it's not "interesting." It's very,very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] |
It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] |
I got it,Ross. |
| [18:26.68] |
You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] |
I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] |
I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] |
You think it's easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] |
You should've said something before! |
| [18:40.53] |
I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] |
There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] |
You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] |
Not... |
| [18:51.58] |
...every night. … |
| [18:54.41] |
It's not like I didn't try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] |
You know,like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] |
...or ex-fiances... … |
| [19:03.09] |
...or ltalian guys. … |
| [19:07.22] |
There was one ltalian guy,okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] |
The point is,I don't need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] |
Okay? It's too late. |
| [19:15.93] |
I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] |
You're just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] |
I've done it since ninth grade. I'm good at it. |
| [19:25.38] |
All right,fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] |
I don't need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] |
-Good. -Good! |
| [19:32.15] |
And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] |
Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] |
Monica,it's 6:30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] |
We're not working out. It's over. |
| [21:04.04] |
No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] |
We're workin',we're movin' We're in the zone,we're groovin' |
| [21:11.65] |
I don't mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] |
In fact,I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] |
So don't make me do anything that I'll regret. |
| [21:21.12] |
What you gonna do,fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] |
What? |
| [21:27.83] |
Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] |
Well,thanks. |
| [21:34.61] |
Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] |
You can't tell your parents you were fired,because they'd be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] |
Well,no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] |
If it were me,I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] |
You know,I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] |
So you.... |
| [22:12.48] |
You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] |
All right. |
| [22:19.48] |
Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
