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Okay,I got one,I got one. |
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-Hi,honey. -Hey,sweetums. |
| [06:58.-3] |
I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee? |
| [07:52.-1] |
Honey,relax. Ross is great with him. |
| [09:01.-4] |
I think I know how to heat breast milk. |
| [09:10.-3] |
I licked my arm,what? |
| [10:42.-4] |
-Julie. -What? |
| [10:49.-3] |
When it started,I was just trying to be nice to her... |
| [13:44.-2] |
You've tasted it. |
| [17:12.-1] |
...you really need to hate Julie's guts. |
| [19:34.-4] |
...stop lasting. … |
| [00:07.82] |
These were expensive and he'll grow out of them... |
| [00:10.92] |
...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist! |
| [00:17.50] |
Look at these. |
| [00:19.90] |
Hey,Ben. |
| [00:21.07] |
"Just do it"! |
| [00:24.90] |
Oh,my God! |
| [00:26.37] |
Was that too much pressure for him? |
| [00:30.11] |
-ls he hungry already? -I guess so. |
| [00:34.51] |
You know,it's.... |
| [00:39.08] |
Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. |
| [00:43.39] |
I gotta get one too. |
| [00:47.76] |
Hey,what are you guys doing? |
| [00:49.93] |
We're just hanging out by the spoons. |
| [00:53.03] |
Ladle? |
| [00:54.63] |
Will you guys grow up? |
| [00:56.07] |
This is the most beautiful thing in the world. |
| [00:59.10] |
Yeah,we know. But there's a baby sucking on it. |
| [01:04.24] |
This is my son having lunch,okay? It'll happen a lot,so get used to it. |
| [01:09.88] |
If you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. |
| [01:13.49] |
Carol's fine with it. |
| [01:18.16] |
Carol? |
| [01:21.93] |
I'm wondering,could Joey ask you a question about breast-feeding? |
| [01:28.10] |
Sure. |
| [01:31.57] |
Does it hurt? |
| [01:34.27] |
It did at first,but not anymore. |
| [01:37.18] |
Chandler? |
| [01:41.15] |
So,how often can you do it? |
| [01:43.75] |
As much as he needs. |
| [01:50.79] |
If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? |
| [02:44.08] |
-Any muffins left? -Yeah,I forget which ones. |
| [02:47.25] |
You're busy,I'll get it. |
| [02:49.38] |
-Anyone else want one? -No,thanks. |
| [02:52.22] |
You're losing your apron. Let me get it. |
| [02:55.72] |
-There you go. -Thank you. |
| [02:59.39] |
What a bitch! |
| [03:04.60] |
I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting... |
| [03:07.93] |
...and he wants to abuse his discount. |
| [03:10.37] |
Anyone want to come take advantage of it? |
| [03:12.90] |
I have to take my grandmother to the vet. |
| [03:20.25] |
-I'll go with you. -Great. |
| [03:27.75] |
And hello to the rest. |
| [03:32.72] |
You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel? |
| [03:37.30] |
Will it be a problem? |
| [03:38.76] |
You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. |
| [03:41.07] |
It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. |
| [03:46.07] |
Monica,she will kill you. |
| [03:49.37] |
She will kill you like a dog in the street! |
| [03:56.61] |
So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. |
| [04:00.89] |
It's actually not that big a deal. |
| [04:03.72] |
It's a big deal to me. This is great. |
| [04:06.06] |
I really appreciate this. |
| [04:08.29] |
You're welcome. |
| [04:24.61] |
Bijan for men? |
| [04:27.31] |
Bijan for men? |
| [04:32.28] |
-Hey,Annabel. -Hey,Joey. |
| [04:34.19] |
Did you hear about the new guy? |
| [04:36.59] |
Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man. " |
| [04:50.47] |
Hombre? |
| [04:56.67] |
What's he doing in my section? |
| [04:59.21] |
I guess he doesn't know. |
| [05:01.18] |
Well,he's gonna. |
| [05:03.85] |
I'll see you a little later,okay? |
| [05:09.15] |
Hey,how you doing? |
| [05:11.22] |
Mornin'. |
| [05:13.02] |
Listen,I know you're new... |
| [05:16.23] |
... but it's understood that everything... |
| [05:18.70] |
...from young men's to the escalator is my territory. |
| [05:23.84] |
"Your territory"? |
| [05:27.24] |
-Bijan for men? -No,thanks. |
| [05:29.14] |
Hombre? |
| [05:30.84] |
Yeah,all right. |
| [05:39.75] |
You were saying? |
| [05:44.86] |
Phoebe,listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. |
| [05:49.76] |
We shopped and we had lunch. |
| [05:51.66] |
What did I have? |
| [05:53.53] |
-You had a salad. -No wonder I don't feel full. |
| [05:58.00] |
Hi. What's up? |
| [05:59.37] |
I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad. |
| [06:04.58] |
Good,Pheebs. What'd you buy? |
| [06:08.38] |
We went shopping for.... |
| [06:11.25] |
For.... |
| [06:12.75] |
For fur. |
| [06:17.09] |
You went shopping for fur? |
| [06:20.79] |
And then I realized that l'm against that. |
| [06:24.80] |
So then we bought some.... |
| [06:28.43] |
Boobs. |
| [06:35.44] |
You bought boobs? |
| [06:39.61] |
Bras! |
| [06:42.05] |
We bought bras! |
| [06:44.12] |
We bought bras. |
| [06:49.42] |
Bijan for men? |
| [06:51.26] |
Bijan for men? |
| [06:53.16] |
Bijan for.... |
| [06:56.46] |
Hey,Annabel. |
| [07:02.50] |
Actually,I sort of have plans. |
| [07:09.81] |
You ready,Annabel? |
| [07:12.74] |
You bet. |
| [07:16.01] |
Maybe some other time. |
| [07:27.93] |
It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. |
| [07:32.26] |
Bijan for men? |
| [07:34.20] |
Bijan for men! |
| [07:37.37] |
And this is Funny Clown. |
| [07:39.47] |
It's only for after his naps, not before,or he won't sleep. |
| [07:43.17] |
We've been through this before. We have a good time. |
| [07:46.84] |
We laugh,we play. It's like we're father and son. |
| [07:55.29] |
Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person. |
| [08:01.23] |
This is so cute! |
| [08:03.23] |
I got that for him! |
| [08:05.13] |
"My Mommies Love Me. " “ |
| [08:10.57] |
That's clever. |
| [08:14.74] |
Oh,hi,Jul.... |
| [08:17.84] |
Hi,Jew! |
| [08:24.22] |
Okay,sure. |
| [08:25.85] |
That'd be great. See you then. Bye. |
| [08:29.02] |
Did you just say," Hi,Jew"? |
| [08:36.09] |
Yes,I did. |
| [08:37.86] |
That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. |
| [08:44.24] |
Yeah,he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. |
| [08:52.71] |
Ben,dinner! |
| [08:55.58] |
Thanks,Aunt Pheebs. |
| [08:57.25] |
Did you microwave that? You can't do that to breast milk. |
| [09:07.59] |
What did you just do? |
| [09:11.93] |
It's breast milk! |
| [09:14.40] |
So? |
| [09:15.87] |
Phoebe,that is juice squeezed from a person. |
| [09:20.77] |
What is the big deal? |
| [09:24.91] |
What did you just do? |
| [09:28.81] |
Can people stop drinking the breast milk? |
| [09:33.78] |
You won't even taste it? |
| [09:36.89] |
Not even if you just pretend it's milk? |
| [09:39.46] |
Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it. |
| [09:51.27] |
-Where is everybody? -At the park. Where have you been? |
| [09:55.24] |
Just out. |
| [09:56.44] |
Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. |
| [10:02.08] |
-Thanks for your jacket. -No problem. |
| [10:04.58] |
You can borrow it,by the way. |
| [10:08.09] |
Here are your keys,honey. |
| [10:13.93] |
If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53? |
| [10:21.13] |
You know what probably happened? |
| [10:23.60] |
Someone stole my credit card. |
| [10:27.34] |
And put the receipt back in your pocket? |
| [10:31.34] |
That is an excellent, excellent question. |
| [10:34.55] |
That is excellent. |
| [10:37.32] |
What's with you? Who did you have lunch with? |
| [10:40.48] |
-Judy. -Who? |
| [10:43.19] |
Jody. |
| [10:46.22] |
You were with Julie? |
| [10:52.80] |
... because she was my brother's girlfriend. |
| [10:55.80] |
And then one thing led to another... |
| [10:59.67] |
...and before I knew it,we were... |
| [11:02.64] |
...shopping. |
| [11:09.01] |
Oh,my God! |
| [11:12.18] |
Wait,we only did it once. |
| [11:16.22] |
It meant nothing to me! |
| [11:21.33] |
Really,I was thinking of you the whole time. |
| [11:27.20] |
Look,I'm sorry,all right? I never meant for you to find out. |
| [11:31.57] |
Oh,please! Please! You wanted to get caught! |
| [11:35.77] |
That is not true! |
| [11:37.21] |
So you just happened to leave it in here? |
| [11:40.71] |
Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? |
| [11:46.35] |
Okay,I just have to know one thing. |
| [11:52.46] |
Did you go to Bloomingdale's? |
| [12:08.47] |
Okay,I just really need to not be with you right now. |
| [12:22.35] |
Hi,who's this? |
| [12:23.75] |
Hi,Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. |
| [12:27.89] |
Yes,I know I did a horrible thing. |
| [12:30.63] |
Joanne,it's not as simple as all that. |
| [12:34.77] |
No,I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi,Steve. |
| [12:44.04] |
How did we do? |
| [12:45.48] |
I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out. |
| [12:48.88] |
I did not freak out. |
| [12:50.31] |
-Why'd you freak out? -Because it's breast milk. |
| [12:54.62] |
It's gross! |
| [12:56.49] |
My breast milk is gross? |
| [12:59.82] |
This should be fun. |
| [13:03.83] |
There's nothing wrong with it. |
| [13:05.80] |
I just don't think breast milk is for adults. |
| [13:09.73] |
Of course,the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids. |
| [13:15.27] |
Don't be silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal. |
| [13:18.41] |
Just taste it. |
| [13:21.11] |
That would be no. |
| [13:23.81] |
-Come on. -Try it. |
| [13:25.08] |
It's natural. |
| [13:26.18] |
It doesn't taste bad. |
| [13:27.79] |
Yeah,it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like.... |
| [13:30.86] |
Like what? |
| [13:31.92] |
Cantaloupe juice. |
| [13:33.16] |
Exactly. |
| [13:41.80] |
You've tasted it. |
| [13:47.77] |
Oh,you've tasted it. |
| [13:51.71] |
You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true. |
| [14:02.62] |
Give me the bottle. |
| [14:09.83] |
Get me the towel. |
| [14:36.32] |
Howdy. |
| [14:39.69] |
Give me a box of juice. |
| [14:44.09] |
Well,they switched me over to Hombre. |
| [14:46.83] |
Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed. |
| [14:51.10] |
Or this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it. |
| [14:55.34] |
This guy goes through two bottles a day now. |
| [15:00.54] |
What do you care? |
| [15:02.91] |
You're an actor. This is your day job. It's nothing! |
| [15:06.35] |
I know,but I was the best. |
| [15:09.09] |
You know? I liked being the best. |
| [15:16.73] |
Maybe I should get out of the game. |
| [15:19.26] |
They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. |
| [15:22.77] |
Say you do that. |
| [15:24.10] |
Sooner or later,somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. |
| [15:30.27] |
Then where you gonna run? |
| [15:32.08] |
You're right. |
| [15:33.24] |
I say you show him what you're made of. Stand your ground. |
| [15:36.88] |
Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! |
| [15:42.22] |
-I'm gonna do it! -All right! |
| [15:45.29] |
Now,go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker. |
| [15:51.30] |
I don't know what to say. |
| [15:53.16] |
That's good because I'm not listening. |
| [15:56.17] |
I feel terrible. I really do. |
| [15:58.17] |
I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? |
| [16:03.67] |
Say that I'm friends with her. Is that so terrible? |
| [16:08.61] |
-It's that terrible? -You don't get it! |
| [16:11.35] |
It's bad enough she stole the guy... |
| [16:13.32] |
...who may be the person l'm supposed to be with. |
| [16:16.29] |
But now... |
| [16:18.69] |
...she's actually.... |
| [16:21.13] |
But now she's actually stealing you! |
| [16:27.46] |
What are you talking about? |
| [16:29.67] |
Nobody could steal me from you. |
| [16:32.20] |
Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. |
| [16:38.04] |
You're my.... |
| [16:41.18] |
And we're.... |
| [16:45.68] |
-Oh,I love you! -I love you too! |
| [16:53.00] |
You guys,I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me. |
| [16:58.20] |
But I love you guys too! |
| [17:05.74] |
I really needed that. |
| [17:09.74] |
I know that right now... |
| [17:14.75] |
But she didn't do anything wrong. |
| [17:18.22] |
She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. |
| [17:22.89] |
I think that if you gave her a chance,you'd like her. |
| [17:28.43] |
Will you give it a chance? |
| [17:30.93] |
For me? |
| [17:34.50] |
I'd do anything for you, you know that. |
| [17:37.20] |
I'd do anything for you! |
| [17:40.60] |
Wait,wait,wait! |
| [18:00.92] |
Mornin'. |
| [18:04.29] |
I said,mornin'! |
| [18:08.60] |
I heard you. |
| [18:11.30] |
All right,everybody. I'm opening the doors. |
| [18:14.74] |
You boys ready? |
| [18:21.45] |
Ready. |
| [18:23.11] |
Yeah,l'm ready. |
| [19:11.20] |
You idiot! You stupid cowboy! |
| [19:13.86] |
You've blinded me! I'm suing! |
| [19:16.10] |
Oh,my God! Todd! What the hell did you do? |
| [19:20.17] |
Sorry. I'm such a doofus! |
| [19:22.04] |
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. |
| [19:25.51] |
My God,what happened? |
| [19:28.21] |
These new kids,they never last. |
| [19:30.85] |
Sooner or later they all... |
| [19:36.89] |
What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? |
| [19:40.82] |
Sure. |
| [20:01.08] |
I just thought we should hang out. |
| [20:03.58] |
I mean,you know, we've never really talked. |
| [20:06.72] |
I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us. |
| [20:10.02] |
I know. |
| [20:12.26] |
I probably shouldn't even tell you this... |
| [20:15.76] |
... but l'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. |
| [20:20.00] |
Really? |
| [20:21.27] |
Me? |
| [20:22.53] |
Oh,my God,are you kidding? |
| [20:24.67] |
Ross is so crazy about you... |
| [20:26.60] |
...and I really wanted you to like me,and l.... |
| [20:30.04] |
It's probably me just being totally paranoid... |
| [20:33.08] |
...but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't. |
| [20:45.92] |
Well,you're not totally paranoid. |
| [21:00.40] |
When you and Ross first started going out... |
| [21:04.07] |
...it was really hard for me... |
| [21:08.38] |
...for many reasons of which l'm not gonna bore you with now. |
| [21:17.45] |
I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. |
| [21:23.13] |
And Monica's always saying how nice you are... |
| [21:27.40] |
...and God,I hate it when she's right! |
| [21:31.74] |
Thanks. |
| [21:33.77] |
Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? |
| [21:37.74] |
Yeah,that'd be great. I'd love it. |
| [21:40.74] |
I'd love it too. |
| [21:43.51] |
Shoot,I gotta go. |
| [21:45.02] |
-So I'll talk to you later. -All right,Julie. |
| [21:56.83] |
What a manipulative bitch. |
| [22:30.46] |
It's not bad. |
