| [02:34.-2] |
Welcome to our country. |
| [02:59.-3] |
She went to the airport,and she's gonna go for it with Ross. |
| [03:18.-1] |
Yes,we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. |
| [03:50.-2] |
You said he liked me! |
| [03:56.-1] |
That's all right. We got the bags. |
| [04:10.-3] |
Everyone,this is Julie. |
| [05:13.-3] |
Isn't that great? |
| [05:15.-3] |
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? |
| [07:10.-2] |
He said.... |
| [08:17.-2] |
Because I'm just.... |
| [08:19.-1] |
I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. |
| [09:03.-4] |
All right,when was 1 990? 1990 |
| [12:02.-2] |
People do stupid things when they're upset. |
| [13:59.-1] |
-That's it. I quit. -What? I didn't say anything! |
| [15:22.-2] |
Now we'll do your inseam. |
| [16:46.-1] |
Come on,how can I just tell him? What about Julie? |
| [20:04.-4] |
That was a stupid thing I did. |
| [21:05.-1] |
"Oh,my God. I'm with Rachel!" |
| [22:18.-4] |
No. |
| [00:02.38] |
This is pretty much what's happened so far. |
| [00:05.32] |
Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. |
| [00:08.32] |
Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... |
| [00:11.52] |
...Iike cats,Italian guys. |
| [00:13.59] |
And finally,Chandler was, like,"Forget about her." |
| [00:17.00] |
When Ross was in China,Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. |
| [00:21.77] |
She was,like,"Oh,my God!" |
| [00:23.84] |
So she went to the airport to meet him. |
| [00:26.84] |
She didn 't know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. |
| [00:31.88] |
That's pretty much everything you need to know. |
| [00:34.61] |
But enough about us. How have you been? |
| [00:37.05] |
The One With Ross' New Girlfriend |
| [01:23.36] |
Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. |
| [01:32.84] |
Oh,my God! |
| [01:34.64] |
Oh,my God! |
| [01:36.31] |
Excuse me. |
| [01:37.34] |
Move,move,move! Emergency,please! |
| [01:40.15] |
Excuse me,excuse me. |
| [01:50.39] |
There you are! |
| [01:54.93] |
So,so.... |
| [01:57.43] |
How was China? You! |
| [02:00.93] |
It was great. |
| [02:03.10] |
What happened? |
| [02:04.27] |
-You're bleeding. -I am? |
| [02:06.00] |
Oh,look at that! Yes,I am. |
| [02:08.07] |
Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! |
| [02:10.78] |
Come on,I wanna hear everything! Everything! |
| [02:16.01] |
Well,where do I start? |
| [02:18.75] |
This is Julie. Julie,this is Rachel. |
| [02:26.86] |
These are.... |
| [02:27.93] |
These are... |
| [02:29.23] |
...aren't for you. … |
| [02:32.10] |
These are for you. |
| [02:38.74] |
Thank you. I'm from New York. |
| [02:44.44] |
No problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding. |
| [02:50.32] |
Baggage claim? |
| [03:02.89] |
Oh,my God! This is huge! |
| [03:07.17] |
This is bigger than huge. This is.... |
| [03:09.63] |
All right,what's bigger than huge? |
| [03:13.74] |
This? |
| [03:16.27] |
Guys,you got new haircuts! |
| [03:22.11] |
Because,you know,"lf you don't look good,we don't look good." |
| [03:26.02] |
I love that voice! |
| [03:28.59] |
You guys! |
| [03:31.12] |
Airport. Airport. Ross. |
| [03:34.26] |
Not alone. |
| [03:35.49] |
Julie. |
| [03:37.13] |
Arm around her! |
| [03:39.46] |
Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! |
| [03:42.53] |
I think she's trying to tell us something. |
| [03:45.30] |
Quick,get the verbs. |
| [03:48.01] |
You! You! |
| [03:52.18] |
You! |
| [03:53.34] |
You slowpokes! |
| [04:02.19] |
This is my sister,Monica. |
| [04:04.62] |
This is Chandler. |
| [04:06.16] |
Phoebe,hi. |
| [04:07.49] |
Joey. |
| [04:12.23] |
Julie. |
| [04:19.50] |
But I'm not here, you haven't met me. |
| [04:21.57] |
I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me. |
| [04:25.74] |
-And bus. -Oh,my God! |
| [04:28.15] |
-With the screaming guy -And the spitting. |
| [04:30.52] |
You gotta hear this story. |
| [04:32.25] |
We're on this bus that's 200 years old. |
| [04:34.85] |
Two hundred,at least. |
| [04:36.35] |
And the chicken poops in her lap! |
| [04:45.40] |
I'm so sorry. |
| [04:47.43] |
I just gave away the ending,didn't l? |
| [04:49.73] |
I just heard this story in the cab... |
| [04:52.34] |
...and it is all I can think about. … |
| [04:58.38] |
This is amazing. |
| [05:01.35] |
How did this happen? |
| [05:02.71] |
We were in grad school together. |
| [05:04.58] |
We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China... |
| [05:08.09] |
...guess who's in charge of the dig? … |
| [05:10.19] |
Julie! |
| [05:21.63] |
It's an expression. |
| [05:24.57] |
We just wanted to say a quick hi. |
| [05:27.04] |
-Then we'll see the baby. -Then get some sleep. |
| [05:29.94] |
It's 6:00 tomorrow night,our time. |
| [05:32.08] |
Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I like being surprised. |
| [05:40.32] |
Bye! |
| [05:52.73] |
-Can I get some coffee? -Sure. |
| [05:55.60] |
-Did you talk to him yet? -No. |
| [05:57.50] |
Then,no. |
| [06:11.42] |
What the hell happened to you in China? |
| [06:14.15] |
When last we left you, you were in love with,you know. |
| [06:17.76] |
I know I was. |
| [06:19.16] |
But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: |
| [06:22.43] |
"It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? |
| [06:27.33] |
God? |
| [06:29.63] |
It was you,pal. |
| [06:32.14] |
Maybe it was God doing me. |
| [06:35.64] |
You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all. |
| [06:40.18] |
And then I met Julie... |
| [06:42.45] |
...and we're having a great time. |
| [06:44.55] |
I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you. |
| [06:50.29] |
Well,you owe me one,big guy. |
| [06:53.36] |
Your lemonade. |
| [06:54.69] |
I didn't order it. |
| [06:57.53] |
Then go take that back. They'll charge you for that. |
| [07:00.90] |
Go,go,go! Come on,come on! |
| [07:05.67] |
So what did you find out? |
| [07:08.37] |
He said.... |
| [07:14.68] |
They're having a great time. |
| [07:17.15] |
I'm sorry. |
| [07:19.68] |
But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... |
| [07:22.65] |
...is that he made this decision all by himself... |
| [07:26.00] |
...without any outside help whatsoever. |
| [07:29.89] |
How is that a silver lining? |
| [07:32.40] |
You have to really wanna see it. |
| [07:40.74] |
Ironically,these guys were picked last in gym. |
| [07:44.68] |
Hey,Pheebs. |
| [07:46.38] |
You know what I'm thinking? |
| [07:53.05] |
How... |
| [07:54.89] |
...it's been so long since you've had sex... |
| [07:57.72] |
...you're wondering if they've changed it? |
| [08:01.56] |
No. Although now that's what I'm thinking. |
| [08:06.53] |
So what were you thinking? |
| [08:08.37] |
You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like to do mine. |
| [08:13.57] |
No. |
| [08:15.94] |
Why not? |
| [08:22.61] |
No,you're not. |
| [08:24.32] |
I know I'm not,but you are. |
| [08:26.75] |
I was trying to spare your feelings. |
| [08:32.79] |
Hold on. |
| [08:33.89] |
Ross,Julie for you. |
| [08:42.77] |
Anybody know a good tailor? |
| [08:44.34] |
You need clothes altered? |
| [08:46.00] |
No,I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| [08:50.17] |
Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. |
| [08:53.51] |
He did my first suit when I was 1 5. |
| [08:55.65] |
No,wait,1 6. |
| [08:58.18] |
No,excuse me,1 5. |
| [09:07.59] |
You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! |
| [09:20.00] |
Sweetheart,I'll see you later. |
| [09:22.01] |
Okay,bye. |
| [09:25.64] |
That is so sweet. |
| [09:31.55] |
Okay. No,you hang up. |
| [09:33.72] |
No,you |
| [09:37.00] |
One,two,three. |
| [09:42.06] |
You didn't hang up either. |
| [09:43.56] |
She didn't hang up. |
| [09:50.87] |
No,you hang up. |
| [09:52.30] |
You. You. |
| [10:03.81] |
Sorry,I thought you were talking to me. |
| [10:08.15] |
Rachel. |
| [10:09.85] |
I'll just call her back. |
| [10:13.19] |
Hi,sweetie. I'm sorry. We got disconnected. |
| [10:15.66] |
No,you hang up. |
| [10:18.20] |
How did this happen to me? |
| [10:19.86] |
A week ago,two weeks ago,I was fine. |
| [10:22.93] |
Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. |
| [10:25.84] |
Now all of a sudden,he's Ross... |
| [10:30.04] |
...this really great guy that I can't have. |
| [10:34.45] |
Sweetie,I wanted you to have him too. |
| [10:37.08] |
I know you did. |
| [10:40.25] |
I'm just gonna deal with it. |
| [10:45.92] |
I gotta get out of here! |
| [10:51.03] |
I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her. |
| [10:59.74] |
You know,I think I was 1 6. |
| [11:04.61] |
Please,just a little bit off the back. |
| [11:07.58] |
I'm still on "no." |
| [11:11.32] |
Morning. |
| [11:13.45] |
Could you close your eyes for a sec? |
| [11:15.62] |
No,no,no. I'm not falling for that again. |
| [11:21.09] |
What's going on? |
| [11:22.16] |
I sort of did a stupid thing last night. |
| [11:24.60] |
What stupid thing did you do? |
| [11:36.47] |
Why don't you just go get dressed... |
| [11:39.01] |
...then you'll be on your way. Bye-bye. |
| [11:43.31] |
How did this happen? |
| [11:45.28] |
I kind of ran into him last night. |
| [11:47.62] |
-Where? -At his apartment. |
| [11:49.12] |
Is this juice? |
| [11:51.32] |
And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? |
| [11:55.29] |
Oh,God,I know. I'm pathetic,I'm a loser. |
| [11:59.20] |
Honey,you're not pathetic. You're just sad. |
| [12:04.50] |
My God,if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't |
| [12:11.78] |
But this is about your horrible mistake. |
| [12:19.22] |
Sorry we're late. |
| [12:20.35] |
We were.... |
| [12:21.82] |
Well,there was touching. |
| [12:29.66] |
Hey,Ross! |
| [12:32.23] |
What a.... |
| [12:35.17] |
What are you doing here? |
| [12:37.33] |
I do Raquel! |
| [12:45.58] |
So he's back? |
| [12:47.58] |
Yeah,he's back. Is that a problem? |
| [12:50.35] |
No,not a problem. |
| [12:52.38] |
Good. Glad it's not a problem. |
| [12:55.00] |
You're gonna have to not touch my ass. |
| [13:02.26] |
Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... |
| [13:05.90] |
... my pants need to be altered. |
| [13:07.67] |
When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. |
| [13:11.44] |
He'll know what it means. |
| [13:15.41] |
You sure he'll crack that code? |
| [13:19.41] |
It's funny. The last time Paolo was here,my hair was so much cuter. |
| [13:24.12] |
All right. |
| [13:26.55] |
But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... |
| [13:31.12] |
...and all Monica about it. |
| [13:34.59] |
I promise. |
| [13:35.86] |
All right,let's see. |
| [13:37.63] |
Now,some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. |
| [13:43.03] |
But I promise,none of you will feel a thing. |
| [14:02.65] |
But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. |
| [14:06.39] |
This is the face of a person who,you know... |
| [14:09.63] |
...doesn't trust a person. |
| [14:12.73] |
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| [14:14.60] |
It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed. |
| [14:18.44] |
Would you relax? I know what I am doing. |
| [14:22.14] |
This is how he wears it. |
| [14:26.81] |
How who wears it? |
| [14:28.15] |
Demi Moore. |
| [14:30.61] |
Demi Moore is not a "he." |
| [14:32.62] |
Well,he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10. |
| [14:37.49] |
That's Dudley Moore! |
| [14:39.26] |
I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! |
| [14:43.83] |
Oh,my God! |
| [14:45.83] |
Oh,God! |
| [14:48.17] |
Oh,my God! I'm sorry! |
| [14:50.70] |
Which one is Demi Moore? |
| [14:52.37] |
She's the actress that was in Disclosure,Indecent Proposal,Ghost! |
| [14:57.34] |
She's got gorgeous hair. |
| [14:59.14] |
I know! |
| [15:07.89] |
How long do you want the cuffs? |
| [15:10.19] |
At least as long as I have the pants. |
| [15:16.79] |
I just got that. |
| [15:37.31] |
How is she? |
| [15:39.58] |
It's too soon to tell. |
| [15:42.82] |
She's resting,which is a good sign. |
| [15:46.59] |
How's the hair? |
| [15:48.06] |
I'm not gonna lie to you. It doesn't look good. |
| [15:53.10] |
I put a clip on one side,which seems to have stopped the curling. |
| [15:58.07] |
Can we see her? |
| [15:59.77] |
Your hair looks too good. It'd upset her. |
| [16:03.27] |
Ross,you come on in. |
| [16:12.38] |
Well,how you doing? |
| [16:14.05] |
I'm okay. |
| [16:15.12] |
That bad,huh? |
| [16:17.69] |
Look,I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. |
| [16:21.43] |
It's one of my gifts. |
| [16:28.27] |
Joey,when I saw him get off that plane with her... |
| [16:32.24] |
...I really thought I just hit rock bottom. |
| [16:35.61] |
But today,it's like there's rock bottom... |
| [16:39.24] |
... 50 feet of crap... |
| [16:41.41] |
...then me. … |
| [16:44.15] |
Tell Ross how you feel. |
| [16:49.29] |
What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. |
| [16:52.49] |
Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. |
| [16:56.46] |
I don't know. I don't know. |
| [16:59.26] |
I've been with my share of women. |
| [17:02.23] |
I've been with a lot of people's share of women. |
| [17:06.14] |
But the point is... |
| [17:08.07] |
... I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. |
| [17:14.31] |
Really? |
| [17:22.29] |
Yo,paisan! |
| [17:26.69] |
Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [17:32.16] |
Your tailor... |
| [17:33.93] |
...is a very bad man! |
| [17:38.37] |
What are you talking about? |
| [17:40.14] |
Hey,what's going on? |
| [17:46.94] |
Joey's tailor... |
| [17:52.15] |
...took advantage of me. |
| [17:56.29] |
No way! I've been going to the guy for 1 2 years. |
| [17:59.62] |
He said he was gonna do my inseam. |
| [18:01.89] |
Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite |
| [18:05.83] |
What? |
| [18:07.73] |
Cupping. |
| [18:12.34] |
That's how they do pants! |
| [18:16.54] |
First they go up one side, they move it over. |
| [18:19.34] |
Then they go up the other side, move it back,then they do the rear. |
| [18:26.15] |
Ross,tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? |
| [18:29.49] |
Yes,yes,it is. In prison! |
| [18:38.70] |
What's the matter with you? |
| [18:40.90] |
What? |
| [18:45.50] |
That's not? |
| [18:52.74] |
Oh,my God! |
| [19:01.69] |
Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. |
| [19:06.69] |
I like it. |
| [19:08.56] |
I do. I think it's a 10! |
| [19:13.46] |
Thank you. |
| [19:14.87] |
My hair is very amused. |
| [19:16.60] |
Come on,things could be worse. |
| [19:19.70] |
You could "get caught between the moon and New York City. |
| [19:24.94] |
I know it's crazy,but it's true." |
| [19:29.61] |
Thank you. |
| [19:31.32] |
Well,I gotta go. Bye. |
| [19:33.78] |
Bye,Rach! |
| [19:35.12] |
Wait,are you leaving? |
| [19:36.92] |
That's what I meant by "bye." |
| [19:39.66] |
Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [19:45.63] |
When the doctor does that hernia test.... |
| [19:49.43] |
That's okay. |
| [19:54.47] |
What's going on? |
| [19:57.24] |
Well,okay,first of all... |
| [20:01.01] |
... Paolo and I are not back together. |
| [20:06.18] |
If I could go back in time and do it again... |
| [20:09.52] |
...well,I wouldn't. |
| [20:14.49] |
Second of all.... |
| [20:16.79] |
What? |
| [20:20.80] |
Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... |
| [20:24.80] |
... I tell you what I think... |
| [20:26.47] |
...and the next day you get back together with him... |
| [20:29.14] |
...and I look like a complete idiot? |
| [20:33.71] |
Well,then,I think the guy's scum. |
| [20:37.11] |
I hate him. I mean,I actually I physically hate him. |
| [20:41.89] |
I always have. |
| [20:43.32] |
And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. |
| [20:48.19] |
Really? |
| [20:49.83] |
You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... |
| [20:52.86] |
...and who gets how funny... |
| [20:55.03] |
...and sweet and amazing... |
| [20:57.80] |
...and adorable and sexy you are. |
| [21:01.04] |
You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: |
| [21:08.75] |
You know? Someone who makes you feel good. |
| [21:11.92] |
Like the way I do with Julie. |
| [21:19.72] |
Was there a "second of all"? |
| [21:27.86] |
No,I think that was the whole "all." |
| [21:33.20] |
I gotta go. |
| [21:36.34] |
Thanks. |
| [21:45.18] |
No,I swear to God,Dad! |
| [21:47.25] |
That's not how they measure pants! |
| [21:56.46] |
I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut. |
| [22:00.23] |
-Yeah,I could do that. -Really? |
| [22:02.87] |
-You wanna do it now? -Great! |
| [22:07.14] |
See you. |
| [22:09.57] |
I just wanna make really sure this time. |
| [22:12.48] |
Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral,right? |
| [22:22.59] |
That's Roddy McDowall. |
| [22:25.72] |
Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. |
| [22:31.90] |
-Thank you. -You're welcome. |
