| [02:01.-2] |
Now it's quiet time. |
| [03:23.-1] |
Do you think you can have both? |
| [06:43.-1] |
A little engagement gift. |
| [08:54.-4] |
Have you seen a monkey? |
| [09:00.-4] |
Thank you,Mr. Heckles. |
| [09:20.-2] |
Oh,great! It went great. Really great. |
| [11:19.-3] |
Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. |
| [13:33.-3] |
It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. |
| [16:16.-4] |
-What are you gonna do? -Just a tranquilizer. - |
| [16:35.-2] |
Run,Marcel,run! |
| [17:46.-1] |
Things just sort of happen around you! |
| [17:49.-4] |
You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"... |
| [18:24.-1] |
-What's with Phoebe? -Tranquilizer dart. - |
| [19:35.-4] |
-Oh,come on,Luisa. -Sorry,prom queen. - |
| [20:15.-3] |
Take it! |
| [22:48.-1] |
I loved high school. |
| [00:02.85] |
Okay,I checked. |
| [00:04.18] |
We have Earl Grey,English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... |
| [00:08.15] |
...Chamomile,Mint Medley, Blackberry and |
| [00:12.09] |
Wait,there's one more. Lemon Soother! |
| [00:16.66] |
You're not the guy that asked for tea,are you? |
| [00:22.10] |
The One Where The Monkey Gets Away |
| [01:12.02] |
Mail call! Rachel Greene,bunk seven. |
| [01:14.79] |
Thank you. |
| [01:17.62] |
Oh,cool! A free sample of coffee. |
| [01:21.09] |
Oh,good. Because where else would we get any? |
| [01:25.76] |
Oh,right. |
| [01:29.10] |
-Oh,great. -What is it? - |
| [01:31.74] |
Country club newsletter. |
| [01:33.81] |
My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. |
| [01:39.54] |
Oh,my God! It's Barry and Mindy! |
| [01:43.58] |
Barry,who you almost |
| [01:45.62] |
And Mindy,your maid of |
| [01:47.45] |
Let me see. That's Mindy? |
| [01:50.22] |
She is pretty! |
| [01:53.83] |
Lucky... |
| [01:56.56] |
...to have had a friend like you. |
| [02:09.11] |
Marcel,bring me the rice. Come on. |
| [02:12.21] |
Good boy. Give me the rice. |
| [02:14.21] |
Thank you. Good boy. |
| [02:16.21] |
He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the." |
| [02:23.92] |
"Bring me the" and Rach? |
| [02:28.93] |
Oh,I'm sorry. |
| [02:31.46] |
This is so stupid! |
| [02:33.40] |
I mean,I gave Barry up,right? |
| [02:35.73] |
I should be happy for them. |
| [02:38.00] |
I am. I'm happy for them. |
| [02:40.34] |
-Really? -No. |
| [02:43.41] |
I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. |
| [02:47.15] |
Whoa,what.... … |
| [02:49.78] |
What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!" |
| [02:54.19] |
The whole penis embargo? |
| [03:01.49] |
I don't know. |
| [03:02.83] |
It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy. |
| [03:07.30] |
With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat. |
| [03:11.70] |
With Paolo,all there was,was heat. |
| [03:15.27] |
-lt was this raw,animal,sexual -Right. I got it. - |
| [03:20.78] |
I was there. |
| [03:25.35] |
Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl. |
| [03:30.32] |
Yes. |
| [03:32.62] |
Yes,I do. I really do. |
| [03:35.73] |
In fact,it's funny. |
| [03:37.90] |
Often,someone you wouldn't think could... |
| [03:41.50] |
...curl your toes... |
| [03:43.54] |
... might just be the one who... |
| [03:47.37] |
...gets interrupted. |
| [03:49.01] |
How was the movie? |
| [03:50.81] |
-Wonderful! -So good! - |
| [03:52.71] |
-Suck fest. -Total chick flick. - |
| [03:57.75] |
I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs... |
| [04:02.59] |
...and buses going really fast! |
| [04:07.16] |
I don't need violence in a movie... |
| [04:10.03] |
...as long as there's a little nudity. |
| [04:13.00] |
-There was nudity. -I meant female nudity. - |
| [04:16.67] |
I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking. |
| [04:20.24] |
Hugh! Hugh Grant! |
| [04:24.24] |
All right,I've got to go. |
| [04:26.44] |
Come on,Marcel. |
| [04:28.08] |
We're gonna go take a bath. Yes,we are,aren't we? |
| [04:32.35] |
They're still just friends,right? |
| [04:38.62] |
And I will see you tomorrow. |
| [04:41.03] |
You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's. |
| [04:44.23] |
Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? |
| [04:47.73] |
Please,Aunt Monica,please? |
| [04:50.37] |
Unclench. You're not even gonna be here. |
| [04:59.14] |
-I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm,like,in disbelief. - |
| [05:05.62] |
If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already? |
| [05:09.45] |
She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me. |
| [05:14.16] |
She said that? |
| [05:15.66] |
I added the exactly like me" part. “ |
| [05:19.33] |
But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight. |
| [05:24.00] |
"Tonight" tonight? |
| [05:25.64] |
It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us. |
| [05:28.61] |
She spent all day taking care of my monkey. |
| [05:34.18] |
I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey. |
| [05:42.29] |
Anyway,I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine... |
| [05:46.49] |
...go over there and try to woo her. |
| [05:51.73] |
Know what you should do? Know what you should do? |
| [05:53.50] |
Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used. |
| [06:01.57] |
If you keep this up,you'll be finished by the weekend. |
| [06:06.14] |
The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis. |
| [06:09.45] |
Now,she used to be a man. |
| [06:12.52] |
Look,there's Raven. |
| [06:14.05] |
We hate her. We're glad she's dying. |
| [06:17.79] |
And then What? Marcel! |
| [06:20.56] |
Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to |
| [06:26.80] |
Marcel,did you poo in the shoe? |
| [06:30.44] |
Oh,Marcel! Bad monkey! |
| [06:33.67] |
Oh,God! |
| [06:40.58] |
Sorry,Barry. |
| [06:45.32] |
I'm sure you didn't register for that. |
| [06:55.89] |
Who died? Who died? |
| [06:58.36] |
Roll him over! Come on,roll him over! |
| [07:02.13] |
Well,we know it wasn't Dexter, right,Marcel? Because |
| [07:06.60] |
Marcel? |
| [07:11.68] |
-How could you lose him? -I don't know! - |
| [07:14.25] |
We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe.... |
| [07:17.88] |
Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? |
| [07:21.02] |
I don't know. The left one! |
| [07:24.12] |
Which ones? |
| [07:25.39] |
Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. |
| [07:33.43] |
Why is the air in here so negative? |
| [07:37.54] |
Rachel lost Marcel. |
| [07:39.54] |
Oh,no! How? |
| [07:40.71] |
-He pooped in my shoe. -Which one? - |
| [07:43.01] |
The cute black ones I always wear. |
| [07:45.58] |
No,which one? |
| [07:47.85] |
The right or left? |
| [07:50.68] |
Because the left one is lucky. |
| [07:53.08] |
Come on! What am I gonna do? |
| [07:55.02] |
All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. |
| [07:58.89] |
Where do you go? |
| [08:01.19] |
It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things. |
| [08:08.10] |
I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. |
| [08:12.47] |
Oh,my God! Come on,you guys! |
| [08:15.37] |
He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me! |
| [08:18.08] |
Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest. |
| [08:22.55] |
What am I gonna do? |
| [08:24.15] |
You stay here and wait by the phone. |
| [08:26.82] |
Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. |
| [08:30.62] |
Does anybody want to trade? |
| [08:40.30] |
What do you want? |
| [08:41.93] |
Mr. Heckles,have you seen a monkey? |
| [08:45.50] |
I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? |
| [08:49.51] |
-Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it. - |
| [08:57.15] |
I saw Regis Philbin once. |
| [09:02.92] |
You owe me a waffle. |
| [09:06.42] |
He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face... |
| [09:10.19] |
...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. |
| [09:15.47] |
Thanks. |
| [09:18.37] |
How did it go today? |
| [09:23.11] |
Is that wine? |
| [09:25.18] |
You want some? |
| [09:26.91] |
Oh,I would love some. |
| [09:28.88] |
But let's not drink it here. |
| [09:31.45] |
I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark? |
| [09:39.09] |
Okay,but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast... |
| [09:44.83] |
... I kind of wanted to run something by you. … |
| [09:48.23] |
You know how we were talking before... |
| [09:51.00] |
...about relationships,and stuff. … |
| [09:54.04] |
-Oh,God,Ross,I cannot do this! -Okay,quick and painful. - |
| [10:07.02] |
Oh,God! |
| [10:08.52] |
Okay,all right. All right,okay. |
| [10:11.76] |
Please don't hate me. |
| [10:14.00] |
What? |
| [10:17.90] |
You know Marcel? |
| [10:23.23] |
I kind of lost him. |
| [10:41.09] |
I can't believe this. |
| [10:44.59] |
All I asked you to do was keep him in here! |
| [10:47.89] |
I know. I'm sorry. |
| [10:49.26] |
It's partially my fault. |
| [10:51.33] |
I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey. |
| [10:54.30] |
You should have started with a pencil. |
| [10:57.60] |
I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got |
| [11:04.78] |
-Who is it? -Animal Control. - |
| [11:06.81] |
-I've even got Animal Control. -You called Animal Control? - |
| [11:13.68] |
Why? Do you not like them? |
| [11:26.26] |
I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him,they'll take him away. |
| [11:31.57] |
Well,now,see, you never ever told us that. |
| [11:35.67] |
Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment! |
| [11:45.12] |
Thanks for coming. |
| [11:46.72] |
Somebody called about a monkey? |
| [11:49.09] |
You know,that was a complete misunderstanding. |
| [11:52.79] |
We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. |
| [11:55.59] |
-Turned out it was a hat. -Cat! |
| [11:59.76] |
We checked,no one's seen Marcel. |
| [12:02.63] |
-My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after? - |
| [12:07.87] |
Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... |
| [12:11.08] |
... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. |
| [12:14.78] |
Oh,my God! |
| [12:16.58] |
You'd put that poor little creature in jail? |
| [12:24.52] |
Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? |
| [12:29.93] |
Yes,but there isn't always time. |
| [12:35.83] |
I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. |
| [12:40.81] |
We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller. |
| [12:43.61] |
Oh,my God,you are! |
| [12:46.44] |
And you're Rachel Greene! |
| [12:49.78] |
Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? |
| [12:52.65] |
I sat behind you guys in homeroom. |
| [12:56.69] |
Luisa! Oh,my God! |
| [13:00.12] |
Monica! It's Luisa! |
| [13:04.83] |
I went there too! |
| [13:06.46] |
Luisa! From homeroom! |
| [13:10.57] |
You have no idea who I am,do you? |
| [13:13.54] |
-No. -Not at all. - |
| [13:15.44] |
Well,maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. |
| [13:20.28] |
Would it have been hard to say, "Morning,Luisa"... |
| [13:24.25] |
...or "Nice overalls"? |
| [13:31.16] |
Oh,I'm so sorry! |
| [13:39.26] |
But you. What a bitch! |
| [13:43.33] |
What? 什么? |
| [13:44.80] |
You know what? Be that as it may... |
| [13:47.44] |
...could you help us with the monkey thing,for old times'sake? |
| [13:51.74] |
Go,Bobcats! |
| [13:54.31] |
I could. But I won't. |
| [13:57.45] |
If I find that monkey,he's mine. |
| [14:05.86] |
Sorry. |
| [14:11.16] |
Marcel? |
| [14:12.86] |
Marcel? |
| [14:22.47] |
Hi,can I help you? |
| [14:28.48] |
We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something. |
| [14:33.85] |
-A monkey. -Yes,have you seen any? |
| [14:36.72] |
No,I haven't seen a monkey. |
| [14:39.36] |
Can you fix radiators? |
| [14:41.53] |
Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way? |
| [14:45.23] |
-Of course! -Oh. Then,no. - |
| [14:52.34] |
-Taste this. Is there too much rum? -Just a second. - |
| [14:56.47] |
-Hope you find your monkey. -No,wait! - |
| [15:00.51] |
We may not know about radiators... |
| [15:03.25] |
... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. |
| [15:11.72] |
Aren't we in the middle of something? |
| [15:14.29] |
But these women are very hot, and they need our help. |
| [15:18.90] |
And they're very hot! |
| [15:23.40] |
We can't,all right? |
| [15:25.17] |
We're sorry. |
| [15:26.77] |
You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey. |
| [15:30.88] |
He's this high and answers to the name Marcel. |
| [15:34.21] |
So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out. |
| [15:46.59] |
From now on,you don't get to talk to other people. |
| [15:58.77] |
-Oh,my God! -What? |
| [16:00.10] |
Something brushed up against my right leg. |
| [16:04.07] |
Oh,it's okay. It was just my left leg. |
| [16:08.71] |
Look,Phoebe! |
| [16:10.45] |
Oh,Marcel! Come here! |
| [16:12.75] |
Step aside,ladies. |
| [16:37.14] |
Damn! 坏了! |
| [16:38.41] |
-Are you okay? -I think so. |
| [16:50.15] |
Oh,gosh! |
| [17:02.67] |
We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone! |
| [17:06.70] |
-You don't know that. -It's cold,it's dark. - |
| [17:10.04] |
He doesn't know the Village! |
| [17:12.51] |
And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot! |
| [17:17.68] |
Thank you very much! |
| [17:19.15] |
I've said I'm sorry a million times. |
| [17:22.25] |
What do you want me to do? |
| [17:24.22] |
You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now. |
| [17:28.26] |
Oh,my God! There,are you happy now? |
| [17:31.93] |
Yeah,now that you kicked the sign... |
| [17:35.90] |
... I don't miss Marcel anymore! |
| [17:40.70] |
It's not like I did this on purpose. |
| [17:43.61] |
No,this is just vintage Rachel. |
| [17:52.85] |
...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and |
| [17:57.45] |
I don't want to hear it! Forget it,okay? |
| [18:01.53] |
What? 什么? |
| [18:06.23] |
Hey,banana man! |
| [18:14.74] |
This is so intense! |
| [18:16.34] |
One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. |
| [18:29.45] |
Hi! Did you order some bananas? |
| [18:31.92] |
-What about it? -Give me my monkey back! - |
| [18:34.66] |
-I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas? - |
| [18:38.20] |
Potassium. |
| [18:44.07] |
Okay,where is he? |
| [18:47.54] |
You're wasting your time. |
| [18:51.51] |
What? 什么? |
| [19:02.72] |
-What have you done to him? -That's my monkey. That's Patty. - |
| [19:08.73] |
Are you insane? Come here,Marcel. |
| [19:12.50] |
Come here,Patty. |
| [19:13.86] |
Come here,Marcel. |
| [19:15.87] |
Come here,Patty. |
| [19:17.10] |
Here,monkey. |
| [19:19.40] |
Here,monkey! |
| [19:20.67] |
Gotcha! |
| [19:23.01] |
-Give me my monkey back! -It's mine. - |
| [19:25.88] |
Take this up with the judge. |
| [19:28.08] |
That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever. |
| [19:32.85] |
All right,I want my monkey! |
| [19:38.16] |
You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat. |
| [19:43.69] |
In high school,I was prom queen... |
| [19:46.33] |
...and the homecoming queen and you... |
| [19:50.13] |
...were also there. |
| [19:52.87] |
But this isn't high school. We're all adults here! |
| [19:57.17] |
Heckles! Can I have this? |
| [20:00.68] |
For the most part. |
| [20:02.48] |
If you take this monkey,I'll lose an important person in my life. |
| [20:07.22] |
You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. |
| [20:11.56] |
You have a chance to be the bigger person here. |
| [20:19.93] |
No. |
| [20:21.67] |
All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her... |
| [20:26.37] |
...you shot my friend with a dart! |
| [20:36.55] |
It'll be nice to get this off, won't it? |
| [20:39.48] |
Or we can leave it on. That's fine. |
| [20:42.65] |
With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit. |
| [20:50.56] |
Listen,I'm sorry I was so hard on you before |
| [20:55.07] |
No,it was my fault. I almost lost your |
| [20:58.40] |
Yeah,but you got him back. You were great. |
| [21:06.54] |
We still have that bottle of wine. |
| [21:10.38] |
Are you in the mood for something grape? |
| [21:14.48] |
-Sure,that would be good. -All right. |
| [21:27.83] |
The neighbors must be vacuuming. |
| [21:37.27] |
Well,as long as we're here... |
| [21:42.41] |
...and not on the subject.... … |
| [21:45.62] |
I was thinking about... |
| [21:50.22] |
... how mad we got at each other before. … |
| [21:57.03] |
And maybe it was partially because of how we |
| [22:01.03] |
-Rachel? -Barry? |
| [22:03.17] |
I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy. |
| [22:07.87] |
I think I'm still in love with you. |
| [22:15.48] |
We have got to start locking that door! |
| [22:27.39] |
Show us! Come on! |
| [22:28.89] |
-lt was such a long time ago. -Okay,fine. All right. - |
| [22:33.03] |
This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids? |
| [22:37.53] |
That's because I'm in front of them. |
| [22:40.57] |
Big nun! |
| [22:43.14] |
I thought that was an alp. |
| [22:45.54] |
High school wasn't my favorite time. |
| [22:50.35] |
It was four years of parties, dating and sex and |
| [22:54.35] |
Well,I went to boarding school with 400 boys. |
| [22:58.02] |
Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. |
| [23:04.16] |
Doesn't it seem like a million years ago? |
| [23:11.60] |
My butt cheek is waking up! |
