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But when you throw in T anya.... |
| [06:23.-3] |
The sex of the baby,Ross. |
| [07:27.-3] |
I should probably just go. |
| [07:36.-2] |
Susan. |
| [09:42.-3] |
Oh,okay. |
| [10:44.-3] |
Well,you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. |
| [13:09.-2] |
-Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! -Not like that,I won't. |
| [13:37.-3] |
Are your weekends longer than two days? |
| [14:34.-1] |
-Oh,my God! -I know. -oh, |
| [16:12.-4] |
-l' m the one he hit on. -I unleashed him on you. - |
| [17:43.-2] |
We should go and see if she's okay. Just one second. |
| [20:43.-4] |
Come here. |
| [23:25.-4] |
I'll only use my left hand. |
| [00:57.07] |
No,no,we're done! |
| [01:01.21] |
The One With the Dozen Lasagnas |
| [01:47.22] |
Aunt Silv,stop yelling! |
| [01:49.79] |
If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna... |
| [01:52.92] |
... I would've made vegetarian lasagna. |
| [01:56.83] |
The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. |
| [02:01.47] |
Ross,did you really read all these baby books? |
| [02:04.67] |
You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus,no compass... |
| [02:09.64] |
...and I could find my way out like that! |
| [02:13.18] |
This is cool. |
| [02:14.51] |
It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. |
| [02:20.65] |
And we're done with the yogurt. |
| [02:24.59] |
Sorry. |
| [02:26.29] |
I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. |
| [02:29.86] |
What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? |
| [02:34.00] |
Nice talk,Aunt Silv. |
| [02:36.84] |
You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? |
| [02:40.44] |
Ross,listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? |
| [02:45.61] |
This is your baby. " Hi,Daddy. " |
| [02:48.25] |
Hello. |
| [02:49.75] |
" How come you don't live with Mommy? " |
| [02:54.19] |
" How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " |
| [03:02.03] |
"What's a lesbian? " |
| [03:09.17] |
Honey,you can say it. Poconos. |
| [03:11.54] |
Poconos. It's like " poke a nose. " |
| [03:18.01] |
Poke a nose. |
| [03:29.25] |
-So did I hear Poconos? -Yes. - |
| [03:32.06] |
My sister's giving us her place for the weekend. |
| [03:35.56] |
First weekend together. |
| [03:37.50] |
-It's a big step. -I know. - |
| [03:40.77] |
-It's just a weekend. Big deal. -Wasn't this supposed to be a fling? - |
| [03:45.57] |
Shouldn't it be... |
| [03:47.47] |
...flung by now? |
| [03:49.94] |
We are way past a "fling. " |
| [03:52.31] |
I' m feeling things I've read about in Danielle Steel books. |
| [03:56.55] |
When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... |
| [03:59.68] |
Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. … |
| [04:03.42] |
What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? |
| [04:07.79] |
I could call lmmigration. |
| [04:14.70] |
What? 什么? |
| [04:17.24] |
Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. |
| [04:21.71] |
Look,it's Abraham Lincoln. |
| [04:25.14] |
Oh,right! |
| [04:26.84] |
Go. Go! |
| [04:34.69] |
I love babies with their little baby shoes... |
| [04:38.49] |
...and their little baby toes and their little hands.... |
| [04:42.73] |
Okay,you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. |
| [04:56.37] |
Need a new table. |
| [04:58.54] |
You think? |
| [05:07.15] |
-Come on in. -Hello. |
| [05:09.55] |
I brought the books... |
| [05:11.49] |
...and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. |
| [05:15.06] |
Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat. |
| [05:21.23] |
I' m pretty sure that it is. |
| [05:28.14] |
Nineteen weeks,the breasts are starting to swell. |
| [05:33.08] |
According to the literature. |
| [05:35.45] |
-I got the results of the amnio. -T ell me. Is everything...? - |
| [05:39.35] |
-T otally and completely healthy. -That is great! - |
| [05:48.83] |
When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? |
| [05:51.80] |
That's our friend T anya. |
| [06:03.54] |
Of course,it's your friend T anya. |
| [06:08.21] |
-Don't you wanna know about the sex? -The sex? - |
| [06:13.48] |
I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. |
| [06:27.57] |
You know the sex of the baby? |
| [06:31.04] |
-Want to know? -No. |
| [06:32.84] |
I don't want to. Absolutely not. |
| [06:35.17] |
You shouldn't know until you look down there... |
| [06:38.44] |
...and see," Oh,there it is. " |
| [06:41.05] |
Or isn't. Or isn't. |
| [06:45.28] |
-Hello,Ross. -Susan. |
| [06:47.92] |
So? |
| [06:49.62] |
So did you hear? |
| [06:51.12] |
Yes,we did. Everything's A-Okay. |
| [06:53.42] |
Oh,that's so cool! |
| [06:57.30] |
It really is. |
| [06:59.03] |
Do we know? |
| [07:00.43] |
We certainly do. It's going to be a |
| [07:03.57] |
Hello? Hello? |
| [07:04.77] |
A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here. |
| [07:09.67] |
Well,is it what we thought it would be? |
| [07:19.45] |
What? 什么? |
| [07:21.49] |
What did we think it'd be? |
| [07:24.16] |
I don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. |
| [07:29.19] |
-Well,thanks for the books. -No problem. Okay. |
| [07:42.57] |
Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? |
| [07:50.78] |
Hello? |
| [07:54.19] |
Never mind. I don 't wanna know. |
| [07:57.49] |
Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? |
| [08:01.23] |
-That's the rule. -What rule? There's no rule. - |
| [08:05.30] |
-You owe me a table. -How did you get there? - |
| [08:09.00] |
It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. |
| [08:14.44] |
You knew about that? |
| [08:16.17] |
The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. |
| [08:21.21] |
How about if we split it? |
| [08:24.08] |
-What do you mean,buy it together? -Yeah. |
| [08:27.62] |
-Do you think we' re ready for that? -Why not? - |
| [08:31.92] |
It's a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? |
| [08:36.09] |
-You' re moving out? -l' m not. - |
| [08:38.43] |
-You'd tell me if you were,right? -Yes. - |
| [08:41.00] |
-It's just,with my last roommate -I know all about Kip. - |
| [08:45.64] |
We bought a hibachi,then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. |
| [08:50.94] |
Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? |
| [08:56.01] |
Oh,don't do that. |
| [09:03.79] |
There's changes in your schedule. |
| [09:06.12] |
Your 4:00 herbal massage is at 4:30. |
| [09:09.46] |
And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. |
| [09:12.83] |
Thanks. |
| [09:14.40] |
Oh,here comes your 3:00. |
| [09:16.53] |
I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! |
| [09:24.34] |
Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? |
| [09:29.35] |
Rachella tell me you... |
| [09:33.45] |
... massage? … |
| [09:34.92] |
Well,Rachella's right. |
| [09:43.53] |
I don't know what you just said, so let's start. |
| [09:48.27] |
I am... |
| [09:50.37] |
... being naked? |
| [09:52.80] |
That's your decision. Some people prefer to take off |
| [09:58.58] |
Being naked! |
| [10:01.18] |
I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know. |
| [10:05.38] |
If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know |
| [10:08.69] |
And Monica knows. |
| [10:11.46] |
How? I don't even know. |
| [10:13.32] |
Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. |
| [10:17.13] |
So what's it gonna be? |
| [10:22.10] |
-Oh,great! Now he knows. -l' m just excited about being an aunt. - |
| [10:26.80] |
Or an uncle. |
| [10:33.54] |
-Hey,Phoebe. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [10:35.88] |
Fine! |
| [10:40.08] |
-What's the matter? -Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. - |
| [10:48.03] |
Can we get some cappuccino over here? |
| [10:52.20] |
Oh,right! That's me! |
| [10:55.43] |
That table place closes at 7. Come on. |
| [10:58.77] |
Fine. |
| [11:01.84] |
What is it? |
| [11:04.24] |
-All right. You know Paolo? -l' m familiar with his work. |
| [11:09.51] |
He made a move on me. |
| [11:11.42] |
-The store will be open tomorrow. -More coffee,please. - |
| [11:16.69] |
Well,what happened? |
| [11:18.46] |
He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... |
| [11:26.73] |
-Oh,my God. -Are you sure? |
| [11:30.23] |
Oh,yeah. I' m sure. |
| [11:36.11] |
And all of a sudden,his hands weren't the problem anymore. |
| [11:44.52] |
Was it...? |
| [11:45.72] |
Boy Scouts could've camped under there. |
| [11:52.62] |
Wow. |
| [11:53.89] |
-What did you do? -I dealt with it like a professional. - |
| [12:04.00] |
" Ooh," what? |
| [12:05.80] |
ma Thurman. |
| [12:07.07] |
-The actress! -Uma Thurman! - |
| [12:10.44] |
Thanks,Rach. |
| [12:14.41] |
-What'll you do? -You have to tell her. - |
| [12:17.01] |
It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It's a feminist issue. |
| [12:21.89] |
Guys? |
| [12:23.22] |
-You have to. -Feminist issue? That's where I went. - |
| [12:28.66] |
-She is gonna hate me! -Yeah,well.... - |
| [12:38.94] |
Will you pick one? Just pick one. |
| [12:41.41] |
-Here,how about that one? -That's patio furniture. - |
| [12:45.94] |
So what? Like people will come in and think," Oh,l' m outside again. " |
| [12:50.55] |
Fine. |
| [12:52.22] |
What about the birds? |
| [12:55.09] |
I don't know. They don't say, " Hello,sit here. Eat something. " |
| [13:01.00] |
-You pick one. -Okay. How about the ladybugs? - |
| [13:04.40] |
Forget about the birds,but big red insects suggest fine dining. |
| [13:16.31] |
Kip would have liked the birds. |
| [13:29.42] |
-Hi,Pheebs. -What's going on? |
| [13:31.59] |
-Are you moving out? -l' m getting ready for the weekend. - |
| [13:40.36] |
These aren't all my suitcases. |
| [13:42.63] |
This one's Paolo's. |
| [13:47.37] |
-Rachel,can we talk for a sec? -Well,sure. |
| [13:51.48] |
Just for a sec,Paolo's on his way. |
| [14:06.22] |
We haven't known each other that long. |
| [14:09.13] |
There are three things you should know: |
| [14:12.06] |
One,my friends are the most important thing in my life. |
| [14:16.77] |
Two,I never lie. |
| [14:19.40] |
And three,I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. |
| [14:26.04] |
Okay. Thanks,Pheebs. ok, |
| [14:36.79] |
Why have I never tasted these? |
| [14:39.16] |
I don't make them a lot,because it's not fair to the other cookies. |
| [14:50.13] |
These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. |
| [14:53.50] |
-Which proves that I never lie. -I guess you don't. - |
| [14:57.58] |
Paolo made a pass at me. |
| [15:02.35] |
What do you think? |
| [15:03.81] |
It's the most beautiful table I've seen. |
| [15:06.88] |
I know. |
| [15:08.29] |
Will you balance plates on these heads? |
| [15:11.32] |
Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on! |
| [15:16.33] |
Heads up,Ross. |
| [15:18.03] |
Score! You suck! |
| [15:23.47] |
Are you okay? |
| [15:27.91] |
I need some mik. |
| [15:31.01] |
Okay. I've got milk. Ok, |
| [15:38.02] |
Here you go. |
| [15:48.00] |
Better? |
| [15:51.06] |
No. |
| [15:54.73] |
I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. |
| [16:00.27] |
And I was all," Oh,Paolo! He's so great! |
| [16:04.07] |
He makes me feel so" |
| [16:06.58] |
God! |
| [16:08.38] |
I' m so embarrassed! |
| [16:10.21] |
I' m so embarrassed. |
| [16:15.59] |
If I had never met him |
| [16:17.66] |
-l' m so sorry. -No,l' m sorry. |
| [16:20.00] |
-l' m sorry. -l' m sorry. Wait. - |
| [16:22.56] |
-What are we sorry about? -I don't know. |
| [16:25.33] |
Right. He's the pig. Right. He's the pig. |
| [16:27.53] |
-Such a pig! -Oh,God,he's such a pig! |
| [16:30.50] |
He's like a big disgusting pig.... |
| [16:34.24] |
-Pig man! -Yes,good! |
| [16:40.74] |
But he was my pig man! |
| [16:45.05] |
How did I not see this? |
| [16:48.79] |
Oh,I know! |
| [16:53.02] |
Because... |
| [16:55.06] |
... he's gorgeous. |
| [16:56.83] |
And he's charming. |
| [16:58.63] |
-And when he looks -Okay,Pheebs. |
| [17:01.53] |
The end. |
| [17:05.44] |
God. |
| [17:08.47] |
Should I not have told you? |
| [17:11.31] |
T rust me,it's much better that I know. |
| [17:17.88] |
But I just liked it better before. It was better. |
| [17:38.64] |
She took it pretty well. Paolo's over there now,so.... |
| [17:48.71] |
-Score! -Game! Nice! |
| [17:53.32] |
Come on,Pheebs. |
| [17:56.15] |
Well,it looks like we kicked your butts. |
| [17:59.32] |
She did. You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team. |
| [18:03.69] |
Come on. Two on one. |
| [18:05.33] |
Why are you here? She just broke up with him. |
| [18:08.17] |
It's time for you to swoop in. |
| [18:11.10] |
-What,now? -Yes. Now is when you swoop. |
| [18:14.07] |
When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. |
| [18:18.18] |
She's gotta know you' re everything he's not. You' re the anti-Paolo. |
| [18:24.65] |
My Catholic friend is right. |
| [18:26.78] |
She's distraught. You' re there for her. |
| [18:29.59] |
You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross. " |
| [18:42.27] |
-See this? See? -Hold it! Ascolta! |
| [18:48.27] |
-How's it going? -Don't stare. - |
| [18:50.37] |
She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there's gesturing and arm-waving. |
| [18:55.55] |
That is," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " |
| [19:01.15] |
Here he comes. |
| [19:13.30] |
I am... |
| [19:15.30] |
...to say goodbye. |
| [19:17.27] |
Okay,bye-bye. |
| [19:22.24] |
Paolo,I really hate you for what you did,but I still have five of these... |
| [19:27.78] |
...so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. |
| [19:35.42] |
I just wanna tell you,and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say.... |
| [19:46.86] |
Oh,just look at her. |
| [19:49.07] |
Guys,I think only one of us should go... |
| [19:51.80] |
-...so she's not overwhelmed. -Right. - |
| [19:54.34] |
And I really think it should be me. |
| [20:13.56] |
You all right? |
| [20:15.93] |
I've been better. |
| [20:19.20] |
I don't believe this. |
| [20:21.77] |
I wasn't supposed to care about this guy. |
| [20:25.04] |
It was just supposed to be this big,fun,ltalian thing. |
| [20:30.47] |
Someday I could look back and say, "That was a big,fun,ltalian thing. " |
| [20:36.85] |
It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over. |
| [20:51.36] |
Listen... |
| [20:53.06] |
...you deserve so much better than him. |
| [20:56.33] |
I mean,you... |
| [20:58.67] |
...should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. |
| [21:06.54] |
What? |
| [21:08.51] |
I' m so sick of guys! |
| [21:11.92] |
I don't want to look at or think about another guy. |
| [21:16.79] |
I don't even want to be near another guy. |
| [21:26.93] |
Ross,you' re so great. |
| [21:41.01] |
-Are you all right? -Are you okay? |
| [21:43.68] |
-Medium. Any cookies left? -Yeah. |
| [21:50.55] |
See,Rach... |
| [21:52.09] |
... I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. |
| [21:56.69] |
What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. |
| [22:03.03] |
I just need to be by myself for a while. |
| [22:05.94] |
-I just gotta figure out what I want. -No,no. - |
| [22:10.34] |
See,because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. |
| [22:14.51] |
No,I know. I know. |
| [22:16.65] |
And l' m sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one. |
| [22:21.72] |
-What? -What? |
| [22:26.46] |
I' m having a boy? |
| [22:28.76] |
No. |
| [22:31.03] |
No. In fact,you' re not having a boy. |
| [22:35.10] |
I' m having a boy. |
| [22:38.47] |
-Huh? Am I having a boy? -You' re having a boy! - |
| [22:42.67] |
I' m having a boy! |
| [22:44.11] |
-l' m having a boy! -What is it? |
| [22:46.38] |
I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! |
| [22:52.75] |
We already knew that! |
| [22:57.72] |
I' m having a son. |
| [23:07.60] |
Yes! And that would be a shutdown! |
| [23:10.53] |
Shutout! |
| [23:15.24] |
Where you going? One more game! |
| [23:18.04] |
-It's 2:30 in the morning. -Yeah,get out! |
| [23:21.75] |
You guys always hang out in my apartment. |
| [23:27.62] |
Come on,wussies! |
| [23:33.46] |
All right! Okay! I gotta go! |
| [23:36.19] |
I' m going. |
| [23:37.79] |
And l' m gone. |
| [23:42.07] |
-One more game? -Oh,yeah. |
