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Really,really awful. |
| [03:45.-2] |
Chandler,you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays? |
| [04:35.-4] |
...ooh,ooh,lesbian life partner. |
| [05:23.-2] |
Wow,you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. |
| [06:12.-1] |
Yeah,all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. |
| [06:44.-4] |
If she's talking to it,I just think I should get some belly time too. |
| [08:19.-1] |
-I'm 9 years old. -I hate this story! - |
| [08:56.-4] |
They don't They don't come in these. |
| [12:02.-2] |
I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. |
| [15:05.-4] |
Okay. Okay |
| [16:59.-3] |
How's it going? |
| [19:39.-3] |
Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! |
| [21:14.-4] |
All right,Ugly Naked Guy! |
| [22:42.-2] |
...we wouldn't be together. |
| [00:07.15] |
Terry,I know I haven't worked here very long but would it be possible... |
| [00:12.49] |
...if I got a $1 00 advance on my salary? |
| [00:16.16] |
An advance? |
| [00:17.66] |
So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. |
| [00:20.80] |
Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. |
| [00:25.14] |
But I've started this independent thing... |
| [00:28.37] |
...which is actually why I took this "job. " |
| [00:33.04] |
Rachel,Rachel,sweetheart! |
| [00:36.61] |
You' re a terrible,terrible waitress. |
| [00:44.02] |
I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. |
| [00:49.19] |
But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better. |
| [00:53.70] |
I really do. |
| [00:56.13] |
-Does anybody need coffee? -Yeah,over here. - |
| [01:02.64] |
Look at that. |
| [01:04.01] |
The One Where Underdog Gets Away |
| [01:52.52] |
Excuse me,sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. |
| [01:56.29] |
Do you think there's a possibility that you could advance me my tips? |
| [02:02.77] |
Okay,okay. That's fine. Fine. Sorry about that spill before! |
| [02:09.31] |
Only 98.50 to go! |
| [02:12.74] |
Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? |
| [02:17.68] |
-What? No,they're not. -Yes,the Blymans invited them. - |
| [02:21.89] |
You' re wrong. |
| [02:24.32] |
-I am not wrong. -You' re wrong. - |
| [02:28.13] |
No,I just talked to them. |
| [02:31.56] |
I' m calling Mom. |
| [02:38.00] |
-Hey,hey. -Hey! |
| [02:41.74] |
And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup? |
| [02:48.08] |
Yes,I am. As of today,I'm officially Joey T ribbiani,actor/model. |
| [02:54.32] |
That's funny. I was thinking you look more like,Joey T ribbiani,man/woman. |
| [03:01.00] |
-What were you modeling for? -Posters for the free clinic. - |
| [03:05.06] |
So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys? |
| [03:08.83] |
-The asthma guy's really cute. -Know which one you'll be? - |
| [03:13.07] |
No,but I hear Lyme disease is open,so you know.... |
| [03:17.38] |
-Good luck,man. I hope you get it. -Thanks. - |
| [03:24.58] |
You were right. How can they do this? It's Thanksgiving! |
| [03:28.82] |
What if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's. |
| [03:33.56] |
Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps? |
| [03:37.40] |
They're not actually supposed to I'll work on the lumps. |
| [03:42.80] |
-Joey,you' re going home? -Yeah. |
| [03:50.11] |
-Every single one of them. -Phoebe,you'll be with your grandma? - |
| [03:54.68] |
And her boyfriend. |
| [03:56.25] |
We're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar. |
| [04:03.76] |
So you're free Thursday then? |
| [04:07.19] |
-Yeah. Oh,can I come? |
| [04:11.20] |
-Rach,are you gonna make it to Vail? -Absolutely. Shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [04:16.67] |
-Only $1 02 to go. -I thought it was 98. 50? - |
| [04:20.51] |
Yeah,well,it was,but l I broke a cup,so.... |
| [04:24.91] |
-Well,l' m off to Carol's. -Ooh,ooh,why don't we invite her? |
| [04:30.28] |
Ooh,ooh,because she's my ex-wife and will want to bring her... |
| [04:46.66] |
Hi. Is Carol here? |
| [04:49.03] |
-No,she's at a faculty meeting. -I just came by to pick up my skull. - |
| [04:54.74] |
Well,not mine,but.... |
| [04:58.48] |
-Come in. -Thanks. |
| [05:00.45] |
Carol borrowed it,and I have to get it back to the museum. |
| [05:04.85] |
-What's it look like? -Kind of like a big face without skin. - |
| [05:10.59] |
Yes. I'm familiar with the concept. |
| [05:15.19] |
-We can just look for it. -Okay. - |
| [05:30.78] |
Well,you know, you have to take a course. |
| [05:36.01] |
Otherwise they don't let you do it. |
| [05:46.76] |
Hey,Yertle the Turtle! A classic. |
| [05:50.73] |
Actually,I'm reading it to the baby. |
| [05:55.70] |
The baby that hasn't been born yet? |
| [05:59.00] |
Wouldn't that mean you're crazy? |
| [06:03.94] |
You don't think they can hear sounds in there? |
| [06:07.48] |
You' re not serious? I mean,you really talk to it? |
| [06:19.52] |
Well,that's just Do you talk about me? |
| [06:24.73] |
-Yeah. All the time. -Really? |
| [06:28.10] |
But,we just refer to you as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. |
| [06:49.49] |
Not that I believe this. |
| [06:51.66] |
I believe it. I think the baby can hear everything. |
| [06:55.53] |
-Really? -I'll show you. This'll seem weird. - |
| [06:58.63] |
But you put your head inside this turkey... |
| [07:02.43] |
...and we'll all talk and you'll hear everything we say. |
| [07:07.44] |
I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment. |
| [07:12.14] |
In fact,I'd very much like to butter your head. |
| [07:19.32] |
-Hey. -Rach,did you make your money? |
| [07:22.22] |
No,not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. |
| [07:26.32] |
Forget shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [07:31.70] |
-Rach,here's your mail. -Thanks. You can put it on the table. |
| [07:37.30] |
No. Here's your mail! |
| [07:41.74] |
Thanks. You can put it on the table! |
| [07:45.94] |
Would you just open it! |
| [07:50.35] |
Oh,my God! You guys are great! |
| [07:55.89] |
We all chipped in. |
| [07:58.36] |
-We did? -You owe me $20. |
| [08:01.23] |
Thank you. Thank you so much! |
| [08:04.00] |
Chandler,got your traditional holiday feast. T omato soup... |
| [08:08.10] |
...grilled-cheese fixings and a family-size bag of Funyuns. |
| [08:12.34] |
This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday? |
| [08:22.41] |
We've finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have... |
| [08:26.88] |
...a mouthful of pumpkin pie. … |
| [08:29.25] |
And then my parents tell me they're getting divorced. |
| [08:33.19] |
Oh,my God! |
| [08:34.73] |
Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. |
| [08:42.80] |
What's this? I never saw this at Mom's. |
| [08:46.74] |
-It's a yam. -Hello.... - . |
| [08:50.41] |
This isn't a yam. Yam comes in purple cans. |
| [08:59.75] |
Ross,don't take this the wrong way or anything,but back off. |
| [09:18.20] |
Hi. Hi |
| [09:20.67] |
-We used to work together. -We did? - |
| [09:23.61] |
Yeah,at Macy's. You' re the Obsession girl,right? |
| [09:27.38] |
-Yes. -I was the Aramis guy. - |
| [09:31.35] |
-Aramis. Aramis. Aramis. -Yeah,right! |
| [09:37.22] |
-You' re the best in the business. -Get out. - |
| [09:40.79] |
You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. |
| [09:46.03] |
Really? You don't know what that means to me. |
| [09:51.94] |
You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? |
| [09:56.84] |
Nothing. |
| [10:07.59] |
-Listen,do you wanna go get a drink? -Yeah,that would be - |
| [10:14.33] |
-What's wrong? -I have to do something. - |
| [10:18.13] |
What? |
| [10:21.93] |
-Leave. -Wait,wait,wait! |
| [11:08.28] |
So I guess you all saw it. |
| [11:10.72] |
-What? -Saw what? |
| [11:12.25] |
No,we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. |
| [11:35.84] |
Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. |
| [11:41.48] |
"T onight,on a very special Blossom. " |
| [11:53.19] |
Looking good! Okay! |
| [11:55.13] |
Cider's mulling,turkey's turkeying, yams are yamming.... |
| [12:00.33] |
What? |
| [12:06.94] |
Get out and stop annoying me! |
| [12:09.51] |
Oh,that's closer. oh, |
| [12:12.78] |
I got the tickets! |
| [12:14.75] |
Five hours from now, shoop,shoop,shoop! |
| [12:19.05] |
-Oh,you must stop shooping. -Okay,l' m gonna get my stuff. |
| [12:23.75] |
Will you come in? |
| [12:25.49] |
I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. |
| [12:29.93] |
Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! |
| [12:39.80] |
We laughed when you did it with the stuffing,but that's not funny. |
| [12:45.11] |
Hey,Monica,I got a question. I don't see any T ator T ots. |
| [12:49.65] |
-That's not a question. -My mom makes them. It's a tradition. - |
| [12:54.45] |
You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! |
| [13:00.49] |
I mean,it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease. |
| [13:07.90] |
All right. Fine. |
| [13:09.47] |
Tonight's potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots. |
| [13:17.44] |
All right,I'm off to talk to my unborn child. |
| [13:22.28] |
Okay,Mom never hit. Ok, |
| [13:28.69] |
Okay,all done. Ok, |
| [13:31.09] |
Phoebe,did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! |
| [13:36.29] |
Oh,l' m sorry! I just |
| [13:38.20] |
I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. |
| [13:43.63] |
Why do that? |
| [13:45.20] |
Because then they'd be just like my mom used to make it,before she died. |
| [13:52.08] |
Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up. |
| [13:57.25] |
Okay. Goodbye,you guys! Thanks for everything! Ok, |
| [14:01.22] |
Oh,God,look at Sorry! I'm so sorry. |
| [14:06.49] |
An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! |
| [14:10.56] |
-The balloon? -No,no,the actual cartoon character. - |
| [14:15.60] |
Of course the balloon! |
| [14:18.54] |
He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. Macy |
| [14:23.51] |
-I'm going to the roof. Who's with me? -I can't! - |
| [14:27.34] |
An 80-foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? |
| [14:31.58] |
Almost never. |
| [14:33.62] |
-Got the keys? -Okay. |
| [14:41.43] |
Anytime you' re ready. |
| [14:43.86] |
Okay. Okay,here we go. |
| [14:52.20] |
Okay. Where am I talking to here? |
| [14:56.37] |
There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage,but.... |
| [15:02.08] |
Just aim for the bump. |
| [15:06.82] |
Okay. Okay. Okay,here goes. |
| [15:17.90] |
You know,I can't do this. This is |
| [15:21.87] |
It's too weird. I feel stupid. |
| [15:25.00] |
It's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it. |
| [15:29.81] |
Hello,baby. Hello. Hello. |
| [15:34.58] |
the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! |
| [15:38.85] |
But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. |
| [15:43.52] |
Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... |
| [15:47.69] |
...and juicy on the inside. … |
| [15:50.46] |
Why are we standing here? |
| [15:52.46] |
We're waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys. - |
| [15:56.70] |
No,I don't. |
| [15:59.17] |
Yes,you do. When we left, you said,"Got the keys. " |
| [16:03.54] |
No,I didn't. I asked,"Got the keys? " |
| [16:08.65] |
No,no,no. You said,"Got the keys! " |
| [16:11.92] |
Do either of you have the keys? |
| [16:16.09] |
-The oven is on! -I've gotta get my ticket! - |
| [16:19.22] |
-Wait! We have a copy of your key. -Get it! - |
| [16:22.46] |
That tone won't make me go any faster. |
| [16:25.60] |
-Joey. -That one will. |
| [16:30.53] |
And everyone's telling me, "You gotta pick a major. " |
| [16:35.64] |
So on a dare,I picked paleontology. |
| [16:40.44] |
And you have no idea what I'm saying, because,face it,you' re a fetus. |
| [16:47.28] |
You're happy you don't have gills anymore. |
| [16:51.56] |
You don't have to talk to it. You can sing |
| [16:54.83] |
Please. I am not singing to your stomach,okay? |
| [17:01.10] |
Here we come |
| [17:03.07] |
Walking down the street |
| [17:05.50] |
Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet |
| [17:09.57] |
Hey,hey |
| [17:14.01] |
-Hey,did you just feel that? -I did. |
| [17:17.08] |
-Does it always? -That was the first. - |
| [17:20.08] |
IKeep singing! IKeep singing! |
| [17:22.35] |
Hey,hey,you 're my baby And I can 't wait to meet you |
| [17:26.89] |
When you come out I'll buy you a bagel Then we 'll go to the zoo |
| [17:31.60] |
-lt did it again! -I felt it that time! - |
| [17:34.40] |
Hey,hey,I'm your daddy I'm the one without any breasts “ |
| [17:42.77] |
This is great. It's 5:00. My plane is pulling away from the gate. |
| [17:47.44] |
-Maybe you can take a later flight. -There is none. - |
| [17:51.08] |
-You can go tomorrow. -T omorrow is not Thanksgiving! - |
| [17:55.02] |
If l' m gonna cheer you up, you have to meet me halfway. |
| [18:00.12] |
Can you go any faster? |
| [18:02.16] |
I got one keyhole and a zillion keys! You do the math. |
| [18:06.43] |
Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? |
| [18:10.17] |
For an emergency just like this. |
| [18:13.40] |
All right. Listen,smirky! |
| [18:16.17] |
If not for your stupid balloon, I'd be on a plane... |
| [18:20.11] |
...watching a woman do this... right now. But l' m not! … |
| [18:25.22] |
You said you had the keys! |
| [18:27.25] |
No,I didn't! I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys! |
| [18:32.06] |
That's it! Enough with the keys. No one say keys! |
| [18:38.16] |
Why would I have the keys?! |
| [18:41.07] |
-Aside from the fact you said you did? -I didn't! - |
| [18:44.54] |
-You should've. -Why? |
| [18:46.07] |
-Because! -Why? |
| [18:47.27] |
Everything's my responsibility? Isn't it enough that l' m making dinner? |
| [18:52.24] |
Everyone wants a different kind of potato,so I'm making them. |
| [18:56.68] |
Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! |
| [19:01.85] |
No! No! |
| [19:03.89] |
Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions,and Mario gets his T ots |
| [19:09.09] |
It's my first Thanksgiving,and l |
| [19:13.40] |
It's all burnt,and I can't.... |
| [19:18.07] |
Monica,only dogs can hear you now. Look,the door's open. Here we go. |
| [19:28.78] |
-All right,Chandler,don't lose this. -No - |
| [19:35.69] |
Well,the turkey's burnt! |
| [19:43.83] |
Here we come |
| [19:45.86] |
Walking down the |
| [19:49.90] |
This doesn't smell like Mom's. |
| [19:54.07] |
It doesn't,does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go,buddy. You got one! |
| [20:00.28] |
-Don't yell at me. You burned dinner! -Hey,don't make her squeak again! - |
| [20:06.15] |
God,this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. |
| [20:11.76] |
We all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice! |
| [20:16.06] |
Oh,really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner? |
| [20:21.43] |
-You call that delicious? -You be quiet! - |
| [20:26.10] |
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! |
| [20:28.81] |
Now this feels like Thanksgiving. |
| [20:37.71] |
Skiing. |
| [20:40.22] |
Shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [20:44.39] |
Shoop. |
| [20:47.59] |
-Eww. -What? |
| [20:49.59] |
Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. |
| [20:54.16] |
-Who cares? -He just sat in gravy. - |
| [20:59.90] |
Oh,my God! He's not alone. |
| [21:03.17] |
Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. |
| [21:09.05] |
I gotta see this! |
| [21:16.69] |
Ugly naked dancing! |
| [21:20.02] |
It's nice that he has someone. |
| [21:33.57] |
Shall I carve? |
| [21:35.54] |
-By all means. -All right. - |
| [21:42.68] |
Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese? |
| [21:46.45] |
I don't even want to know about the dark cheese. |
| [21:50.32] |
-Does anybody wanna split this? -I will. - |
| [21:53.09] |
-You guys have to make a wish. -Make a wish? |
| [21:56.69] |
Come on,you know,Thanksgiving. |
| [22:03.57] |
You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? |
| [22:07.44] |
The bigger half. |
| [22:11.38] |
All right,I'd like to propose a toast. |
| [22:14.31] |
A little toast here. Ding,ding! |
| [22:16.91] |
This isn't the Thanksgiving you planned... |
| [22:19.82] |
...but for me, this has been really great. |
| [22:24.00] |
I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. |
| [22:31.43] |
If you'd gone to Vail or if you had been with your family... |
| [22:35.80] |
...or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff... |
| [22:44.14] |
I guess what l' m trying to say is that... |
| [22:47.11] |
... I' m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. |
| [22:52.78] |
-That's so sweet! -Thank you. |
| [22:58.16] |
-Here's to a lousy Christmas! -And a crappy New Year! - |
| [23:01.93] |
-Hear,hear! -Hear,hear! - |
