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You' re nice Oh,God. |
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I wanted to go out with her too. |
| [03:08.-2] |
I think this is gonna work for you. |
| [08:27.-4] |
Want this? |
| [12:19.-4] |
Brian's a little out of your league. |
| [13:16.-2] |
-How about these? -That's really a day shoe. - |
| [13:24.-1] |
Could we see something in a slimmer heel? |
| [14:29.-1] |
You guys ready? |
| [18:56.-1] |
1 7-1 4,Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. |
| [00:06.58] |
Hey,gorgeous! How's it going? |
| [00:09.12] |
Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. |
| [00:12.66] |
Does it get better than this? |
| [00:15.33] |
Question: Are you dating anyone? |
| [00:17.76] |
I met somebody who would be perfect for you. |
| [00:21.07] |
Perfect might be a problem. |
| [00:23.47] |
Had you said codependent or self-destructive.... |
| [00:27.67] |
-You want a date Saturday? -Yes,please. - |
| [00:31.91] |
He is cute. |
| [00:33.31] |
-He's funny. He's -He's a he? |
| [00:35.68] |
Well,yeah. |
| [00:37.42] |
Oh,God! I just |
| [00:42.69] |
Good,Shelly. I' m gonna flush myself down the toilet now. |
| [00:46.66] |
Okay. Bye-bye. |
| [00:50.10] |
The One Where Nana Dies Twice |
| [01:37.41] |
It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? |
| [01:41.61] |
Can you believe she actually thought that? |
| [01:46.28] |
Yeah. |
| [01:49.59] |
When I first met you, I thought maybe... |
| [01:52.36] |
... possibly... |
| [01:53.69] |
...you might be. … |
| [01:55.86] |
You did? |
| [01:57.06] |
You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... |
| [02:00.90] |
...so I figured maybe not. … |
| [02:04.17] |
Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? |
| [02:09.27] |
-I did. -I think so,yeah. - |
| [02:13.11] |
-Not me. -No,no,me neither. - |
| [02:16.05] |
Although back in college, Susan Saladore did. |
| [02:19.65] |
You' re kidding. |
| [02:21.59] |
-Did you tell her I wasn't? -No. - |
| [02:27.76] |
I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman... |
| [02:33.60] |
...who also liked her. |
| [02:40.00] |
Well,this is fascinating. |
| [02:42.67] |
So what is it about me? |
| [02:45.14] |
I don't know. You' re smart,you' re funny.... |
| [02:48.61] |
So is Ross. Ever think that about him? |
| [02:51.35] |
-Yeah,right! -What is it? - |
| [02:56.00] |
I don't know. You just You have a quality. |
| [02:59.39] |
-Yes,exactly. -Yeah,a quality. |
| [03:02.66] |
"A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. |
| [03:10.64] |
-Excuse me? -Sure,sure. - |
| [03:13.00] |
Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down... |
| [03:18.18] |
...you' re like a stealth heterosexual. … |
| [03:32.36] |
-It's Paolo calling from Rome. -Oh,my God! Calling from Rome! - |
| [03:42.30] |
So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. |
| [03:45.80] |
Just gotta go to Rome. |
| [03:50.01] |
Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? |
| [03:53.24] |
I'm talking to Rome. |
| [03:55.65] |
I'm talking to Rome. |
| [03:58.42] |
Hey,Dad. What's up? |
| [04:02.02] |
Oh,God. |
| [04:04.79] |
Ross,it's Nana. |
| [04:18.00] |
-How you doing? -Hey,Dad. |
| [04:22.47] |
So how is she doing? |
| [04:25.28] |
The doctor says it's a matter of hours. |
| [04:28.31] |
-How are you,Mom? -Me? I' m fine,fine. |
| [04:31.32] |
I' m glad you' re here. |
| [04:35.19] |
-What's with your hair? -What? |
| [04:38.39] |
-What's different? -Nothing. - |
| [04:41.16] |
Oh,maybe that's it. |
| [04:44.00] |
-She's unbelievable. Her mother's -Okay,relax. - |
| [04:47.30] |
We' re gonna be here a while. |
| [04:49.80] |
We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. |
| [04:53.17] |
Oh,God! |
| [05:01.28] |
The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. |
| [05:05.58] |
Yeah,they were gross. |
| [05:08.55] |
You know what I love? |
| [05:10.56] |
Her Sweet 'N Lows. |
| [05:12.62] |
How she was always stealing them from restaurants. |
| [05:16.06] |
Not just from restaurants, from our house. |
| [05:19.86] |
Mrs. Geller? |
| [05:26.57] |
She looks so small. |
| [05:28.34] |
I know. |
| [05:30.51] |
Well,at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phylis now. |
| [05:34.18] |
Aunt Phylis is dead? |
| [05:36.18] |
Yeah,for like six years. |
| [05:38.62] |
Where were? Can we focus,please? - |
| [05:52.70] |
Goodbye,Nana. |
| [06:01.64] |
Bye,Nana. |
| [06:09.21] |
Nurse! |
| [06:11.82] |
What is going on? |
| [06:13.92] |
You know how the nurse said Nana had passed? |
| [06:17.00] |
Well,she's not quite. |
| [06:20.06] |
What? |
| [06:21.26] |
She's not passed! She's present! She's back! |
| [06:25.36] |
What's going on? |
| [06:26.73] |
She may have died. |
| [06:29.20] |
She may have died? |
| [06:30.80] |
We're looking into it. |
| [06:34.04] |
I'll go see. |
| [06:38.58] |
This almost never happens. |
| [06:57.76] |
Now she's passed. |
| [07:09.67] |
I just have to know,okay? |
| [07:12.44] |
Is it my hair? |
| [07:14.28] |
Yes,that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. |
| [07:17.58] |
Yeah,you have homosexual hair. |
| [07:26.69] |
So did she...? |
| [07:28.56] |
Twice. |
| [07:31.30] |
-Twice? -Oh,that sucks. |
| [07:35.90] |
-You guys okay? -I don't know. It's weird. - |
| [07:39.37] |
I know she's gone, but I just don't feel.... |
| [07:43.21] |
Maybe she's not really gone. |
| [07:45.28] |
No,no,she's gone. |
| [07:47.71] |
We checked. |
| [07:49.45] |
A lot. |
| [07:51.88] |
No,I mean,maybe no one ever really goes. |
| [07:55.02] |
Ever since my mom died, every now and then... |
| [07:58.12] |
... I get this feeling that she's right here,you know? … |
| [08:06.00] |
And Debbie,my friend from junior high... |
| [08:08.77] |
...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. |
| [08:13.24] |
I always get this strong Debbie vibe... |
| [08:15.91] |
...when I use a little yellow pencil. … |
| [08:23.51] |
-I miss her. -Here,Pheebs. - |
| [08:28.19] |
-Oh,thanks. -Sure. - |
| [08:30.49] |
I just sharpened her this morning. |
| [08:35.03] |
I don't believe any of that. When you' re dead... |
| [08:38.30] |
...you' re dead. You' re gone. You' re worm food. |
| [08:45.10] |
So Chandler looks gay,huh? |
| [08:51.08] |
I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. |
| [09:00.22] |
Dad,let's just make a decision. |
| [09:03.29] |
You're right. It's going into the ground. |
| [09:06.39] |
We should get the most basic thing. |
| [09:09.19] |
"The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. " “ |
| [09:14.73] |
Dad,we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea. |
| [09:18.74] |
This is why your mother buys my clothes. |
| [09:21.87] |
I hate to shop. I hate it. |
| [09:25.08] |
Isn't this more about the fact that... |
| [09:27.91] |
...once you decide,it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone? |
| [09:33.35] |
No,I really hate to shop. |
| [09:41.89] |
-I thought it'd be a closed casket. -lt doesn't mean she can't look nice. - |
| [09:52.10] |
Sweetie,you think you can get in there? |
| [09:55.11] |
I don't see why not. |
| [10:16.03] |
Here's my retainer. |
| [10:26.64] |
I was just thinking... |
| [10:28.71] |
-...when my time comes -Dad. -… |
| [10:30.84] |
Listen to me. |
| [10:33.78] |
When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. |
| [10:40.18] |
You what? 什么? |
| [10:42.09] |
I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. |
| [10:47.53] |
Define "fun. " |
| [10:49.03] |
Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat,pack a lunch.... |
| [10:53.50] |
And then we throw your body in the water. Gee,that does sound fun. |
| [10:58.00] |
Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I'm so predictable. |
| [11:03.17] |
Maybe after I'm gone,they'll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? " |
| [11:11.25] |
That's probably what they'll say. |
| [11:13.88] |
I'd like that. |
| [11:27.40] |
-Hey,gorgeous |
| [11:29.93] |
Look,l' m sorry about yesterday. |
| [11:33.00] |
Don't worry. Apparently,other people have made the same mistake. |
| [11:38.51] |
Okay. Phew! 好吧,咻! |
| [11:43.05] |
So,what do you think it is about me? |
| [11:46.88] |
I don't know what. |
| [11:48.29] |
You just have... |
| [11:50.39] |
-...a quality. -A quality. Great. |
| [11:52.79] |
It's a shame. You and Lowell would've made a great couple. |
| [11:58.30] |
Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? |
| [12:02.80] |
What? He's cute. |
| [12:04.17] |
Well,yeah. |
| [12:05.84] |
He's no Brian in Payroll. |
| [12:10.88] |
Is Brian? |
| [12:12.18] |
I don't know. If you were gonna set me up... |
| [12:15.45] |
... I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. |
| [12:26.56] |
Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? |
| [12:33.46] |
Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. |
| [12:38.44] |
I'm really not. |
| [12:41.27] |
This one? |
| [12:46.91] |
I've shown you every dress we have. |
| [12:49.41] |
Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... |
| [12:53.88] |
...go with the burgundy. |
| [12:56.65] |
Whatever we pick,she'd say it's the wrong one. |
| [13:00.22] |
Right. We'll go with the burgundy. |
| [13:02.69] |
A fine choice. I'm coming out. |
| [13:05.66] |
Wait! We need shoes. |
| [13:19.51] |
Where she's going everyone else will be dressier? |
| [13:31.19] |
I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. |
| [13:36.26] |
I can show you something silver that may work. |
| [13:40.30] |
-No,it really should be burgundy. -Unless we go with a different dress. - |
| [13:45.20] |
No,no,no. Watch this. |
| [13:47.40] |
Wait,I may have something in the back. |
| [14:03.49] |
Oh,my God. |
| [14:05.26] |
Is everything all right? |
| [14:09.83] |
Just Nana's stuff. |
| [14:30.78] |
Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up. |
| [14:33.85] |
-Know my ears aren't my best feature? -Some days it's all I can think about. - |
| [14:39.49] |
I' m sorry l' m late. I couldn't find my bearings. |
| [14:43.09] |
You mean your earrings? |
| [14:45.16] |
What did I say? |
| [14:48.50] |
-Are these the shoes? -Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly. - |
| [14:52.27] |
What? We don't have shoes here? |
| [14:57.44] |
-Morning. We ready to go? -Don't we look nice all dressed up? - |
| [15:03.35] |
It's stuff like that,isn't it? |
| [15:17.29] |
-lt was a really beautiful service. -lt really was. - |
| [15:22.67] |
Come here,sweetheart. |
| [15:27.81] |
You know,I think it's time for you to start using night cream. |
| [15:38.92] |
What? 什么? |
| [15:40.12] |
Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger. |
| [15:44.92] |
-Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. -You're watching football at a funeral? - |
| [15:50.86] |
No,it's the pre-game. I' m gonna watch it at the reception. |
| [15:55.50] |
You're a frightening,frightening man. |
| [15:58.90] |
Oh,no! My new Paolo shoes! |
| [16:02.44] |
I hope they're not ruined. |
| [16:08.01] |
God,what a great day! |
| [16:11.42] |
What? Weather-wise. |
| [16:14.85] |
I know. |
| [16:16.85] |
The air,the trees. |
| [16:19.86] |
Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost life |
| [16:26.03] |
Ross,are you okay? |
| [16:28.20] |
No,l' m fine. |
| [16:30.77] |
Just... |
| [16:32.57] |
... having my worst fear realized,but.... … |
| [16:43.25] |
I' m just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. |
| [16:47.89] |
-What? What is it? -You missed a belt loop. - |
| [16:52.82] |
Okay,it's in spasm. |
| [16:56.13] |
Here,sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident. |
| [17:00.56] |
Thanks,Mom. |
| [17:10.01] |
Sorry. |
| [17:12.04] |
Hi,l' m Andrea. |
| [17:14.04] |
I'm Dorothy's daughter. |
| [17:16.21] |
Hi,I'm Chandler,and I have no idea who Dorothy is. |
| [17:22.75] |
Look who's up! |
| [17:25.76] |
-How do you feel? -I feel great. |
| [17:31.13] |
I feel great. I feel great. |
| [17:35.00] |
Wow,those pills really worked. |
| [17:37.40] |
Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two.... |
| [17:43.84] |
I love you guys. |
| [17:47.14] |
You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. |
| [17:50.81] |
I love Pheebs. |
| [17:53.85] |
That's so nice. |
| [17:58.02] |
I love you,man. |
| [18:00.92] |
And listen, if you wanna be gay,be gay! |
| [18:06.70] |
It doesn't matter to me. |
| [18:10.17] |
You were right. |
| [18:24.65] |
I do love you. |
| [18:26.58] |
Oh,Ross. I love you too. |
| [18:30.32] |
Oh,no,I really love you. |
| [18:35.13] |
I really love you. |
| [18:39.26] |
Oh,you don't get it! |
| [18:47.60] |
-What do you got there? -Just a hearing disability. - |
| [18:53.51] |
What's the score? |
| [18:59.32] |
Beautiful! |
| [19:09.29] |
Pheebs,could you maybe hand me a cracker? |
| [19:15.27] |
Your grandmother would've hated this. |
| [19:18.40] |
Sure. What with it being her funeral and all. |
| [19:23.57] |
No,I'd be hearing about... |
| [19:26.14] |
...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. “ |
| [19:29.08] |
Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say: |
| [19:32.85] |
"Why waste your money? I don't need flowers,l' m dead. " |
| [19:37.12] |
That sounds like Nana. |
| [19:40.32] |
Do you know what it's like to grow up... |
| [19:43.49] |
...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? … |
| [19:50.53] |
I can imagine. |
| [19:52.94] |
It's a wonder your mother turned out... |
| [19:56.04] |
...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. … |
| [20:00.94] |
That is a wonder. |
| [20:05.58] |
So tell me something,Mom. If you had to do it all over again... |
| [20:10.59] |
... I mean,if she was here right now... |
| [20:14.12] |
...would you tell her? |
| [20:16.06] |
T ell her what? |
| [20:18.46] |
How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. |
| [20:23.33] |
Like your hair,for example. |
| [20:26.04] |
I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. |
| [20:31.01] |
Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? |
| [20:41.69] |
Some things are better left unsaid. |
| [20:44.25] |
It's nicer when people just get along. |
| [20:51.20] |
More wine? |
| [20:52.70] |
Oh,I think so. |
| [21:02.61] |
Those earrings look really lovely on you. |
| [21:07.58] |
Thank you. |
| [21:09.71] |
They're yours. |
| [21:11.78] |
Actually,they were Nana's. |
| [21:18.52] |
Now l' m depressed! |
| [21:24.73] |
Even more than I was. |
| [21:34.74] |
Oh,look. My first grade picture. |
| [21:37.44] |
Please ignore the Dy-no-mite T -shirt. |
| [21:40.51] |
-Hey,who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me. - |
| [21:46.58] |
Look at the little thing! |
| [21:51.09] |
Yes,fine. That is my penis. |
| [21:54.46] |
Can we be grownups now? |
| [21:57.03] |
Who are those people? |
| [21:58.70] |
-Got me. -That's Nana right there in the middle. - |
| [22:03.50] |
Yeah,let's see. |
| [22:04.87] |
" Me and the gang at Java Joe's. " “ |
| [22:07.80] |
You look just like your grandmother. How old was she? |
| [22:11.68] |
Let's see," 1 939. " |
| [22:14.24] |
Twenty-four,twenty-five. |
| [22:17.18] |
It looks like a fun gang. |
| [22:24.72] |
Look,look,look! I got Monica naked! |
| [22:28.13] |
Let me see! |
| [22:31.83] |
No,no. That would be me again. |
| [22:39.00] |
I'm just trying something. |
| [22:51.85] |
Hey,Lowell. |
| [22:53.18] |
Oh,hey,Chandler. |
| [22:56.65] |
So how's it going in Financial Services? |
| [22:59.49] |
It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mache heads. |
| [23:03.06] |
How about you? |
| [23:04.33] |
Good. Good. Listen... |
| [23:08.17] |
...I don't know what Shelly told you about me,but... |
| [23:12.44] |
... I' m not. … |
| [23:14.94] |
I know. That's what I told her. |
| [23:17.64] |
Really? |
| [23:20.18] |
So you can tell? |
| [23:23.78] |
Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. |
| [23:30.02] |
So you don't think I have... |
| [23:32.12] |
...a quality? … |
| [23:33.86] |
Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. |
| [23:40.33] |
By the way,your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is. |
| [23:44.30] |
-He is? -And way out of your league. - |
| [23:51.14] |
Out of my league! |
| [23:52.71] |
I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian,I could get a Brian. |
| [23:57.48] |
Hey,Brian. Hey, Brian. |
