| [06:24.-3] |
Okay,my weirdest place would have to be... |
| [08:32.-3] |
... never having that kind of...? …… |
| [12:16.-4] |
-I'll do it. -Want help? - |
| [16:13.-1] |
Oh,no,they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
| [18:03.-3] |
Monopoly! |
| [18:37.-3] |
I found him. It was Paolo's cat. |
| [19:55.-2] |
My God! You' re choking! |
| [20:54.-3] |
I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
| [22:16.-1] |
No,not where I was going. |
| [23:25.-1] |
-Thank you. -Thanks. - |
| [24:46.-3] |
... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
| [00:00.91] |
Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
| [00:05.15] |
...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. …… |
| [00:11.66] |
Thanks. |
| [00:13.12] |
I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... |
| [00:16.80] |
...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
| [00:21.33] |
Okay,here we go. |
| [00:26.94] |
Okay. Thank you very much. |
| [00:41.85] |
Oh,great. This is just |
| [00:50.16] |
The One With The Blackout |
| [01:40.58] |
This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out. |
| [01:44.62] |
It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
| [01:47.65] |
...when it's back on. |
| [01:49.72] |
-You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? - |
| [01:54.49] |
Who will I meet in a blackout? |
| [01:57.80] |
Power-company guys? Eligible looters? |
| [02:01.60] |
-Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? - |
| [02:05.60] |
I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
| [02:09.31] |
What's my number? |
| [02:12.38] |
I never call me. |
| [02:15.91] |
Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model. |
| [02:20.02] |
Something Goodacre. |
| [02:21.52] |
Hi,Mom,it's Jill. |
| [02:23.09] |
She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God! |
| [02:27.89] |
I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
| [02:32.90] |
Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. |
| [02:36.30] |
Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot. |
| [02:41.07] |
I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
| [02:45.31] |
Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule. |
| [02:50.55] |
I' m fine. No,l' m not alone. |
| [02:54.39] |
I don't know,some guy. |
| [02:56.19] |
Oh,some guy. I am some guy. |
| [03:00.66] |
Jill,I saw you with some guy last night. |
| [03:03.60] |
Yes,he was some guy. |
| [03:15.51] |
Hey,everyone. |
| [03:23.68] |
Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
| [03:30.76] |
Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
| [03:35.53] |
So happy Hanukkah! |
| [03:38.86] |
Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
| [03:49.64] |
That had to hurt! |
| [03:53.11] |
All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes... |
| [03:56.18] |
...and you still haven 't said one word. God! …… |
| [03:59.22] |
Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
| [04:06.62] |
There you go. |
| [04:11.93] |
You 're definitely scaring her. |
| [04:17.84] |
Hello? Oh,hi,Mom. |
| [04:21.54] |
Mom. |
| [04:23.34] |
Mom,you' re tripping! |
| [04:26.64] |
Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him. |
| [04:30.55] |
You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know. |
| [04:35.65] |
All right,call me back. |
| [04:39.39] |
-Mothers. -Yeah. |
| [04:40.59] |
Attaboy! A word. |
| [04:43.76] |
That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
| [04:46.60] |
Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
| [04:50.30] |
Don 't smile. |
| [04:53.54] |
Would you like to call somebody? |
| [04:56.41] |
Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
| [05:05.42] |
Yeah,thanks. |
| [05:10.72] |
-Hello? -It's me. |
| [05:12.39] |
-It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine. |
| [05:16.63] |
I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
| [05:21.90] |
...with Jill Goodacre. |
| [05:25.77] |
-What? -l' m stuck... |
| [05:29.64] |
...in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:32.41] |
...with Jill Goodacre. ... |
| [05:35.85] |
I have no idea what you said. |
| [05:37.92] |
Put Joey on the phone. |
| [05:43.19] |
-What's up,man? -l' m stuck... |
| [05:46.39] |
...in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:49.53] |
...with Jill Goodacre! ... |
| [05:53.46] |
Oh,my God! |
| [05:54.87] |
He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
| [06:00.20] |
Chandler,listen. |
| [06:05.31] |
Like that thought never entered my mind. |
| [06:11.82] |
-Okay. -Somebody. |
| [06:13.32] |
-I'll go. I'll go. -Okay. |
| [06:15.29] |
Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
| [06:19.69] |
-Pool table? -That's my sister. - |
| [06:27.77] |
...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
| [06:32.77] |
Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library? |
| [06:37.84] |
-Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee. |
| [06:47.02] |
It's a really weird place. |
| [06:50.12] |
Ross? |
| [06:53.86] |
Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. " |
| [06:59.66] |
No way. |
| [07:01.00] |
The ride broke down... |
| [07:02.73] |
...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
| [07:08.21] |
We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
| [07:15.68] |
Let's see,that leaves.... |
| [07:17.72] |
-Rachel? -Come on,I already went. |
| [07:20.62] |
-You did not go. -I did. - |
| [07:22.35] |
T ell us. Come on. |
| [07:24.49] |
All right,the weirdest place would have to be... |
| [07:31.90] |
...the foot of the bed. ... |
| [07:35.47] |
-Step back! -We have a winner! - |
| [07:46.84] |
This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
| [07:51.78] |
Spooky. |
| [07:54.15] |
Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup. |
| [07:59.36] |
I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
| [08:03.46] |
Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
| [08:10.10] |
It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line. |
| [08:15.41] |
Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
| [08:19.54] |
-Come on. -No. - |
| [08:20.81] |
He said we held up the people behind us. |
| [08:24.22] |
You didn't marry him because...? |
| [08:28.35] |
Do you think there are people that go through life... |
| [08:34.76] |
-Probably. -Really? |
| [08:36.56] |
I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
| [08:40.13] |
-Yeah,right. -lt is. |
| [08:41.83] |
Eventually,it kind of burns out. |
| [08:44.77] |
But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and.... |
| [08:49.81] |
In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism. |
| [08:57.68] |
For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
| [09:01.85] |
...there's other stuff. …… |
| [09:05.46] |
-Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you. |
| [09:09.66] |
-You don't? -See,I see.. |
| [09:13.33] |
-... big passion in your future. -Really? - |
| [09:17.44] |
-You do? -I do. - |
| [09:19.44] |
Ross,you' re so great. |
| [09:32.15] |
It's never gonna happen. |
| [09:41.19] |
-What? -You and Rachel. |
| [09:48.40] |
What? Me and Ra? |
| [09:52.57] |
Why not? |
| [09:55.84] |
You waited too long to make your move... |
| [09:58.54] |
...and now you' re in the "friend zone. " |
| [10:02.71] |
-l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. - |
| [10:08.69] |
Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
| [10:13.29] |
Every day I get a little bit closer to |
| [10:16.36] |
Priesthood! |
| [10:19.33] |
I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking. |
| [10:23.53] |
She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
| [10:27.14] |
-Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no. |
| [10:30.94] |
This is running fingers through your hair,okay? |
| [10:35.01] |
Now this is a tousle. |
| [10:39.42] |
If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever. |
| [10:44.56] |
I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment. |
| [10:51.23] |
What? 什么? |
| [10:53.03] |
-What,now? -Yeah. |
| [10:57.23] |
What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
| [11:01.71] |
You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l" |
| [11:07.21] |
-What? -We' re shushing... |
| [11:09.88] |
... because we' re trying to hear something. …… |
| [11:12.88] |
-What? What? -Don't you hear that? - |
| [11:22.00] |
See? |
| [11:28.03] |
-Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? - |
| [11:33.40] |
-Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks. |
| [11:35.81] |
What was that? |
| [11:39.28] |
Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it. |
| [11:43.55] |
If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it! |
| [11:49.89] |
New York City has no power |
| [11:53.39] |
And the milk is getting sour |
| [11:57.40] |
But to me it is not scary |
| [12:00.80] |
Because I stay away from dairy |
| [12:14.15] |
-Here goes. -You'll do it? - |
| [12:17.52] |
You come out,you' re a dead man. |
| [12:22.55] |
-Good luck,man. -Thanks. |
| [12:29.29] |
-Okay. -Okay. -Okay. |
| [12:34.83] |
Where you going? You can't go out there. |
| [12:38.50] |
-Why not? -Because of the reason. - |
| [12:44.04] |
-That would be? -I can't tell you. - |
| [12:47.45] |
Joey,what's going on? |
| [12:49.78] |
You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you. |
| [12:54.55] |
-What? -He's planning your birthday party. - |
| [12:59.12] |
-Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. - |
| [13:02.93] |
-About what? -My surprise party. - |
| [13:05.46] |
-What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. - |
| [13:10.10] |
He didn't tell me. |
| [13:12.24] |
Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
| [13:15.37] |
This is typical. I'm always the last to know. |
| [13:18.94] |
You are not. We tell you stuff. |
| [13:21.11] |
I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
| [13:27.28] |
I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
| [13:30.69] |
What? |
| [13:32.56] |
Looks like I was second to last. |
| [13:39.93] |
You had a crush on me? |
| [13:42.83] |
All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent. |
| [13:48.77] |
Big dent? |
| [13:50.37] |
You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
| [13:57.41] |
Nice arms,huh? |
| [14:00.28] |
Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair. |
| [14:05.66] |
Do anything for you? |
| [14:09.33] |
With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
| [14:13.76] |
It's so nice. |
| [14:20.07] |
I have a question. |
| [14:23.57] |
Actually,it's not so much a question. |
| [14:26.61] |
It's more of a general wondering... |
| [14:30.05] |
ment. |
| [14:32.15] |
-Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. . |
| [14:38.72] |
Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to.... |
| [14:43.53] |
-Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! - |
| [14:48.67] |
What? |
| [14:51.47] |
Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
| [14:56.47] |
And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
| [15:02.38] |
Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around |
| [15:22.63] |
All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt. |
| [15:27.54] |
-Ow! -Sorry,that was wax. |
| [15:33.14] |
Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner. |
| [15:36.75] |
Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
| [15:40.25] |
During a blackout? She'll get trampled. |
| [15:43.19] |
Yeah? |
| [15:47.16] |
Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
| [15:50.36] |
Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:54.43] |
Gum would be perfection? |
| [15:57.03] |
Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:59.37] |
Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no. |
| [16:03.27] |
For me,gum is perfection. |
| [16:07.54] |
I loathe myself! |
| [16:22.19] |
Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
| [16:26.80] |
Yeah,it's mine. |
| [16:30.63] |
-He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. - |
| [16:36.14] |
-Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. - |
| [16:41.21] |
-Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. -- |
| [16:46.78] |
You are a very bad man! |
| [16:50.85] |
You owe me a cat. |
| [16:57.00] |
Here,kitty,kitty,kitty. |
| [16:59.33] |
Here,kitty,kitty. |
| [17:01.33] |
Where did you go,little kitty? |
| [17:05.34] |
IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty. |
| [17:13.58] |
-Hi. -Buona sera. . |
| [17:16.88] |
Wow! |
| [17:23.65] |
Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
| [17:26.86] |
I'll bring my arms. |
| [17:29.56] |
We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
| [17:35.73] |
Come on,lucky sixes! |
| [17:38.57] |
Everybody,this is Paolo. |
| [17:41.87] |
Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
| [17:46.31] |
-Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -…… |
| [17:48.35] |
-Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -… |
| [17:51.48] |
Hi. Hi. |
| [17:59.42] |
He doesn't speak much English. |
| [18:06.43] |
Look at that! |
| [18:09.10] |
So,where did Paolo come from? |
| [18:13.74] |
Italy,I think. |
| [18:15.67] |
No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives. |
| [18:20.04] |
That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? |
| [18:26.35] |
That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
| [18:32.72] |
I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere. |
| [18:40.36] |
Well,there you go. Last to know again. |
| [18:44.20] |
And I'm guessing,this is Paolo? |
| [18:48.31] |
Paolo,this is Phoebe. |
| [18:56.08] |
You betcha! You betcha!（ |
| [19:01.15] |
All right. Okay. What next? |
| [19:04.72] |
Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. |
| [19:07.79] |
It's got a boyish charm. It's impish. |
| [19:10.83] |
Here we go. |
| [19:23.54] |
Nice going,imp! |
| [19:26.08] |
It's okay. All I need to do... |
| [19:28.68] |
...is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
| [19:34.85] |
Good save! We 're back on track and I'm... |
| [19:39.09] |
... chewing someone else 's gum. |
| [19:43.26] |
This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God! |
| [19:47.76] |
And now you 're choking. |
| [19:51.87] |
You all right? |
| [20:01.91] |
-Better? -Yes. - |
| [20:05.08] |
Thank you. That was.... |
| [20:07.42] |
-That was.... -Perfection? |
| [20:31.31] |
That was no tousle. |
| [20:38.68] |
-What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. - |
| [20:43.79] |
That's classic. |
| [20:45.89] |
My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me! |
| [20:50.16] |
If you want,I'll do it. |
| [20:57.60] |
But I won't. |
| [21:00.34] |
The first time he smiled at me... |
| [21:02.91] |
...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
| [21:07.01] |
Did you rent mopeds? |
| [21:10.55] |
Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now. |
| [21:15.29] |
I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
| [21:19.36] |
...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God! |
| [21:28.40] |
-Paolo,hi. -Ross. |
| [21:31.27] |
Listen.... |
| [21:36.21] |
Listen,something you should know. |
| [21:40.51] |
Rachel and I are.... |
| [21:43.31] |
We' re kind of a thing. |
| [21:46.25] |
-Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing. |
| [21:49.29] |
-You have the sex? -No. |
| [21:53.49] |
No,technically the sex is not being had. But that's.... |
| [21:59.26] |
But that's not the point. |
| [22:01.90] |
The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
| [22:06.90] |
Well,Rachel and l should be together. |
| [22:10.17] |
And if you get in the |
| [22:12.38] |
-ln bed -No. |
| [22:17.85] |
If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
| [22:22.42] |
...then I would be,well,very sad. |
| [22:28.03] |
So,do you...? |
| [22:34.70] |
-So you do know a little English? -Little. - |
| [22:39.37] |
-Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. - |
| [22:43.81] |
That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel. |
| [22:52.18] |
We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy. |
| [22:55.75] |
Ready? |
| [23:00.49] |
Okay? Now try it. |
| [23:04.29] |
You gotta whip it. |
| [23:11.07] |
Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out. |
| [23:15.01] |
T en,nine,eight,seven... |
| [23:19.51] |
... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48.. |
| [23:28.25] |
IKind of spooky without any lights. |
| [23:38.66] |
Okay,guys,I have the definitive one. |
| [23:53.84] |
This probably isn't the best time to bring it up... |
| [23:58.01] |
...but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
| [24:08.93] |
-This has been fun. -Yes. - |
| [24:10.79] |
Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
| [24:14.90] |
...and for saving my life. |
| [24:18.24] |
Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
| [24:22.94] |
See you. |
| [24:39.49] |
Hi,l' m account number 71 43457. |
| [24:43.69] |
I don't know if you got that... |
