| [02:41.-2] |
She'd feel like we're ganging up on her. |
| [05:45.-3] |
And not just at the fun stuff, but,like,talking too. |
| [10:02.-4] |
I'm looking. I'm looking. |
| [10:21.-2] |
-That's sweet. -I knew you had Rockys. - |
| [14:06.-3] |
...and your underpanty things. … |
| [15:46.-3] |
You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed! |
| [17:25.-3] |
The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me |
| [19:43.-3] |
-l' m out of here! -Wait! - |
| [22:34.-3] |
Thank you. I could not have done this without you. |
| [22:58.-4] |
-Does it still hurt? -Yeah. |
| [00:01.51] |
Let it go. It's not a big deal. |
| [00:04.05] |
Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in,there's one maneuver and bam! |
| [00:09.19] |
A bra. Right out the sleeve. |
| [00:11.82] |
As far as I know,guys don't do anything that comes close. Right? |
| [00:16.80] |
Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| [00:20.10] |
We can? Okay,I'm trying that. |
| [00:24.00] |
Know what blows my mind? |
| [00:25.87] |
Women can see breasts anytime they want. |
| [00:31.21] |
You look down, and there they are. |
| [00:33.71] |
How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| [00:37.65] |
I don't get how guys can do so many mean things... |
| [00:41.45] |
...and not even care. … |
| [00:49.63] |
-Multiple orgasms! -There you go. |
| [00:57.44] |
The One With the East German Laundry Detergent |
| [01:45.52] |
Saturday night. The big night! |
| [01:47.59] |
Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night! |
| [01:52.92] |
-No plans,huh? -Not a one! - |
| [01:56.03] |
Not even breaking up with Janice? |
| [01:58.33] |
Right,right. Shut up. |
| [02:02.53] |
Chandler,nobody likes breaking up with someone. |
| [02:05.74] |
Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell. |
| [02:09.87] |
-You just gotta do it. -I know. But it's just so hard. - |
| [02:13.78] |
You're sitting there with her. She has no idea. |
| [02:16.92] |
You finally get up the courage to do it. |
| [02:19.65] |
There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note. |
| [02:26.12] |
You try to run out of the restaurant before she's finished the note. |
| [02:31.23] |
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. |
| [02:38.57] |
If you want,I'll do it with you. |
| [02:44.64] |
You dump Janice, I'll dump T ony. |
| [02:47.65] |
-You're breaking up with T ony? -He's sweet,but it's not fun anymore. - |
| [02:52.25] |
I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike,I don't know. |
| [02:57.79] |
Do you want anything else? |
| [02:59.62] |
You had a nutty,chocolate-y, kind of cake-y,pie thing that |
| [03:05.56] |
Nothing. I' m fine. |
| [03:09.90] |
What's wrong? Why so scrunchie? |
| [03:12.54] |
My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. |
| [03:16.67] |
That guy,he burns me up. |
| [03:20.15] |
Yeah,it's a Mercedes if I move back home. |
| [03:23.55] |
It was horrible! He called me "young lady. " |
| [03:26.65] |
I hate when my father calls me that. |
| [03:30.19] |
Did he say "You' re not up to this" again? |
| [03:33.66] |
I got the extended version with choruses of... |
| [03:36.86] |
... "You'll Never Make it on Your Own. " …“ |
| [03:43.84] |
Hi,Joey. |
| [03:46.40] |
Oh,my God! Angela! |
| [03:47.94] |
Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her. |
| [03:51.34] |
-Are you gonna go over there? -No. Yeah. No. |
| [03:56.75] |
Okay,but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. |
| [04:02.65] |
One Mississippi,two Mississippi... |
| [04:05.69] |
...three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. … |
| [04:12.06] |
-Hey,Angela. -Joey. - |
| [04:14.87] |
You look good. |
| [04:16.57] |
That's because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. |
| [04:27.15] |
You don't say. |
| [04:30.22] |
So,Rachel,what are you doing tonight? |
| [04:33.12] |
Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. |
| [04:38.12] |
You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too? |
| [04:44.30] |
-Who? -Me! |
| [04:46.50] |
Was that not clear? |
| [04:51.74] |
Why don't...? |
| [04:53.27] |
Why don't I just join you both there? |
| [04:56.61] |
Don't you have a laundry room in your building? |
| [05:00.78] |
Yes. |
| [05:03.08] |
I do have a laundry room in my building. |
| [05:08.09] |
But there's a rat problem. |
| [05:10.79] |
Apparently,they're attracted to dryer sheets. |
| [05:14.26] |
They're going in fine, but they're coming out all fluffy. |
| [05:21.93] |
-Anyway,7-ish? -Sure. |
| [05:27.61] |
-Forget it. I' m with Bob now. -Bob? Who the hell's Bob? - |
| [05:32.58] |
Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated,and he has a real job. |
| [05:37.55] |
You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob |
| [05:41.55] |
Come on! We were great together. |
| [05:52.73] |
Sorry,Joey. You said, " Let's be friends. " So guess what? |
| [05:57.44] |
-What? -We' re just friends. - |
| [06:00.07] |
Fine. Fine. |
| [06:01.74] |
Why don't the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends. |
| [06:05.74] |
What "four of us"? |
| [06:07.31] |
You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend... |
| [06:12.68] |
... Monica. … |
| [06:13.89] |
I' m telling you, this guy's perfect for you. |
| [06:16.85] |
Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| [06:21.56] |
Come on,this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... |
| [06:25.66] |
... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated... … |
| [06:29.33] |
...and he has a real job. … |
| [06:31.34] |
I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor,but he's |
| [06:35.57] |
-God help us. -What? - |
| [06:37.24] |
Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. |
| [06:43.61] |
Look,l' m asking a favor here. |
| [06:46.22] |
If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. |
| [06:51.09] |
What's going on? You go out with tons of girls. |
| [06:54.56] |
I know,but Angela's different. |
| [06:57.90] |
She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.... |
| [07:05.00] |
-Something else like a snowflake? -Yeah,yeah. - |
| [07:08.81] |
Look,I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her. |
| [07:13.58] |
Will you help me? Please? |
| [07:23.62] |
Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those. |
| [07:28.49] |
Okay,bye. |
| [07:30.73] |
Monica's not coming. It's just gonna be me and Rachel. |
| [07:36.57] |
Hold on,camper. You've thought this through? |
| [07:39.90] |
It's laundry. The thinking-through is minimal. |
| [07:44.21] |
Just you and Rachel? Just you two? |
| [07:46.54] |
This is a date. You're going on a date. |
| [07:50.65] |
-Uh-uh. -Uh-huh. |
| [07:56.39] |
-I haven't done that in a while. -ls it a date if she doesn't know? - |
| [08:01.69] |
Yes,absolutely. Saturday night,all rules apply. |
| [08:06.80] |
What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? |
| [08:10.77] |
Well,you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. |
| [08:15.47] |
It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it dirty? |
| [08:23.88] |
No. |
| [08:26.72] |
And the fabric softener? |
| [08:29.09] |
Okay,now what is wrong with my Snuggles? |
| [08:33.49] |
What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy. |
| [08:37.23] |
You know,like a little fuzzy bear. |
| [08:41.90] |
-I'll pick something else up. -There you go. - |
| [08:49.07] |
Thank you. |
| [08:50.27] |
What does Bob look like? Is he tall,short? |
| [08:54.15] |
Yep. |
| [08:56.75] |
-Which? -Which what? |
| [09:00.69] |
-You've never met Bob,have you? -No,but |
| [09:04.32] |
-For all we know,he's horribly -Hey,Joey! - |
| [09:08.83] |
Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now. |
| [09:17.17] |
Where are they? Where are they? |
| [09:19.67] |
This is nice. We never do anything,just the two of us. |
| [09:23.57] |
Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car,run over some puppies. |
| [09:28.31] |
I don't wanna do that. |
| [09:32.32] |
-Here we go. -Have a good breakup. - |
| [09:36.69] |
-Hey,Janice. -My God,I am so glad you called me. - |
| [09:40.63] |
I had the most supremely awful day. |
| [09:45.10] |
That's not good. |
| [09:47.87] |
Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? |
| [09:51.14] |
We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked. |
| [09:55.51] |
I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping. |
| [09:58.78] |
And I got you.... |
| [10:05.32] |
I' m looking. |
| [10:08.15] |
-I got you -What? |
| [10:09.69] |
-What? -What did you get me there? |
| [10:13.66] |
I got you... |
| [10:16.56] |
...these. … |
| [10:18.80] |
Bullwinkle socks. |
| [10:23.63] |
You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky,or you can mix. |
| [10:29.27] |
Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want. |
| [10:37.21] |
I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte? |
| [10:43.05] |
No,l' m still working on mine. |
| [10:50.93] |
-That's it? -Yeah,it was really hard. - |
| [10:53.90] |
-Yeah,the hug looked pretty brutal. -You weren't there. - |
| [11:01.84] |
-Sorry. -How are things going? - |
| [11:04.61] |
Going? Things are not going. She got me socks. |
| [11:08.08] |
These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry. |
| [11:26.30] |
Coming through. Move. Move! |
| [11:33.84] |
Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. |
| [11:37.51] |
Yeah,well,now you' re kind of not. |
| [11:41.08] |
But I saved it. I put my basket on top. |
| [11:44.22] |
I'm sorry. Is that your basket? |
| [11:46.92] |
It's pretty. Unfortunately,I don't see suds! |
| [11:52.42] |
What? 什么? |
| [11:54.63] |
No suds,no save,okay? |
| [12:00.67] |
What's going on? |
| [12:02.33] |
Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. |
| [12:06.37] |
Was your basket on top? |
| [12:08.11] |
-Yeah,but there were no suds. -So? |
| [12:10.61] |
-You know,no suds,no save. -No suds,no Excuse me. - |
| [12:14.55] |
Hold on a second! This is my friend's machine. |
| [12:18.75] |
Hey,hey,hey! Her stuff wasn't in it! |
| [12:21.19] |
Hey,hey,hey! That's not the rule,and you know it! |
| [12:35.67] |
All right. Show's over. |
| [12:40.34] |
Nothing to see here. |
| [12:44.88] |
Okay. Let's do laundry. |
| [12:47.21] |
That was amazing! I can't even send back soup. |
| [12:51.25] |
Well,that's because you' re such a sweet,gentle.... |
| [12:58.02] |
Do you? Do you? Oh,hey. You must need detergent. |
| [13:05.86] |
-What's that? -Uberweiss. - |
| [13:08.77] |
It's new. It's German. It's extra tough! |
| [13:14.17] |
Rach,are you gonna separate those? |
| [13:17.78] |
Oh,God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? |
| [13:22.68] |
Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? |
| [13:30.22] |
Have you never done this before? |
| [13:33.46] |
Well,not myself. But I know other people that have. |
| [13:38.46] |
Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. |
| [13:43.00] |
Don't worry. I'll use the gentle cycle. |
| [13:50.84] |
Basically,you wanna use one machine for all your whites. |
| [13:55.75] |
A whole other machine for your colors. |
| [13:58.42] |
And a third for your... |
| [14:03.12] |
...delicates. That would be your bras... … |
| [14:11.60] |
These are white cotton panties. |
| [14:14.83] |
Would they go with whites or with delicates? |
| [14:17.94] |
That would be a judgment call. |
| [14:25.21] |
He's so cute! |
| [14:28.88] |
Where did you grow up? |
| [14:30.85] |
-Brooklyn Heights. -Cleveland. - |
| [14:34.55] |
-How'd that happen? -My God! |
| [14:36.79] |
What? |
| [14:38.69] |
I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. |
| [14:44.16] |
But I'm not. |
| [14:53.67] |
So,you and Angela,huh? |
| [14:56.11] |
-Yep. Pretty much. -You' re a lucky man. - |
| [15:01.15] |
Know what I miss most about her? |
| [15:03.61] |
That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. |
| [15:07.72] |
Like a happy little squirrel... |
| [15:10.69] |
...or a weasel. … |
| [15:13.92] |
-I never really noticed. -Oh,yeah,yeah. Listen for it. - |
| [15:18.66] |
Monica. Monica is great. |
| [15:20.93] |
Yeah,she is. |
| [15:23.40] |
But it's not gonna last. |
| [15:27.30] |
She's too much for me in bed. |
| [15:30.91] |
Sexually. |
| [15:35.58] |
I've gotta tell you,Bob is terrific. |
| [15:38.45] |
Yeah,isn't he? |
| [15:40.12] |
It's great to meet a smart,funny guy who's emotionally older than 8. |
| [15:53.56] |
My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. |
| [15:59.90] |
That's nice. |
| [16:06.34] |
You can. It's like pulling off a Band-Aid. |
| [16:09.55] |
Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. |
| [16:13.82] |
Go! Go! |
| [16:28.23] |
Hi,Janice. |
| [16:30.83] |
Here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. |
| [16:41.81] |
All right. |
| [16:48.15] |
Well,there you go. |
| [16:50.39] |
Stop it,stop it,stop it. |
| [16:55.76] |
This isn't about you. |
| [16:57.56] |
I know! It's about your fear of commitment. |
| [17:01.13] |
I' m not afraid. |
| [17:03.10] |
-Please. -I don't! |
| [17:04.64] |
-I don't! I' m ready to commit anytime. -Really? - |
| [17:09.51] |
I know this is gonna sound stupid... |
| [17:12.04] |
... but I feel that if I can do this... … |
| [17:14.85] |
...if I can actually do my own laundry... … |
| [17:18.38] |
...there isn't anything I can't do. … |
| [17:21.35] |
That does not sound stupid to me. |
| [17:29.33] |
I'm sorry,that's all the time we have. Next on Ross.... |
| [17:34.87] |
-Uh-oh. -What? |
| [17:36.43] |
Uh-oh.... Uh-oh, |
| [17:37.84] |
Uh-oh,the laundry's done. |
| [17:41.27] |
It's a song. |
| [17:44.14] |
The laundry song we sing. |
| [17:47.04] |
Uh-oh! The laundry's done Uh-oh! |
| [17:51.28] |
-What's the matter? -Nothing. - |
| [17:53.88] |
The laundry's done |
| [17:55.45] |
Come on,show me. |
| [17:56.82] |
It's just that you left a red sock with your whites,and now... |
| [18:03.53] |
...everything's kind of pink. … |
| [18:07.06] |
Everything's pink? |
| [18:08.83] |
Except for the red sock, which is still red. |
| [18:11.80] |
Don't be upset. It can happen to anyone. |
| [18:14.84] |
But it happened to me. |
| [18:16.94] |
God,I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! |
| [18:20.74] |
What am I doing? |
| [18:22.85] |
My father's right! I can't live on my own. |
| [18:26.22] |
I can't even do laundry! |
| [18:40.20] |
Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn't inflate his head. |
| [18:45.87] |
So anyway... |
| [18:48.71] |
...his head is flopping down Broadway,right? … |
| [18:52.61] |
And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is. |
| [18:58.05] |
Something's in my eye. Could we check it in the light,please? |
| [19:05.32] |
-Oh,my God! -What? |
| [19:07.02] |
Were we at the same table? It's like... |
| [19:10.13] |
...cocktails in Appalachia. … |
| [19:16.77] |
-They' re close. -Close? Her tongue's in his ear. - |
| [19:21.67] |
Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross. |
| [19:26.88] |
Joey,this is sick. It's disgusting. It's... |
| [19:31.42] |
... not really true' is it? |
| [19:33.35] |
Who's to say what's true? |
| [19:35.32] |
-What were you thinking? -l' m not proud of this,okay? - |
| [19:39.46] |
Well,maybe I am a little. |
| [19:45.03] |
You like him. I want her. He likes you. |
| [19:49.37] |
-Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah. |
| [19:51.54] |
If we put our heads together, between the two of us... |
| [19:55.44] |
...we can break them up. |
| [20:00.34] |
I' m sorry. I can't believe I did this. |
| [20:03.01] |
I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. |
| [20:12.76] |
Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. |
| [20:22.40] |
Here's the thing. We're different. |
| [20:24.84] |
I'm bing,bing,bing. You' re boom,boom,boom. |
| [20:28.44] |
Oh,my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [20:31.44] |
Are you okay? |
| [20:34.01] |
It's just my lens. It's my lens. |
| [20:36.85] |
I'll be right back. |
| [20:40.75] |
I hit her in the eye! In the eye! |
| [20:43.35] |
This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| [20:47.09] |
Oh,my God! |
| [20:51.03] |
-How many have you had? -I don't know. A million! - |
| [20:55.73] |
Chandler,easy,easy. Go to your happy place. |
| [21:02.57] |
-l' m fine,l' m fine. -All right. |
| [21:05.11] |
-l' m not fine. Here she is. -Wait here,okay? Breathe. - |
| [21:28.03] |
-How do you do that? -It's like a gift. - |
| [21:34.27] |
We should always break up together. |
| [21:36.87] |
I'd like that! |
| [21:40.11] |
The clothes are clean. That's the important part. |
| [21:43.38] |
I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. |
| [21:52.92] |
I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. |
| [21:57.39] |
I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. |
| [22:00.30] |
Now,come on. Get out of my way. |
| [22:02.83] |
I' m sorry. Maybe I wasn't being clear. This was our cart. |
| [22:06.74] |
There weren't clothes in it! |
| [22:08.94] |
Hey,hey,hey,hey! Quit making up rules! |
| [22:11.78] |
Let go! Come on,it's my cart. |
| [22:15.38] |
Listen,Mitzi,if you want it... |
| [22:17.78] |
...you' re gonna have to take me with it! |
| [22:27.62] |
-Yes! Did you see that? -You were incredible. - |
| [22:31.23] |
A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen. |
| [22:45.21] |
More clothes in the dryer? |
| [22:49.25] |
-I'm fine. I'm fine. -Are you sure? - |
| [22:55.32] |
-Are you sure you' re okay? -Yeah. - |
| [23:02.56] |
What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this. |
| [23:09.33] |
-How'd it go? -Excellent! |
| [23:11.94] |
We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. |
| [23:17.17] |
What a beautiful story. |
| [23:21.38] |
-I'm fine,by the way. -I'm sorry. - |
| [23:24.61] |
-Where's Chandler? -He needed time to grieve. - |
| [23:27.82] |
I' m free! I' m free! |
| [23:32.12] |
That ought to do it. |
