| [00:00.00] | Oh, that's good. | 
                                            
                            | [00:02.71] | Okay. All right, Phoebe?     Okay, okay. | 
                                            
                            | [00:04.82] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace | 
                                            
                            | [00:09.10] | no more hunger, good things for the rain forest | 
                                            
                            | [00:12.95] | And bigger boobs | 
                                            
                            | [00:16.52] | Well, see, you took mine, so | 
                                            
                            | [00:18.28] | Chandler, what about you? | 
                                            
                            | [00:21.03] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever | 
                                            
                            | [00:25.44] | See, there's always one guy | 
                                            
                            | [00:27.77] | "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."“ | 
                                            
                            | [00:32.69] | Hey, Joey.      Hey, buddy | 
                                            
                            | [00:35.52] | What would you do if you were omnipotent? | 
                                            
                            | [00:37.70] | Probably kill myself | 
                                            
                            | [00:41.42] | Excuse me? | 
                                            
                            | [00:42.41] | Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? | 
                                            
                            | [00:47.91] | Joey, uh, omnipotent. | 
                                            
                            | [00:50.98] | You are? | 
                                            
                            | [00:55.07] | Ross, I'm...I had no idea. I thought it was like a theoretical pleasure | 
                                            
                            | [01:03.60] | Friends S01E04: The One with George Stephanopoulos《 | 
                                            
                            | [01:06.21] | So no one told you life was gonna be this way | 
                                            
                            | [01:11.39] | Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. | 
                                            
                            | [01:16.19] | It's like you're always stuck in second gear | 
                                            
                            | [01:20.55] | When it hasn't been your day, | 
                                            
                            | [01:22.84] | your week, your month, or even your year | 
                                            
                            | [01:26.15] | but I'll be there for you | 
                                            
                            | [01:29.56] | When the rain starts to pour | 
                                            
                            | [01:31.43] | I'll be there for you | 
                                            
                            | [01:34.38] | Like I've been there before | 
                                            
                            | [01:36.57] | I'll be there for you | 
                                            
                            | [01:39.21] | 'Cause you're there for me too | 
                                            
                            | [01:50.00] | Central Perk | 
                                            
                            | [01:50.57] | How does she do that? | 
                                            
                            | [01:52.19] | I cannot sleep in a public place. | 
                                            
                            | [01:54.87] | Libraries,aiplanes, movie theaters | 
                                            
                            | [01:57.99] | When you were little, you slpet in the Grand Cayon | 
                                            
                            | [01:59.93] | Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon | 
                                            
                            | [02:04.66] | Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon? | 
                                            
                            | [02:08.72] | Would you look at her? | 
                                            
                            | [02:10.08] | She's so peaceful.     Yeah. | 
                                            
                            | [02:13.02] | What? What? Hi. | 
                                            
                            | [02:17.32] | It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again. | 
                                            
                            | [02:20.01] | Oh.      What's going on with you? | 
                                            
                            | [02:21.88] | I got no sleep last night.       Why? | 
                                            
                            | [02:23.80] | My grandmother has this new boyfriend | 
                                            
                            | [02:28.20] | ...and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so | 
                                            
                            | [02:31.30] | And deaf | 
                                            
                            | [02:33.38] | So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. | 
                                            
                            | [02:38.82] | You have no idea how loud they are. | 
                                            
                            | [02:42.76] | You can stay with Rachel and me tonight.      Thanks | 
                                            
                            | [02:45.59] | Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven.95,96, 97 | 
                                            
                            | [02:48.75] | See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. | 
                                            
                            | [02:51.81] | You got way too much free time, man. | 
                                            
                            | [02:56.37] | Hey, there's the birthday boy. | 
                                            
                            | [02:57.82] | Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. | 
                                            
                            | [03:00.97] | Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you. | 
                                            
                            | [03:03.83] | Happy birthday, pal.      We love you, man. | 
                                            
                            | [03:05.75] | It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago. | 
                                            
                            | [03:10.01] | So?      So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket | 
                                            
                            | [03:14.26] | ...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh? | 
                                            
                            | [03:17.42] | Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty? | 
                                            
                            | [03:21.66] | Oh, my God. Oh. | 
                                            
                            | [03:23.71] | Is today the 20th? October 20th? | 
                                            
                            | [03:25.62] | I was hoping you wouldn't remember | 
                                            
                            | [03:27.69] | What's wrong with the 20th? | 
                                            
                            | [03:30.14] | Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? | 
                                            
                            | [03:33.58] | Today's the day Carol and I... | 
                                            
                            | [03:37.36] | ...first consummated... | 
                                            
                            | [03:39.49] | ...our physical relationship. | 
                                            
                            | [03:44.17] | Sex. | 
                                            
                            | [03:46.23] | You told your sister that? | 
                                            
                            | [03:50.00] | Believe me, I told everyone | 
                                            
                            | [03:54.89] | You know what? I better pass on the game. | 
                                            
                            | [03:56.44] | I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. | 
                                            
                            | [04:00.32] | The hell with hockey. Let's all do that. | 
                                            
                            | [04:07.20] | Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? | 
                                            
                            | [04:09.85] | Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? | 
                                            
                            | [04:11.92] | Huh? Huh? Huh? | 
                                            
                            | [04:13.52] | What are you doing?    I have no idea. | 
                                            
                            | [04:14.83] | Come on, Ross. | 
                                            
                            | [04:17.62] | All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. | 
                                            
                            | [04:20.22] | You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it. | 
                                            
                            | [04:25.75] | All right.      Look, look, look. My first paycheck. | 
                                            
                            | [04:27.48] | Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me. | 
                                            
                            | [04:31.00] | I remember the day I got my first paycheck. | 
                                            
                            | [04:35.20] | There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. | 
                                            
                            | [04:38.41] | Wow, you worked in a mine? | 
                                            
                            | [04:42.30] | No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? | 
                                            
                            | [04:48.76][04:44.21] | God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. | 
                                            
                            | [04:51.40] | I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. | 
                                            
                            | [04:54.25] | And it was totally...not worth it. | 
                                            
                            | [04:59.17] | Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? | 
                                            
                            | [05:02.53] | I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that. | 
                                            
                            | [05:06.09] | Oh, this is not that bad. | 
                                            
                            | [05:08.84] | Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. | 
                                            
                            | [05:12.22] | You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah. | 
                                            
                            | [05:18.20] | By the way, great service today. | 
                                            
                            | [05:20.83] | Ooh.     Oh, yeah. | 
                                            
                            | [05:24.72] | Hockey. Hockey. | 
                                            
                            | [05:43.00] | Rachel? | 
                                            
                            | [05:44.83] | Oh, my God! | 
                                            
                            | [05:51.76] | I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. | 
                                            
                            | [05:57.51] | What are you guys doing here? | 
                                            
                            | [05:59.73] | Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here... | 
                                            
                            | [06:02.52] | ...and it's true. | 
                                            
                            | [06:04.91] | Yeah. | 
                                            
                            | [06:07.45] | Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. | 
                                            
                            | [06:12.14] | God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it. | 
                                            
                            | [06:17.47] | I know, I know. I'm a duplex. | 
                                            
                            | [06:21.10] | You look phenomenal.I mean, you've lost like a ton of weight | 
                                            
                            | [06:27.00] | Really really.It's time to stop You look perfect | 
                                            
                            | [06:34.09] | Anyway.So, what's going on with you? | 
                                            
                            | [06:35.69] | Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm. | 
                                            
                            | [06:42.84] | And while we're on the subject of news... | 
                                            
                            | [06:48.95] | Look, look. I have elbows. | 
                                            
                            | [06:57.49] | Passes it up to Leetch. | 
                                            
                            | [07:00.03] | Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass. | 
                                            
                            | [07:01.89] | Oh. Oh.We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. | 
                                            
                            | [07:08.41] | Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first... | 
                                            
                            | [07:13.03] | you know | 
                                            
                            | [07:15.04] | In fact, she, uh... | 
                                            
                            | [07:16.55] | She never took them off. Ha, ha. | 
                                            
                            | [07:19.14] | It's because we... Sorry. Sorry. | 
                                            
                            | [07:22.20] | I can't believe... | 
                                            
                            | [07:23.65] | What?    Peach pit. | 
                                            
                            | [07:29.86] | Yes, bunny? | 
                                            
                            | [07:31.67] | Peach pit. | 
                                            
                            | [07:33.64] | That night, we, uh, had...      Peaches? | 
                                            
                            | [07:36.51] | Actually, nectarines, but basically. | 
                                            
                            | [07:40.24] | Could've been a peach.     Then we, uh... | 
                                            
                            | [07:42.93] | Then we got dressed and I walked her to...the bus stop | 
                                            
                            | [07:48.98] | I'm fine. | 
                                            
                            | [07:52.14] | Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. | 
                                            
                            | [07:58.90] | What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. | 
                                            
                            | [08:03.25] | Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. | 
                                            
                            | [08:05.37] | Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. | 
                                            
                            | [08:11.13] | All right, let's talk reality for a second.      Okay. | 
                                            
                            | [08:16.03] | When are you coming home?      What? | 
                                            
                            | [08:17.45] | Guys, I'm not. | 
                                            
                            | [08:20.55] | Heh. Come on. This is us.       I'm not. | 
                                            
                            | [08:24.74] | This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job. | 
                                            
                            | [08:27.96] | You know?I even do my own laundry! | 
                                            
                            | [08:31.00] | I mean, this is what I'm doing now -Waitressing? | 
                                            
                            | [08:39.68] | Heh. I'm not just waitressing. | 
                                            
                            | [08:43.72] | I mean, I'm...I, um. | 
                                            
                            | [08:48.02] | I write the specials on the specials board. | 
                                            
                            | [08:51.07] | And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. | 
                                            
                            | [08:56.71] | Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. | 
                                            
                            | [09:01.68] | Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. | 
                                            
                            | [09:12.39] | Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? | 
                                            
                            | [09:20.21] | Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? | 
                                            
                            | [09:25.00] | What's that? | 
                                            
                            | [09:26.38] | Well, it's rum and...    Okay. | 
                                            
                            | [09:29.07] | We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party. | 
                                            
                            | [09:35.24] | We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. | 
                                            
                            | [09:38.65] | Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation. | 
                                            
                            | [09:41.97] | But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. | 
                                            
                            | [09:47.05] | But we can prep the guy. | 
                                            
                            | [09:51.29] | Rach, it's the Visa-card people. | 
                                            
                            | [09:53.83] | Oh, God. Ask them what they want. | 
                                            
                            | [09:55.32] | Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? | 
                                            
                            | [09:58.54] | Yes, hold on. | 
                                            
                            | [10:01.34] | Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account. | 
                                            
                            | [10:04.34] | But I haven't used my card in weeks.      That is the unusual activity. | 
                                            
                            | [10:10.46] | They just wanna see if you're okay. | 
                                            
                            | [10:11.95] | They wanna know if I'm okay? | 
                                            
                            | [10:15.41] | Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see. | 
                                            
                            | [10:17.32] | Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money. | 
                                            
                            | [10:20.48] | Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted... | 
                                            
                            | [10:25.19] | and I'm getting coffee | 
                                            
                            | [10:27.16] | And it's not even for me | 
                                            
                            | [10:29.07] | So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay? | 
                                            
                            | [10:32.69] | Uh, Rachel has left the building. | 
                                            
                            | [10:40.36] | Can you call back?      All right. Come on. | 
                                            
                            | [10:43.21] | Let's play Twister. | 
                                            
                            | [10:47.71] | (As for the guys) | 
                                            
                            | [10:56.17] | Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry | 
                                            
                            | [10:57.42] | Uh   oh. | 
                                            
                            | [10:59.08] | What? There was ice there that night with Carol? | 
                                            
                            | [11:03.58] | Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? | 
                                            
                            | [11:08.32] | No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. | 
                                            
                            | [11:12.04] | But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. | 
                                            
                            | [11:14.64] | It was the first frost. | 
                                            
                            | [11:19.24] | We were...      Sit. Just sit down. Sit. | 
                                            
                            | [11:21.39] | You should feel great about yourself | 
                                            
                            | [11:23.36] | You're doing this amazing independent thing. | 
                                            
                            | [11:25.73] | Monica, what is so amazing? | 
                                            
                            | [11:27.65] | I gave up like everything. And for what? | 
                                            
                            | [11:31.99] | You are just like Jack. | 
                                            
                            | [11:34.17] | Jack from downstairs? | 
                                            
                            | [11:35.94] | No, Jack and the Beanstalk. | 
                                            
                            | [11:40.03] | Ah, the other Jack.     Yeah, right. | 
                                            
                            | [11:43.03] | See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. | 
                                            
                            | [11:46.14] | And then he woke up and there was this big plant... | 
                                            
                            | [11:50.07] | ...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. | 
                                            
                            | [11:54.53] | And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. | 
                                            
                            | [11:58.33] | Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. | 
                                            
                            | [12:02.52] | I gave up an orthodontist. | 
                                            
                            | [12:05.02] | Okay, I know I didn't love him, but... | 
                                            
                            | [12:07.67] | Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. | 
                                            
                            | [12:11.03] | But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. | 
                                            
                            | [12:13.83] | Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like... | 
                                            
                            | [12:16.61] | Flupie?      Yeah. | 
                                            
                            | [12:18.80] | You're not the only one. I mean,half the time we don't know where we're going | 
                                            
                            | [12:23.51] | You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together | 
                                            
                            | [12:26.53] | and it's just gonna be "unflupie." | 
                                            
                            | [12:29.17] | Yeah, like that's a word. | 
                                            
                            | [12:33.89] | Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together? | 
                                            
                            | [12:38.60] | Pheebs? | 
                                            
                            | [12:42.66] | Well, because you just... I don't like this question. | 
                                            
                            | [12:46.18] | Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? | 
                                            
                            | [12:49.79] | I mean, what if all we've got are... | 
                                            
                            | [12:53.79] | ...beans? | 
                                            
                            | [12:56.58] | Get him! Get him! Get him! | 
                                            
                            | [13:02.38] | Get... Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal? | 
                                            
                            | [13:05.96] | See buddy,that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. | 
                                            
                            | [13:10.91] | Pass it. Pass it. | 
                                            
                            | [13:12.63] | He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! | 
                                            
                            | [13:16.37] | Whoa. Oh.      Whoa. | 
                                            
                            | [13:20.50] | Hey, look, we're on that TV thing.      Ooh, ooh, ooh. | 
                                            
                            | [13:26.09] | I got it!       Hey, hey, we got it! Hey! | 
                                            
                            | [13:31.83] | Emergency Room | 
                                            
                            | [13:35.72] | Excuse me. | 
                                            
                            | [13:36.52] | It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. | 
                                            
                            | [13:41.64] | Well, I'm not completely satisfied. | 
                                            
                            | [13:43.93] | Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness | 
                                            
                            | [13:50.12] | Listen, it's kind of an emergency. | 
                                            
                            | [13:52.20] | I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. | 
                                            
                            | [13:55.40] | Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. | 
                                            
                            | [14:01.15] | Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay? | 
                                            
                            | [14:03.94] | But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. | 
                                            
                            | [14:07.27] | Well, you'll have to wait your turn.      Well, how long do you think it'll be? | 
                                            
                            | [14:11.87] | Any minute now. | 
                                            
                            | [14:14.67] | Hey, listen... Ooh. | 
                                            
                            | [14:23.73] | (I wake up and I start to cry) | 
                                            
                            | [14:27.82] | (Ain't no hope in...) | 
                                            
                            | [14:31.59] | Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. | 
                                            
                            | [14:35.58] | No, you were right. | 
                                            
                            | [14:37.35] | I don't have a plan. | 
                                            
                            | [14:40.72] | Pizza guy. | 
                                            
                            | [14:44.96] | Thank God.      Food. | 
                                            
                            | [14:47.20] | Phoebe?     What? | 
                                            
                            | [14:49.16] | Do you have a plan?        I don't even have a "pla." | 
                                            
                            | [14:55.98] | Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? | 
                                            
                            | [14:58.15] | No, no, no. That's not what we ordered. | 
                                            
                            | [15:02.56] | We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. | 
                                            
                            | [15:05.30] | Wait, you're not G. Stephanopoulos?      No. | 
                                            
                            | [15:11.35] |  | 
                                            
                            | [15:14.46] | Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? | 
                                            
                            | [15:18.45] | Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. | 
                                            
                            | [15:21.40] | Oh, bonehead. Bonehead. | 
                                            
                            | [15:23.07] | Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself | 
                                            
                            | [15:27.30] | Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? | 
                                            
                            | [15:34.51] | Yeah, that sounds about right. | 
                                            
                            | [15:36.94] | Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?     And a power tie? | 
                                            
                            | [15:41.70] | No, pretty much just a towel. | 
                                            
                            | [15:43.78] | Oh, God.     Oh. Oh. | 
                                            
                            | [15:46.58] | Oh, my God.     You want me to take this back? | 
                                            
                            | [15:48.39] | What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos'pizza. | 
                                            
                            | [15:51.91] | Here.     Uh, Pheebs?     Yeah? | 
                                            
                            | [15:56.50] | Who's George Snuffleupagus? | 
                                            
                            | [16:03.09] | That's Big Bird's friend. | 
                                            
                            | [16:07.39] | I see pizza. | 
                                            
                            | [16:08.88] | Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see. | 
                                            
                            | [16:11.11] | Hello? Who are we spying on? | 
                                            
                            | [16:13.13] | You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? | 
                                            
                            | [16:16.55] | The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? | 
                                            
                            | [16:20.06] | Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him. | 
                                            
                            | [16:23.89] | Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman. | 
                                            
                            | [16:27.58] | Tell me it's his mother. | 
                                            
                            | [16:29.44] | Definitely not his mother.     Oh, no. | 
                                            
                            | [16:32.70] | Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor. | 
                                            
                            | [16:34.92] | She's walking, she's walking. | 
                                            
                            | [16:37.25] | She's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch! | 
                                            
                            | [16:48.60] | (Dr. Max to Center 456) | 
                                            
                            | [16:50.11] | (Dr. Max to Center 456) | 
                                            
                            | [16:53.30] | Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour... | 
                                            
                            | [16:58.96] | and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. | 
                                            
                            | [17:01.20] | I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? | 
                                            
                            | [17:04.15] | Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad. | 
                                            
                            | [17:09.69] | I know we both said some things...we didn't mean... | 
                                            
                            | [17:15.75] | but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other | 
                                            
                            | [17:20.15] | You know, I feel like I've lost her. | 
                                            
                            | [17:22.85] | Come on, push me-No -Come on, push me | 
                                            
                            | [17:30.00] | No,we're going to get into trouble | 
                                            
                            | [17:31.63] | Don't be a baby.Push me, push me | 
                                            
                            | [17:34.48] | Alright alright, I'm gonna push you, okay? | 
                                            
                            | [17:36.44] | How about I push you like this? | 
                                            
                            | [17:40.00] | Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, pally wally wally | 
                                            
                            | [17:49.22] | I am so very sorry. Can I sign you? | 
                                            
                            | [17:57.47] | Lights still out?      Yeah. | 
                                            
                            | [17:59.62] | Well, maybe they're napping. | 
                                            
                            | [18:01.59] | Heh. Please. They're having sex. | 
                                            
                            | [18:04.44] | Shut up | 
                                            
                            | [18:06.66] | So, what do you think George is like? | 
                                            
                            | [18:14.22] | I think he's shy.      Oh, yeah? | 
                                            
                            | [18:17.17] | Yeah. I think you have to draw him out | 
                                            
                            | [18:20.02] | And then when you do, he's a preppy animal. | 
                                            
                            | [18:25.45] | So what do you think of the guys are like? | 
                                            
                            | [18:28.71] | Our guys?     Yeah,our guys | 
                                            
                            | [18:30.20] | Well,I don't know.I feel funny talking about that | 
                                            
                            | [18:33.04] | Oh come on.    Okay,well.I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket | 
                                            
                            | [18:39.17] | You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes | 
                                            
                            | [18:42.79] | I don't know.I think he might surprise you | 
                                            
                            | [18:47.13] | One time,he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender | 
                                            
                            | [18:51.90] | Come on,baby,come on. Let's go...Yes! | 
                                            
                            | [18:59.56] | Chandler is hard to read. | 
                                            
                            | [19:01.64] | He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce | 
                                            
                            | [19:04.79] | I think it's a part of an act | 
                                            
                            | [19:06.04] | I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems | 
                                            
                            | [19:15.26] | You know who is kind of sexy? | 
                                            
                            | [19:17.18] | Don't-Ross -No, guys, please, he is my brother | 
                                            
                            | [19:21.22] | I know what exactly what you mean.He can be really smooth | 
                                            
                            | [19:35.66] | Can'y you just picture him in bed.-I really don't want to | 
                                            
                            | [19:43.11] | Come on, laugh, laugh | 
                                            
                            | [19:45.44] | I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window... | 
                                            
                            | [19:48.19] | ...and her face had the most incredible glow | 
                                            
                            | [19:52.07] | Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. | 
                                            
                            | [19:55.80] | You did this part | 
                                            
                            | [19:56.68] | Could I get some painkillers over here, please? | 
                                            
                            | [20:00.20] | He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? | 
                                            
                            | [20:04.34] | So you slept with her for the first time. So what? | 
                                            
                            | [20:07.29] | You slept with her for seven years after that. | 
                                            
                            | [20:11.22] | It's just a little more complicated than that. | 
                                            
                            | [20:13.70] | What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? | 
                                            
                            | [20:16.56] | That she left you for a woman that likes women? | 
                                            
                            | [20:18.68] | A little louder. | 
                                            
                            | [20:19.77] | There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you12 | 
                                            
                            | [20:23.09] | Then what? | 
                                            
                            | [20:28.25] | My first time with Carol was... | 
                                            
                            | [20:31.05] | Was my...-What? | 
                                            
                            | [20:37.42] | It was my first......time. | 
                                            
                            | [20:42.92] | With Carol?-Oh. | 
                                            
                            | [20:51.26] | So in your whole life, you've only been with one? | 
                                            
                            | [20:56.37] | Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake | 
                                            
                            | [21:02.85] | There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. | 
                                            
                            | [21:07.35] | Okay. Okay, I got one. | 
                                            
                            | [21:09.01] | Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much? | 
                                            
                            | [21:15.34] | Well, unless goose is a vegetable... | 
                                            
                            | [21:22.40] | Okay, fine, fine. | 
                                            
                            | [21:26.07] | Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. | 
                                            
                            | [21:29.18] | What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up. | 
                                            
                            | [21:32.91] | How long?      Just a couple hours. | 
                                            
                            | [21:35.29] | Oh, that's nice. | 
                                            
                            | [21:37.26] | Okay, okay, okay, I got one. | 
                                            
                            | [21:38.86] | Anyway. | 
                                            
                            | [21:43.41] | The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. | 
                                            
                            | [21:48.18] | Excuse me? | 
                                            
                            | [21:49.68] | Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. | 
                                            
                            | [21:52.99] | She was a big girl | 
                                            
                            | [21:59.00] | Really? | 
                                            
                            | [22:00.49] | Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade. | 
                                            
                            | [22:06.52] | I was laughing. You made me laugh. | 
                                            
                            | [22:09.37] | Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is. | 
                                            
                            | [22:12.00] | Where?     Right where we've been looking all night. | 
                                            
                            | [22:15.53] | Oh, he's so cute.     Oh, George, baby, drop the towel. | 
                                            
                            | [22:18.95] | Come on, drop the towel.      Drop the towel. | 
                                            
                            | [22:21.70] | Please drop the towel. Drop it. | 
                                            
                            | [22:23.92] | ALL: Wow. | 
                                            
                            | [22:28.06] | Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? | 
                                            
                            | [22:34.59] | I think it's great. | 
                                            
                            | [22:36.24] | You know, it's sweet. It's romantic. | 
                                            
                            | [22:40.55] | Really? | 
                                            
                            | [22:42.82] | No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him. | 
                                            
                            | [22:46.49] | Hey, man. - Hey, buddy.-Ah? Ah? | 
                                            
                            | [22:48.62] | Oh. | 
                                            
                            | [22:51.99] | That's attractive. | 
                                            
                            | [22:57.38] | Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. | 
                                            
                            | [23:02.66] | Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. | 
                                            
                            | [23:06.28] | Fun? Where was the fun? | 
                                            
                            | [23:07.67] | Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? | 
                                            
                            | [23:10.31] | Where's my puck? | 
                                            
                            | [23:11.55] | Oh. The kid has it. - The kid? | 
                                            
                            | [23:13.27] | Excuse me, uh, that's my puck. | 
                                            
                            | [23:18.50] | I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. | 
                                            
                            | [23:21.90] | You gotta do it, man. | 
                                            
                            | [23:26.93] | Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you... | 
                                            
                            | [23:31.65] | I can't do it. | 
                                            
                            | [23:34.14] | Listen, uh, give me back my puck. - No. | 
                                            
                            | [23:36.63] | Yes, how about? - No. | 
                                            
                            | [23:38.38] | No, come here. Just give me my puck. - No, no, no. | 
                                            
                            | [23:40.82] | Hey, no roughhousing in my ER. | 
                                            
                            | [23:43.00] | Give me my puck! Unh. | 
                                            
                            | [23:49.88] | Now, that was fun. | 
                                            
                            | [23:56.44] | Okay, Monica. | 
                                            
                            | [23:59.20] | Right foot, red. | 
                                            
                            | [24:02.31] | Could've played Monopoly, but no. | 
                                            
                            | [24:05.88] | Thanks. | 
                                            
                            | [24:17.83] | Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. | 
                                            
                            | [24:23.27] | Good.-Ross,switch places with me.Phoebe could be your no.2- Hmm? | 
                                            
                            | [24:36.22] | What?-Nothing.It's a twister thing.The rules are on the back of the box | 
                                            
                            | [24:41.44] | Hello? | 
                                            
                            | [24:44.92] | Oh. Rachel, it's the Visa-card people. | 
                                            
                            | [24:48.44] | Oh, okay. Will you take my place? | 
                                            
                            | [24:50.36] | All right. Yes, this is Rachel. | 
                                            
                            | [24:52.53] | No. - Oh. | 
                                            
                            | [24:56.32] | Hello? | 
                                            
                            | [24:57.60] | Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. | 
                                            
                            | [25:01.44] | Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really. | 
                                            
                            | [25:05.16] | To the green, to the green. | 
                                            
                            | [25:06.88] | Oh, no. - To the green. | 
                                            
                            | [25:08.27] | I've got magic beans. | 
                                            
                            | [25:12.57] | No, no, never mind. | 
                                            
                            | [25:14.53] | To the left. To the left. | 
                                            
                            | [25:18.78] | I'm fine. |