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We're in the car,fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake. |
| [00:58.-2] |
Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone. |
| [02:36.-2] |
- No. - Yes,it is. Carol,hi! |
| [03:24.-4] |
Well,you know, in here,anyone who.. |
| [06:19.-3] |
- and we'll eat ice cream. - Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond - |
| [09:48.-2] |
- Ross,help me with the spaghetti. - Yes. |
| [10:08.-4] |
This will sound unbelievably selfish.. |
| [10:11.-3] |
but did you plan to bring up the baby/lesbian thing? |
| [12:19.-4] |
Carol's a lesbian. |
| [12:55.-4] |
They know what they do. |
| [20:04.-4] |
A month ago,I wanted to hurt you more than I've ever wanted to. |
| [00:01.81] |
You don't understand. |
| [00:03.45] |
For us,kissing is as important as any part. |
| [00:06.69] |
Yeah,right! |
| [00:10.82] |
You serious? |
| [00:13.02] |
Oh,yeah. |
| [00:14.26] |
- Everything is in that first kiss. - Absolutely. - |
| [00:17.90] |
For us,kissing's an opening act.. |
| [00:20.67] |
like the comedian you have to sit through.. |
| [00:24.00] |
before Pink Floyd comes out. |
| [00:29.31] |
And it's not that we don't like the comedian. |
| [00:32.78] |
It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket. |
| [00:39.68] |
The problem is,no matter how great the show was.. |
| [00:44.19] |
you girls are looking for the comedian again. |
| [00:54.83] |
Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. |
| [01:07.38] |
Are we still talking about sex? |
| [01:11.15] |
The One With the Sonogram at the End |
| [02:01.37] |
No,it's good. It is good. |
| [02:03.50] |
It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry? |
| [02:07.34] |
Well,she has issues. |
| [02:10.54] |
Does she? |
| [02:11.81] |
Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving." |
| [02:15.61] |
He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. |
| [02:22.09] |
Marsha,see,these are cave people. |
| [02:26.19] |
Okay,they have issues like: |
| [02:28.86] |
"Gee,that glacier's getting kind of close." Gee， |
| [02:32.43] |
Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? |
| [02:38.07] |
Okay. Yes,it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age. |
| [02:42.37] |
- Can I stay? - No. |
| [02:58.76] |
- Hi. - Hi. |
| [03:08.23] |
- Is this a bad time? - No,it's.. |
| [03:11.20] |
the Stone Age. |
| [03:15.64] |
You look great. I hate that. |
| [03:20.35] |
Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. |
| [03:28.35] |
stands erect.. |
| [03:33.02] |
- What's new? Still a - A lesbian? |
| [03:37.83] |
You never know. How's the family? |
| [03:42.00] |
- Marty's still totally paranoid. - Carol,why are you here? - |
| [03:48.81] |
- I'm pregnant. - Pregnant. |
| [03:59.18] |
She didn't leave in such a hurry after all. |
| [04:02.85] |
This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding. |
| [04:10.40] |
Then I've already seen this one. |
| [04:14.37] |
Are you through with that? |
| [04:16.33] |
Sorry,the swallowing slowed me down. |
| [04:20.41] |
Whose ball of paper is this? |
| [04:22.44] |
Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. |
| [04:26.54] |
So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. |
| [04:31.12] |
She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It's fine. |
| [04:36.62] |
I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition. |
| [04:40.49] |
Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow. |
| [04:46.36] |
Relax,you do this every time. The place looks great. |
| [04:49.90] |
You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.. |
| [04:53.61] |
to avoid touching. |
| [04:58.61] |
Monica? Hi! |
| [05:01.81] |
Monica,you're scaring me. |
| [05:05.62] |
I mean,you're all chaotic and twirly,you know? |
| [05:09.45] |
Not in a good way. |
| [05:12.49] |
Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come. |
| [05:18.56] |
That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. |
| [05:22.50] |
You see,he's "The Prince." |
| [05:24.60] |
They had some big ceremony before I was born. |
| [05:31.71] |
- What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. |
| [05:39.42] |
- Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful. - |
| [05:47.76] |
Oh,God! Oh,God! Oh,God! |
| [05:51.20] |
No,don't touch that. |
| [05:55.40] |
Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough,having to give it back. |
| [06:00.00] |
"Hi,Barry,remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart." “ |
| [06:05.38] |
Now I must return the ring without the ring.. |
| [06:08.81] |
which makes it so much harder. |
| [06:12.55] |
Easy,we'll find it. Won't we? |
| [06:15.72] |
Look,it's gonna be okay. You'll give it back.. |
| [06:23.23] |
Any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you. |
| [06:28.67] |
- When did you have it last? - Doy,right before she lost it. - |
| [06:35.04] |
You don't get a lot of "doy" these days. |
| [06:39.51] |
I know I had it this morning. |
| [06:42.08] |
I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with |
| [06:45.52] |
Dinah? |
| [06:49.79] |
- Oh,don't be mad. - You didn't. |
| [06:53.46] |
- Oh,I'm sorry. - I gave you one job! - |
| [06:59.06] |
But look how straight those noodles are. |
| [07:02.53] |
That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. |
| [07:09.54] |
I just can't do it. |
| [07:12.38] |
Boys? We're going in. |
| [07:24.39] |
Hi. |
| [07:27.29] |
- That is not a happy "hi." - Carol's pregnant. - |
| [07:30.90] |
I found it! |
| [07:34.63] |
What? |
| [07:38.17] |
Yeah. |
| [07:40.44] |
Do that for two hours,you might be where I am about now. |
| [07:46.04] |
That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. |
| [07:51.58] |
How do you fit into this whole thing? |
| [07:54.35] |
Carol and Susan want me to be involved. |
| [07:57.19] |
But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. |
| [08:02.09] |
- It's totally up to me. - She is so great. I miss her. - |
| [08:11.54] |
- What does she mean by "involved"? - Your job is done. - |
| [08:18.01] |
And the most enjoyable. |
| [08:21.68] |
Phoebe,say something. |
| [08:23.82] |
They want me to go down to this sonogram thing.. |
| [08:27.35] |
with them tomorrow. |
| [08:29.19] |
Remember when life was simpler.. |
| [08:31.52] |
and she was just a lesbian? |
| [08:35.13] |
Those were the days. |
| [08:38.03] |
- What are you gonna do? - I have no idea. |
| [08:41.83] |
No matter what I do, I'm still gonna be a father. |
| [08:55.55] |
This is still ruined,right? |
| [09:03.69] |
Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you. |
| [09:09.89] |
- What's that curry taste? - Curry. |
| [09:17.84] |
I think they're great. I really do. |
| [09:21.17] |
The big Lugwin had a thing for you. |
| [09:24.44] |
- They all had a thing for him. - Oh,Mom. - |
| [09:28.21] |
Why is this girl going to call me? |
| [09:30.65] |
She just graduated,and she wants to be something in cooking or food.. |
| [09:36.75] |
I told her you have a restaurant |
| [09:39.36] |
- I don't have,I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that. - |
| [09:51.77] |
Oh,we're having spaghetti. That's easy. |
| [09:56.64] |
We were going to have lasagna. |
| [09:58.78] |
- I love lasagna. - We're not having it. - |
| [10:02.71] |
Then why bring it up? He latches on. |
| [10:14.93] |
It might take the heat off of me. |
| [10:20.57] |
That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club. |
| [10:24.47] |
They were not playing well. |
| [10:26.77] |
I won't say what they spent.. |
| [10:29.24] |
but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding. |
| [10:34.68] |
At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. |
| [10:41.52] |
- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. |
| [10:44.86] |
- It's an expression. - No,it's not. |
| [10:48.06] |
Don't listen to her. You've always been independent. |
| [10:51.66] |
Even when you were a chubby kid.. |
| [10:54.20] |
and you had no friends, you were just fine. |
| [10:58.84] |
You'd read alone in your room. Your puzzles.. |
| [11:05.71] |
People like Ross need to shoot for the stars. |
| [11:09.78] |
With his museum and his published papers. |
| [11:12.85] |
Others are satisfied with staying where they are. |
| [11:16.45] |
These people never get cancer. |
| [11:20.02] |
They're happy with what they have,content.. |
| [11:23.29] |
like cows. |
| [11:27.16] |
Cows,Dad? |
| [11:29.13] |
She knows how much I love cows. |
| [11:34.41] |
I read about women trying to have it all,and I thank God.. |
| [11:38.78] |
our "Harmonica" doesn't have that problem. |
| [11:43.31] |
- I'm telling you,you'll be fine. - Thank you,Daddy. |
| [11:48.92] |
Oh,so this does work. |
| [11:55.16] |
So,Ross,what's going on with you? |
| [11:58.90] |
Any stories? No news,no little anecdotes to share with the folks? |
| [12:07.24] |
Look,I realize you guys have been wondering.. |
| [12:10.88] |
what exactly happened between Carol and me. |
| [12:14.15] |
And so,well,here's the deal. |
| [12:22.59] |
She lives with a woman named Susan. |
| [12:26.79] |
She's pregnant with my child. |
| [12:30.49] |
She and Susan are going to raise the baby. |
| [12:37.60] |
And you knew about this? |
| [12:47.31] |
Folks are really that bad? |
| [12:50.15] |
Well,you know,these people are pros. |
| [12:56.65] |
They take their time. They get the job done. |
| [13:02.29] |
They say that you can't change your parents. |
| [13:05.70] |
Boy,if you could,I'd want yours. |
| [13:10.63] |
Must pee. |
| [13:13.34] |
It's worse when you're twins. |
| [13:15.44] |
- You're a twin? - We don't speak. |
| [13:17.64] |
She's this high-powered, driven,career-type. |
| [13:20.85] |
- What does she do? - She's a waitress. - |
| [13:25.02] |
- Identical? - People say we look alike. - |
| [13:27.79] |
But I don't see it. |
| [13:30.22] |
You guys,I kind of gotta clean up now. |
| [13:33.49] |
Chandler,as an only child, you don't have this. |
| [13:36.59] |
No,although I did have an imaginary friend.. |
| [13:40.20] |
who my parents preferred. |
| [13:44.24] |
Hit the lights,please. |
| [13:53.54] |
How long was I in there? |
| [13:56.41] |
- I'm just cleaning up. - Oh,you need any help? |
| [14:02.75] |
Okay,sure. Thanks. |
| [14:10.00] |
Anyway.. |
| [14:12.13] |
So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? |
| [14:15.83] |
A little. |
| [14:19.04] |
A lot. |
| [14:21.64] |
So,got any advice? |
| [14:24.38] |
You know,as someone who's recently been dumped. |
| [14:28.71] |
You may wanna steer clear of the word "dumped." |
| [14:33.62] |
Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man. |
| [14:38.06] |
You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. |
| [14:45.56] |
Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. |
| [14:50.17] |
And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn. |
| [14:56.67] |
You've got Carol tomorrow. |
| [15:00.01] |
- When did it get so complicated? - Got me. - |
| [15:04.42] |
- Remember being in high school? - Yeah. - |
| [15:07.25] |
Didn't you think you'd meet someone.. |
| [15:10.02] |
fall in love,and that'd be it? |
| [15:17.46] |
- Ross? - Yes. Yes. |
| [15:22.30] |
Man,I never thought I'd be here. |
| [15:32.64] |
Me neither. |
| [15:51.53] |
Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. |
| [15:54.06] |
There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway.. |
| [15:58.34] |
Hi. |
| [16:00.60] |
- You remember Susan. - How could I forget? - |
| [16:05.21] |
Hello,Susan. Good shake,good shake. |
| [16:09.91] |
So,we're just waiting for? |
| [16:12.92] |
- Dr. Oberman. - And is he? - |
| [16:15.45] |
- She. - Of course,"she." |
| [16:19.12] |
Is she familiar with our special situation? |
| [16:23.39] |
- Yes,and she's very supportive. - Okay,that's great. - |
| [16:29.03] |
No,I'm Oh. |
| [16:31.67] |
Thanks. |
| [16:53.19] |
That opens my cervix. |
| [17:01.67] |
- Barry? - Come on in. |
| [17:04.54] |
- Are you sure? - It's fine. |
| [17:06.74] |
Robbie's gonna be here for hours. |
| [17:12.64] |
So,how are you doing? |
| [17:15.55] |
I'm.. |
| [17:17.85] |
I'm okay. |
| [17:20.55] |
- You look great. - Yeah,well. |
| [17:23.92] |
Dr. Farber,Jason Greenspan's gagging. |
| [17:26.62] |
Be right there. Be back in a second. |
| [17:34.73] |
I dumped him. |
| [17:54.79] |
So,how's this all gonna work? |
| [17:58.19] |
The baby grows in a special place inside |
| [18:01.23] |
Thank you. |
| [18:02.49] |
I mean,how's this gonna work, you know,with us? |
| [18:07.00] |
When important decisions have to be made? |
| [18:10.33] |
- Give me a "for instance." - Well,I don't know. - |
| [18:13.84] |
- How about with the baby's name? - Marlon. - |
| [18:17.47] |
If it's a boy. Minnie,if it's a girl. |
| [18:22.18] |
As in "Mouse"? |
| [18:25.32] |
As in my grandmother. |
| [18:27.52] |
Still,you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse." |
| [18:32.66] |
How about..? |
| [18:34.86] |
How about Julia? |
| [18:37.13] |
- Julia. - We agreed on Minnie. - |
| [18:39.90] |
We agreed we'd spend our lives together. |
| [18:42.80] |
Things change. Roll with the punches. |
| [18:46.20] |
I believe Julia's on the table? |
| [18:51.14] |
Sorry about that. |
| [18:55.71] |
So,what have you been up to? |
| [18:58.48] |
Oh,not much. |
| [19:01.55] |
- I got a job. - That's great. - |
| [19:05.39] |
Why are you so tan? |
| [19:09.89] |
I went to Aruba. |
| [19:12.06] |
Oh,no. You went on our honeymoon alone? |
| [19:15.10] |
No. |
| [19:19.67] |
I went with.. |
| [19:22.84] |
- Now,this may hurt. - Me? |
| [19:24.78] |
No. |
| [19:28.81] |
I went with Mindy. |
| [19:30.65] |
Mindy? |
| [19:32.85] |
My maid of honor,Mindy? |
| [19:34.72] |
Yeah,we're kind of a thing now. |
| [19:42.09] |
You got plugs! |
| [19:44.13] |
Careful. They haven't quite taken yet. |
| [19:47.40] |
And you got lenses. |
| [19:50.03] |
You hate sticking your finger in your eye. |
| [19:53.17] |
Not for her. |
| [19:58.51] |
Listen,I really wanted to thank you. |
| [20:01.65] |
Okay. |
| [20:09.00] |
And I'm an orthodontist. |
| [20:12.89] |
You know,you were right. I thought we were happy. |
| [20:16.66] |
We weren't happy. |
| [20:19.30] |
But with Mindy.. |
| [20:22.00] |
now I'm happy. |
| [20:25.07] |
- Spit. - What? |
| [20:26.54] |
Me. |
| [20:30.51] |
Anyway.. |
| [20:33.14] |
I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy. |
| [20:38.42] |
Like she'd settle for that. |
| [20:45.00] |
Yeah,that's true. |
| [20:47.42] |
But I think it's a nice ring.. |
| [20:51.33] |
and thank you for giving it to me. |
| [20:56.00] |
Thank you for giving it back. |
| [21:00.70] |
Hello! |
| [21:05.78] |
- Please,what's wrong with Helen? - Helen Geller? |
| [21:10.55] |
- I don't think so. - It's not gonna be Helen Geller. - |
| [21:14.25] |
- Thank you. - No,I mean,it's not Geller. - |
| [21:18.39] |
It'll be Helen Willick? |
| [21:20.39] |
No,actually,we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. |
| [21:26.90] |
Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? |
| [21:29.83] |
It's my baby too. |
| [21:31.40] |
Really? I don't remember you making any sperm. |
| [21:37.34] |
And we all know what a challenge that is. |
| [21:40.74] |
- You two,stop it. - She gets a credit. I'm in there too. - |
| [21:44.75] |
Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse. |
| [21:50.72] |
Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. |
| [21:54.76] |
See what he does? He knows no one's gonna say all those names. |
| [21:59.40] |
They'll call her Geller. He gets his way. |
| [22:02.13] |
My way? You think this is my way? |
| [22:04.50] |
Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being.. |
| [22:08.37] |
this is not my You know what? This is too hard. |
| [22:12.21] |
Knock,knock. How are we? Any nausea? |
| [22:15.11] |
- A little. - Just a little. |
| [22:18.75] |
I was wondering about the mother-to-be,but thanks for sharing. |
| [22:23.85] |
- Lie back. - You know what? I'm gonna go. |
| [22:27.52] |
I don't think I can be involved in this family thing. |
| [22:42.74] |
- Oh,my God! - Look at that. |
| [22:45.68] |
I know. |
| [22:57.55] |
Well,isn't that amazing? |
| [23:03.23] |
What are we supposed to be seeing here? |
| [23:06.73] |
I don't know,but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. |
| [23:14.67] |
If you tilt your head and relax your eyes.. |
| [23:17.81] |
it kind of looks like an old potato. |
| [23:21.35] |
Then don't do that,all right? |
| [23:25.68] |
Monica,what do you think? |
| [23:31.49] |
- Are you welling up? - No. |
| [23:33.86] |
- You are. You're welling up. - I'm not. |
| [23:37.36] |
- You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh,shut up. - |
| [23:41.43] |
Hi,Mindy. Hi,it's Rachel. |
| [23:45.50] |
Yeah,I'm fine. I saw Barry today. |
| [23:49.47] |
Yeah,he told me. No,it's okay. Really,it's okay. |
| [23:54.41] |
I hope you two are very happy. I really do. |
| [23:58.25] |
And,Min,you know, if everything works out.. |
| [24:02.09] |
and you guys get married and have kids.. |
| [24:06.12] |
I hope they have his hairline and your nose! |
| [24:14.30] |
That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! |
