| [00:29] |
The books you think I wrote are way too thick |
| [00:35] |
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a ******* |
| [00:42] |
And I don't watch you when you sleep |
| [00:47] |
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep |
| [00:52] |
You're not going to heaven |
| [00:57] |
Why the ******* did you think I'd ever kick it with you |
| [01:02] |
None of you are going to heaven |
| [01:07] |
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you |
| [01:17] |
You shouldn't abstain from rape just cause you think that I want you to |
| [01:24] |
You shouldn't rape because rape is a ****** up thing to do |
| [01:30] |
Pretty obvious just don't ******* rape people please |
| [01:35] |
Didn't think I had to write that one down for you |
| [01:41] |
I don't think masturbation is obscene |
| [01:46] |
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest ******* thing I've ever seen |
| [01:51] |
You make my job a living hell |
| [01:55] |
I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well |
| [02:02] |
You're not going to heaven |
| [02:08] |
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns |
| [02:12] |
None of you are going to heaven |
| [02:17] |
You're not my children you're a bad game of Sims |
| [02:25] |
You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to |
| [02:35] |
You can eat pork, because why the ******* would I give a shit? |
| [02:40] |
I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deli aisle? |
| [02:50] |
You argue and you bicker and you fight |
| [02:56] |
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night |
| [03:03] |
Over what they think is true |
| [03:07] |
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you |
| [03:13] |
You pray so badly for heaven |
| [03:17] |
Knowing any day might be the day that you die |
| [03:22] |
But maybe life on earth could be heaven |
| [03:27] |
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try? |
| [03:36] |
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn |
| [03:40] |
And when you earn it you won't need it |
| [03:45] |
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn |
| [03:50] |
And when you earn it you won't need it |
| [03:55] |
I'm not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to |
| [04:04] |
If you want love then the love has gotta come from you |
