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It's about halfway through the show |
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So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am |
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And I'm pretty fucking deep guys |
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So deep |
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That I named this song |
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#Deep |
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Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, |
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And take to the air? |
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Me neither |
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Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme |
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But the right words just weren't there? |
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Meat cleaver |
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The people in my life are like grains of sand |
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Cause they stick together |
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Yeah.. Often near my butt hole |
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If life is the ocean |
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I am a deep and handsome fish |
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A fish that's drowning |
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If the artistic process is a birth canal |
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Then I am a freshly jellied kid |
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Come witness my crowning |
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These thoughts of mine |
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Must be a sign that I'm |
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#Deep |
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? |
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Probably not |
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Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat |
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Instead of your girlfriends face? |
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Me neither |
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...Me neither! …… |
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Have you ever wrote a song note for note |
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And not a single note was out of place? |
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Duh! |
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(Plays off key) |
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Hold on |
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The people in my life are like blades of grass, how? |
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Cause they're all so grounded |
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But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE! |
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Art is a harlot |
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And I am her sassy urban friend |
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Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? |
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If momma is right and the world is my oyster |
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Then I must have an allergy to shellfish |
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You don't know |
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How could you know |
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If life makes you wish you were dead |
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Just put on a good movie |
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Then promptly put a bullet in your head |
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Spend forever asleep |
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Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream |
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#Deep |
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Thank you |
