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This first song is called A World On Fire |
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AhhhAHhhhhhh |
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The next song is a little bit longer than that one |
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And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad |
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I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn't |
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Isn't that terrible |
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I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs |
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I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating |
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I saw a giraffe that had a short neck |
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That was sad, or a... deer |
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I saw an old man get hit by a train |
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He didn't see it in the pouring rain |
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He didn't hear me shout "look out for the train" |
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Cause i didn't say anything |
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I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is going to be sad." |
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And it was |
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I'm a genius |
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I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie |
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I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse |
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I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself |
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I saw a kid with red hair |
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I went to a store looking for something to buy |
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But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy |
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No wait, this store sells mirrors |
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See what I did there? |
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Let's Rock |
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No |
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The world's so sad bros |
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Pain, genocide, war, racism,sexism |
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But i gotta remember there's good things about it too |
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Like the fact that none of that is happening to me |
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Score |
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Still though it's hard not to be sad about it |
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How do y'all do it? |
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I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven't been sad at all |
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You’ve been happy |
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No, you've been laughing |
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That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything |
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It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world |
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I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who’ve gotta fucking deal with ‘em all the time |
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Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! |
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The world isn’t sad. The world’s funny! |
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I'm a sociopath! |
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I saw an old man slip and fall; hey, what a fucking idiot |
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I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral |
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Hahaha! Classic comedy! |
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Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now |
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The Holocaust and 9/11? |
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That shit’s funny 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out |
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Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes! |
