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I flew United Airlines On my way to Nebraska |
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The plane departed Halifax Connecting in Chicago’s O’Hare. |
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While on the ground the passenger Said from the seat behind me, |
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My God, they’re throwing guitars out there!”" |
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The Band and I exchanged a look best described as terror, |
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At the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be. |
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So before I left Chicago,I alerted three employees, |
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Who showed complete indifference towards me. |
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United, United, |
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You broke my Taylor Guitar. |
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United, United, |
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Some big help you are. |
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You broke it, you should fix it. |
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You’re liable, just admit it. |
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I should have flown with someone else or gone by car, |
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Cause United Breaks Guitars. |
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When we landed in Nebraska,I confirmed what I’d suspected: |
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My Taylor’d been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O’Hare. |
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And so began a year-long saga of pass the buck, “Don’t ask me,” |
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And “I’m sorry sir, your claim can go no where.” |
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So to all the airline’s people from New York to New Delhi, |
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I’ve heard all your excuses and I’ve chased your wild gooses, |
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And this attitude of yours I say must go. |
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United, United, |
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You broke my Taylor Guitar. |
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United, United, |
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Some big help you are. |
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You broke it, you should fix it. |
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You’re liable, just admit it. |
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I should have flown with someone else or gone by car, |
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Cause United Breaks Guitars. |
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Well I won’t say that I’ll never fly With you again |
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cause maybe to save the world I probably would |
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But that won’t likely happen. |
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And if it did, I wouldn’t bring my luggage, |
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Cause you’d just got and break it Into a thousand pieces |
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Just like you broke my heart. |
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When United breaks guitars. |
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United, United, |
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You broke my Taylor Guitar |
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United, United, |
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Some big help you are. |
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You broke it, you should fix it. |
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You’re liable, just admit it. |
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I should have flown with someone else or gone by car, |
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Cause United breaks guitars. |
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Yeah, United breaks guitars. |
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Yeah, United breaks guitars. |