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[ti:After Ever After] |
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[ar:Jon Cozart] |
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[al:] |
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If you've ever wondered why |
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Disney's tales all end in lies |
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Here's what happened |
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After all their dreams came true |
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I loved being princess down |
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In this beautiful ocean blue |
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But mermaids are going missing |
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They end up in someone's stew |
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So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills |
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You're killing my ecosystem |
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With fishing and oil spills (Oh, no) |
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Thank you BP (Thank you BP) |
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Thank you BP (Thank you BP) |
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The British are killing, oil is spilling |
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Now I can't see... MY EYES! |
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China men feast on Flounder's fins |
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Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends |
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Oceans are browning, |
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I think I'm drowning |
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Thanks to BP |
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YOU SUCK! |
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Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared |
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My husband's a mark for the War on Terror |
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Aladdin was taken by the CIA |
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We're not Taliban |
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You've got the wrong man |
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In Guantanamo Bay |
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Prince Ali, where could he be |
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Drowning in wawa |
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Interrogation from the nation of the "free" |
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Bin Laden's taken the fall |
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We're not trained pilots at all |
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Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss |
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We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us |
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Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, |
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Al-Qaeda's not in this country |
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Set free my Prince Ali |
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A whore! A whore! |
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A whore, a whore, a whore! |
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This town's gone wild since I married Adam |
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They think I'm going straight to hell |
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She'll burn bottom in hell |
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But the charges laid on me |
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Of bestiality |
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Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell |
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She is a witch (Oh, no,) |
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I'm overrun by mad men (We're all crazy) |
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I hear they plan to burn me at, |
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At the stake (The witch will fry, that Belle must die) |
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They legit believe I'm Satan |
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And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away |
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After John Smith traveled back to England |
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I helped my people cultivate the fields |
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More English, French and Spaniards came to visit |
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And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel |
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They forced us into unknown lands of exile |
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They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead |
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So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon |
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When I separate their bodies from their heads |
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Wait, what!? |
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(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? |
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(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? |
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Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (Sacrè bleu!) |
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Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (Adiós, amigos) |
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I can murder if I please |
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'Cause I'm dying of disease |
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I can paint with the red colors in these men |
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Thanks to BP |
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Where's Prince Ali? |
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Bestiality |
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I've got STDs |
