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Eminem Has a full line of chainsaws |
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Eminem..Eminem..Eminem..Eminem |
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Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper…Eminem |
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Who can say fore sure? |
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Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer |
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If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use |
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Society will reap a great benefit |
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I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets |
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Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes |
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Fuck Fuck fuck Can't take the stress |
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I make a mess as the day progresses |
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Angry and take it out on the neighbours hedges |
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Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches |
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With these hedge trimming scisors with razor edges |
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Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this |
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Mess and make the best of this situation, I guess |
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Cuz I feel like a little bitch's, predicaments, despicable |
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I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous |
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I look like a freaking woos, a pussy |
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This kid just took my stick of liquorice |
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And threw my sticker books in a picker bush |
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I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook |
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This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook |
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He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head |
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Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous |
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A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) |
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Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous |
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And I'mma be a pain in the anus |
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(Mama could be wrong) |
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I'mma use my head as a weapon |
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Find a way to escape this insaneness |
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Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous |
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Guess it pays to be brainless |
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Fast forward some years later |
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A teenager, this is a fun, sweet |
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I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete |
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Cuz usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished |
| [01:35.750]They've stomped me into the mud [gee] |
for what reason, youstomped me |
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But how do you get the shit beat out of you be down and be upbeat |
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When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life |
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Chance to make it or succeed |
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Cuz you're doomed from the start |
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It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump street |
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But if I had just kept my head up my ass |
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I could accomplish any task |
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Practicing trash talking in a trance |
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Locked in my room yeah But I got some plans mama |
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These damn rhymes are falling |
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Out of my pants pocket I can't stop it |
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And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure |
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I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been before |
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Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that |
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Threw my first punch, end of story |
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Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void, |
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Take some inventory ???Ford engine door hinge syringe an orangean extension cord and a Ninja sword |
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Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore |
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Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain |
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Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head |
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Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't |
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Cause I'd probably be dumber!cause mama always said |
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Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous |
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A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) |
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Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous |
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And I'mma be a pain in the anus |
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(Mama could be wrong) |
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I'mma use my head as a weapon |
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Find a way to escape this insaneness |
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Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous |
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Guess it pays to be brainless |
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Now my mum goes “womp womp womp” |
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Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb |
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I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped |
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But somehow, I came out on top |
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I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo |
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I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out cold |
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Now everywhere I go, they scream out 'Go' |
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I'm bout to clean house, yo |
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I'm Lysol, now I'm just household |
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Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out |
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Middle America, hear them yell out |
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they were so scared, and those kids |
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Just about, belted out |
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Whatever spout that it fell out |
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Of my smart alleck mouth, it was so weird |
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Inappropriate, so be it, I don't see it |
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Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as |
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Motherfuckin' difficult, ye, till then |
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Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow beards |
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It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers |
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Till emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius |
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Smoking mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah |
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You motherfuckin' Insert Insult Here |
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Who the fuck would've thought one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it |
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And boy they did flock |
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Can't believe this little hit blocked |
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This hip hop shit and this ??and still the shit got |
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That white trash traffic and gridlock |
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Shit hopping like a six blocks from a Kid Rock |
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Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid oc-tober |
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And got forbid ah See a wizard and get a brain and actinium cranium ?? |
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Cause I turn to the unibomber mama always said |
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Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous |
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A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) |
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Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous |
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And I'mma be a pain in the anus |
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(Mama could be wrong) |
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I'mma use my head as a weapon |
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Find a way to escape this insaneness |
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Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous |
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Guess it pays to be brainless |
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Insaneness this ain't even a word you stupid fuck |
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Neither is ain't |
