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MAN 1 |
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It was all going okay |
| [00:10.20] |
But now you don't know what to say |
| [00:15.42] |
'Cause you thought that you were being clever |
| [00:19.69] |
But you came off just as dumb as ever |
| [00:23.44] |
WOMAN 1 |
| [00:25.72] |
You should just run for the door |
| [00:30.92] |
You've played out this scene before |
| [00:34.56] |
And you're stuck in a slew of hems and haws |
| [00:41.62] |
BOTH |
| [00:41.89] |
It's so awkward |
| [00:43.85] |
This awkward pause |
| [00:53.22] |
MEN, WOMEN AND WAITER |
| [00:54.72] |
Would gladly eat a plate of glass |
| [00:59.43] |
If it would make this moment pass |
| [01:03.72] |
Would rather skydive with no parachute |
| [01:07.93] |
Man 1 |
| [01:08.24] |
Get caught solicitinga ********** |
| [01:12.69] |
WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER |
| [01:13.84] |
Better to bump into an ex |
| [01:15.98] |
MAN 1 |
| [01:16.00] |
Or crash your car into a tree |
| [01:18.12] |
WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER |
| [01:18.38] |
See your parents having sex |
| [01:20.30] |
MAN 1 |
| [01:20.43] |
Or catch a mild STD |
| [01:22.65] |
MEN, WOMEN & WAITER |
| [01:22.86] |
Things that normally are paralyzing |
| [01:27.2] |
Compared to this, they all seem appetizing |
| [01:31.61] |
'Cause you're stuck in the agonizing claws of the awkward |
| [01:40.80] |
The awkward pause |
