The Girl for You

The Girl for You

歌名 The Girl for You
歌手 Zachary Levi
歌手 YoungStar
歌手 YoungStar
歌手 YoungStar
歌手 YoungStar
歌手 YoungStar
专辑 First Date
原歌词
[00:00.0] AARON
[00:00.26] Should we continue playing Jewish Geography? 'Cause I can give you like ten more names
[00:03.61] CASEY
[00:03.79] We can! I am good at this game
[00:05.82] Even if I'm not a Jew
[00:07.1] JEWISH CHORUS
[00:08.54] Oy vey! Oy vey!
[00:16.77] AARON
[00:17.40] I'm sorry, what did you just say?
[00:18.97] CASEY
[00:19.80] I said, I'm not a Jew
[00:21.13] JEWISH CHORUS
[00:22.52] Oy vey! Oy vey!
[00:28.30] JEWISH CHORUS
[00:29.27] This isn't the girl for you
[00:35.78] This isn't the girl for you
[00:42.41] Dai dai dai dai dai dai
[00:44.73] Dai dai
[00:45.42] Dai dai dai dai dai dai
[00:48.1] Dai
[00:50.41] This isn't the girl for you
[00:58.94] GRANDMA IDA
[00:59.69] Aaron, bubalah!!
[01:02.0] AARON
[01:02.2] Grandma Ida, is that you?
[01:03.7] GRANDMA IDA
[01:03.53] That's right!
[01:04.89] AARON
[01:05.10] What are you doing here? You're dead
[01:07.28] I was busy praying
[01:08.81] At my temple in the sky
[01:10.13] When I got an urgent message
[01:12.20] That came straight from adonai!
[01:13.75] He said, "Ida, it's your grandson
[01:15.67] He is acting out of line
[01:17.17] 'Cause he's dating Casey Clark
[01:18.98] Instead of dating Sarah Stein!"
[01:20.63] I begged, "Yahweh, send me to him!
[01:22.47] I have wisdom to impart!
[01:24.12] Plus my grandson Aaron loves me,
[01:25.85] And he'd never break my heart
[01:27.53] I can make the pischer understand
[01:29.62] The error of his ways
[01:31.5] Even I once schtupped a schvartza
[01:32.96] It was just a passing phase!"
[01:34.69] JEWISH CHORUS
[01:34.84] Eh, the schvartza was a phase!
[01:36.8] GRANDMA IDA
[01:36.50] So listen to me, boychik
[01:38.0] You're a mensch who's been endowed
[01:39.77] With brains and looks and talent -
[01:41.54] I could plotz, I'm just so proud!
[01:43.32] But though I cut you slack
[01:44.74] When you did not return my calls,
[01:46.79] If you wed this little tsatskeleh
[01:48.59] I'll break your matzah *****!
[01:50.22] JEWISH CHORUS
[01:50.27] This isn't the girl for you! - Oy oy oy!
[01:53.79] This isn't the girl for you! - a goy goy goy!
[01:57.37] GRANDMA IDA
[01:57.51] She considers jesus boss
[01:58.8] And thinks you nailed him to the cross!
[02:00.00] GRANDMA IDA & JEWISH CHORUS
[02:01.27] This isn't the girl for you!
[02:05.82] Not for you, not for you - hey!
[02:08.97] Not for you - hey!
[02:10.49] She's not for you!
[02:11.61] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[02:11.92] Aaron?
[02:12.80] AARON
[02:13.60] Whoa! And who are you?
[02:15.60] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[02:15.81] I'm Casey's father!Her very disapproving,
[02:18.83] very Christian father! And Aaron
[02:22.65] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[02:23.8] You are ruining my daughter's life
[02:26.41] Never thought my baby'd be a hebrew's wife
[02:30.6] Why would people called
[02:31.85] "The chosen ones"
[02:32.9] Choose to wear strange hats
[02:34.81] And circumcise their sons?
[02:36.70] CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA
[02:37.6] Circumcise their sons!
[02:38.72] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[02:39.3] You don't know the holy trinity
[02:41.57] Or the joy felt when you trim a christmas tree
[02:45.57] And since you cannot sing "The first noel"
[02:48.96] Jesus christ won't save you
[02:50.64] From the gates of hell
[02:52.44] CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA
[02:52.61] You'll go straight to hell!
[02:54.36] Hallelujah!
[02:55.72] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[02:55.90] Every angel sings for the easter bunny
[02:59.22] And the eggs he brings
[03:01.13] CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA
[03:01.45] Hallelujah!
[03:02.64] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[03:02.80] Christians pass the test
[03:04.40] We are not semitic
[03:06.34] Therefore we are blessed
[03:07.65] EVERYONE
[03:08.4] This isn't the girl for you
[03:10.16] CHURCH CHOIR
[03:10.36] Ahhh!
[03:11.48] EVERYONE
[03:11.86] This isn't the girl for you
[03:13.77] CHURCH CHOIR
[03:13.91] Ahhh!
[03:15.2] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[03:15.10] How can I stay cool and calm
[03:16.71] When you don't praise the virgin mom?
[03:18.72] EVERYONE
[03:19.26] This isn't the girl for you!
[03:23.45] AARON'S FUTURE SON
[03:23.67] Yo, Dad, whatsup?
[03:25.68] AARON
[03:26.10] Uhh, I'm sorry - "Dad"?
[03:28.18] AARON'S FUTURE SON
[03:28.24] What, you don't recognize me?
[03:29.81] I'm yours and Casey's future son
[03:31.68] And I'm, like, beyond messed up So - thanks for that
[03:34.21] You got me so confused
[03:36.72] I don't know which way to choose
[03:38.27] Do I celebrate christmas or chanukan?
[03:40.29] Either way, I lose
[03:41.63] 'Cause I don't know what to believe in
[03:43.38] With the mixed signals I'm receivin'
[03:44.97] Now, I don't fit into a box
[03:46.44] I'm strung out with doubt and I can't detox
[03:48.38] Should I live life for the moment?
[03:49.99] Or should I kneel and repent?
[03:51.63] Do I believe the messiah's comin'
[03:53.53] Or came and went?
[03:54.93] I'm stuck and It's ****in' depressin'
[03:57.11] From all this perpetual guessin'
[03:58.54] Don't mean to be preachy
[03:59.70] But like nietzsche the nihilist
[04:01.68] I'm thinkin' that God don't exist
[04:03.65] Do I cry at schindler's list
[04:04.92] Or weep at the passion of the Christ?!
[04:06.53] Both!
[04:06.94] Should I shop retail
[04:07.93] When there is no sale
[04:08.66] Or kvetch that It's all overpriced?!
[04:10.18] I'm gonna haunt you like a poltergeist!
[04:12.13] My whole identity you're sacrieiced!
[04:13.83] EVERYONE
[04:14.0] Why didn't you use a ******?!
[04:15.73] GRANDMA IDA
[04:16.8] Aaron
[04:28.81] EVERYONE
[04:32.7] This isn't the girl for you!
[04:34.20] AARON'S FUTURE SON
[04:34.42] Not not for you!
[04:35.46] EVERYONE
[04:35.65] This isn't the girl for you!
[04:37.72] AARON'S FUTURE SON
[04:37.89] So true! So true!
[04:38.66] Six thousand years of history
[04:40.48] Are restin' on your head
[04:41.94] GRANDMA IDA
[04:42.81] If you married her
[04:42.86] You'd kill me were I not already dead!
[04:45.32] CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
[04:45.49] I won't have my grandkids raised on bagels,
[04:47.42] Lox and cream cheese spread
[04:49.13] GRANDMA IDA & CASEY'S Christian father
[04:49.38] Now let's review
[04:50.11] AARON'S FUTURE SON
[04:50.27] She's not a jew!
[04:51.11] EVERYONE
[04:51.28] So this isn't the girl for you!
[04:56.96] GRANDMA IDA
[04:57.12] A shayna maydl but she doesn't spin the dreidel!
[04:59.67] EVERYONE
[05:00.26] So this isn't the girl for you! Hey!
歌词翻译
[00:00.0] (亚伦)
[00:00.26] 我们要继续玩犹太地理吗?(犹太人初次见面玩的游戏)
因为我还可以说出十个以上的地名
[00:03.61] (凯茜)
[00:03.79] 行啊!我玩这个很在行
[00:05.82] 即便我不是犹太人
[00:07.1] (犹太合唱团)
[00:08.54] 哎呀!天哪!(犹太人表沮丧的感叹词)
[00:16.77] (亚伦)
[00:17.40] 抱歉,你说什么?
[00:18.97] (凯茜)
[00:19.80] 我说,我不是个犹太人
[00:21.13] (合唱团)
[00:22.52] 哎呀!天哪!
[00:28.30] (合唱团)
[00:29.27] 这个女孩不适合你
[00:35.78] 这个女孩不适合你
[00:42.41] 哒哒哒哒哒
[00:44.73] 哒哒
[00:45.42] 哒哒哒哒哒
[00:48.1]
[00:50.41] 这个女孩不适合你
[00:58.94] (艾达奶奶)
[00:59.69] 亚伦仔!
[01:02.0] (亚伦)
[01:02.2] 艾达奶奶,是你吗?
[01:03.53] 正是!
[01:03.7] (艾达奶奶)
[01:04.89] (亚伦)
[01:05.10] 您在这儿干啥?您不是去世了么
[01:07.28] 我正忙着祈祷
[01:08.81] 在天堂的庙里
[01:10.13] 刚刚上帝给我送来了
[01:12.20] 紧急的消息
[01:13.75] 他说:“艾达呀,你孙子他
[01:15.67] 他不听话呀
[01:17.17] 因为他在和Casey Clark约会
[01:18.98] 而不是Sarah Stein!“
[01:20.63] 我求上帝:“让我去见他!
[01:22.47] 我去教训这小子!
[01:24.12] 再说我孙子阿伦他爱我
[01:25.85] 从来不让我伤心
[01:27.53] 我会让这迷途羔羊
[01:29.62] 意识到错误
[01:31.5] 连我有一次看见个黑妹
[01:32.96] 也都过去了
[01:34.69] (犹太合唱团)
[01:34.84] 嗯,黑妹是历史阶段啦
[01:36.50] 所以,听着,小子
[01:36.8] (艾达奶奶)
[01:38.0] 你是个天生的万人迷
[01:39.77] 聪明帅气又有才
[01:41.54] 我超超超为你骄傲der!
[01:43.32] 虽然我可以饶了你
[01:44.74] 不接我电话这事儿
[01:46.79] 但如果你和这个小结婚
[01:48.59] 我肯定捏碎你的
[01:50.22] (合唱团)
[01:50.27] 这个女孩不适合你!-天哪天哪!
[01:53.79] 这个女孩不适合你!-天哪天哪!
[01:57.37] (艾达奶奶)
[01:57.51] 她把上帝当老板
[01:58.8] 觉得你是钉死他的人
[02:00.00] (奶奶&合唱团)
[02:01.27] 这个女孩不适合你!
[02:05.82] 你俩不行,不行,嘿!
[02:08.97] 就是不行!
[02:10.49] 她不适合你!
[02:11.61] (凯茜的基督徒父亲)
[02:11.92] 亚伦?
[02:12.80] (亚伦)
[02:13.60] 哦哟!你是谁?
[02:15.60] (凯爸)
[02:15.81] 我是凯茜的父亲!
[02:18.83] 很失望而且信基督的父亲!而且亚伦
[02:22.65] (凯爸)
[02:23.8] 你要毁了我女儿一辈子啊
[02:26.41] 我从没想过我的宝贝成了犹太徒的妻子
[02:30.6] 为什么人们说
[02:31.85] “被选中的人”
[02:32.9] 会选择戴奇怪的帽子
[02:34.81] 而且给儿子行割礼
[02:36.70] (合唱团&奶奶)
[02:37.6] 给儿子行割礼!
[02:38.72] (凯爸)
[02:39.3] 你们不懂三位一体
[02:41.57] 也不懂修剪圣诞树的快乐
[02:45.57] 而且既然你不会唱《第一首圣诞颂》
[02:48.96] 耶稣也不会从地狱中
[02:50.64] 拯救你
[02:52.44] (合唱团&奶奶)
[02:52.61] 你会下地狱!
[02:54.36] 哈~利路亚!
[02:55.72] (凯爸)
[02:55.90] 每个天使都为复活节的兔子歌唱
[02:59.22] 它还带来彩蛋
[03:01.13] (合唱团&奶奶)
[03:01.45] 哈~利路亚!
[03:02.64] (凯爸)
[03:02.80] 基督徒通过了考验
[03:04.40] 我们不是闪米特人
[03:06.34] 因此我们被上帝祝福
[03:07.65] (齐)
[03:08.4] 这个女孩不适合你
[03:10.16] (合唱团)
[03:10.36] 啊哈哈!
[03:11.48] (齐)
[03:11.86] 这个女孩不适合你
[03:13.77] (合唱团)
[03:13.91] 啊哈哈!
[03:15.10] 我该如何保持冷静
[03:15.2] (凯爸)
[03:16.71] 如果你不懂得赞颂圣母
[03:18.72] (齐)
[03:19.26] 这个女孩不适合你!
[03:23.45] 亚伦未来的儿子)
[03:23.67] 哟,老爸,你好呀?
[03:25.68] (亚伦)
[03:26.10] 呃,抱歉,你叫我爸?
[03:28.18] (亚伦未来的儿子)
[03:28.24] 什么?你不认得我啦?
[03:29.81] 我是你和凯茜未来的儿子
[03:31.68] 我现在乱七八糟,真是托你的福
[03:34.21] 你让我很混乱
[03:36.72] 我不知道该选哪条路
[03:38.27] 我应该过圣诞节还是光明节?
[03:40.29] 不管哪一个,我都很失败
[03:41.63] 因为我没有信仰
[03:43.38] 太多信息混在一起
[03:44.97] 现在,我太困扰了
[03:46.44] 精神恍惚毫无办法
[03:48.38] 我该活在当下?
[03:49.99] 还是跪下忏悔?
[03:51.63] 我该相信弥撒的降临
[03:53.53] 还是相信得而复失
[03:54.93] 我陷入抑郁
[03:57.11] 就因为这永恒的问题
[03:58.54] 不是说教的意思
[03:59.70] 但就像尼采那样的虚无主义者
[04:01.68] 我想上帝应该不存在
[04:03.65] 我是否该像辛德勒的名单那样哭泣
[04:04.92] 还是为基督流下热泪了
[04:06.53] 都要!
[04:06.94] 我该从商店买
[04:07.93] 不打折的商品
[04:08.66] 还是抱怨太贵
[04:10.18] 我就要像个恶作剧一样缠着你!
[04:12.13] 我的整个身份被你毁掉了!
[04:13.83] (齐)
[04:14.0] 你为啥不用套?
[04:15.73] (艾达奶奶)
[04:16.8] 亚伦
[04:28.81] (齐)
[04:32.7] 这个女孩不适合你!
[04:34.20] (凯爸)
[04:34.42] 不适合你!
[04:35.46] (齐)
[04:35.65] 这个女孩不适合你!
[04:37.72] (亚伦未来的儿子)
[04:37.89] 就是!就是!
[04:38.66] 六千年的历史
[04:40.48] 悬在你头顶
[04:41.94] (艾达奶奶)
[04:42.81] 要不是我早死了
[04:42.86] 你和她结婚就得把我气死
[04:45.32] (凯爸)
[04:45.49] 我拒绝我外孙吃百吉饼
[04:47.42] 熏鲑鱼和奶油干酪
[04:49.13] (艾达奶奶&凯茜)
[04:49.38] 来复习一下
[04:50.11] (亚伦未来的儿子)
[04:50.27] 她不是犹太人!
[04:51.11] (齐)
[04:51.28] 所以她不适合你!
[04:56.96] (艾达奶奶)
[04:57.12] 是个漂亮女孩但不是犹太人
[04:59.67] (齐)
[05:00.26] 所以她不适合你!嘿!