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This is your bailout, sweetie your bailout |
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Honey I’m calling to bail you out |
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You can tell him your dad’s in the hospital |
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Your building’s on fire |
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That’s all you need to say |
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and you’re free on your way |
| [00:19.90] |
It’s your bestie calling, It’s Reggie to the rescue |
| [00:23.00] |
Who do save you from another catastrophic blind date |
| [00:25.85] |
I’ve done it time and again, save you from horrendous men |
| [00:28.48] |
all those losers who should never be allowed to pro-create |
| [00:30.50] |
The dentist with the foul breath that make you wanna yak |
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or that hippie with the hair growing only on his back |
| [00:36.93] |
or the guy obsessed with disney |
| [00:38.00] |
second thought, I’ll cut him slack |
| [00:39.55] |
though his love for princesses was rather suspect |
| [00:42.08] |
But I’m digressing |
| [00:43.00] |
I’m obsessing |
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You did not pick up your cell |
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which means you either didn’t hear it ring |
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or things are going well |
| [00:48.00] |
So e-mail, call or FaceTime tell me if you like this guy |
| [00:50.43] |
Okay that’s it |
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I love you lots, need you forever, bye~ |
| [00:54.60] |
This is your bailout, sweetie your bailout |
| [00:57.13] |
Honey I’m calling to bail you out |
| [00:59.80] |
You can tell him your grandma broke her hip |
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or your dog ate some chocolate |
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That’s all you need to say |
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and you’re free on your way |
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Later, bi*ch! |
