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I know what you're thinking |
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What's Barney been drinking? |
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That girl was smoking hot |
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Yes I coulda nailed her |
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But no it's not a failure |
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'Cuz there's one thing she is not |
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To score a ten would be just fine |
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But I'd rather be dressed to the nines |
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It's a truth you can't refute |
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Nothing suits me like a suit |
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Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
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Are impeccably well dressed |
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That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
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That puppy in the double-breast |
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That '80s dude in mutton chops |
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That baby with a lollipop |
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That lady cop who's kinda cute |
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Nothing suits 'em like a suit |
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Wingman I can wear |
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They're oh so debonair |
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The perfect way to snare |
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A girl with daddy issues |
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In navy blue or black |
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Check out this perfect rack |
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I want to give them a squeeze |
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Oh really? Then answer these questions |
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If you please |
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What would you do if you had to choose |
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Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
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What would you say |
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If you gave your suits away |
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In return you'd never grow old? Suits. |
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What would you pick |
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One million chicks |
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Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot. |
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What if world peace |
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Were within your reach … |
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Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. |
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It's suits. Come on, Lily. |
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Get your head outta your ass. |
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Two! Three! Four! |
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Girls will go and girls will come |
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But there's only one absolute |
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Every bro on the go needs to know |
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That there's no accepted substitute |
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I'm sorry suits, let's make amends |
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My Sunday best are my best friends |
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Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
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'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute |
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Like a …. wait for it … |
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Suit! |
